Guess Who's Arrived?
Taglines:
Guess Who's In Da House?
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A Warning to Blair
Taglines:
Blair Beware
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Introduction of a White Paper
Taglines:
Me Iz Introducin’ A White Paper
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Taxation and Its Impacts on Society
Taglines:
Tax Da Panty
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Campaign Message from Ali G
Taglines:
Vote Ali G
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Cleaning Up the Prime Minister's Environment
Taglines:
Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood
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Questioning Motives Behind Political Decisions
Minister:
The member for Staines is hereby removed from the House!
Ali G:
Is it because I is black?
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Confusion in a Chaotic Car Conversation
Ali G:
Switch on the engine, pass it on!
Gang member:
Switch on the engine, pass it on!
Final member:
Bitch on the pension, suck my dong!
Driver:
(confused) What? Should I turn the engine on?
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Misunderstanding Leads to Controversial Accusation
Ali G:
I put it to you that you sucked off an ‘orse.
Candidate:
I did not, “suck off a horse”. I have already been over this with the Party Chairman — I was out, hunting, with a friend, and I slipped, and fell onto the end of a horse's phallus, which, owing to it being the mating season, was... aroused.
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Political Discourse and Miscommunication in Dialogue
Minister:
Will the member for Staines return to his seat!?!
Prime Minister:
What's he doing?
David Carlton:
Uh, I don't know, Prime Minister.
Ali G:
Look at you all! All you ever do all day long is cuss each other! R-E-S-T-E-C-P. Do you have any idea what that spells?
Minister:
Restecp?
Ali G:
(confused) Yes. Restecp.
Prime Minister:
Restecp?
Ali G:
How can you all not be restecp-ing each other, when you doesn't restecp each other in here?
Minister:
The member for Staines is to be removed from the House!
Ali G:
(hurriedly) You wanna know ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: "Keep it real!
Minister:
(thinking quick) That's three words!
Ali G:
Don't be a spannah — "It" ain't a real word — it's short for "innit", innit?
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Emergency Declaration in Response to Intrusion
David Carlton:
(after Ali G and his gang break into Downing Street) This is a terrorist attack, shoot on sight!
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Threatening Intentions in Ali G Indahouse
David Carlton:
Now, I am going to shoot you!
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Comment on someone's intelligence level
David Carlton: [to Ali]
You know, you are unbelievably stupid.
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Emphasizing Authenticity in Communication
David Carlton:
I think we should "keep it real.
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Prime Minister Proposes Demolishing Slough
Prime Minister:
We're going to demolish Slough instead.
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Prime Minister's Inquiry About Actions
Prime Minister:
What's he doing?
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A Call to Action for Ali
Prime Minister: [[wikipedia:World War Three|World War Three's]
Ali, come on, ] breaking out, you need to do something!
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Tea and Tension in the Room
Ali G: [everyone's angry in UN]
You know why they're so worked up in there? It's because they haven't had their tea yet! Come on!
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Authenticity in Expression
Ali G: [repeated line]
Keep it real!
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