Friendship and Love Amidst Musical Differences
Tommy:
You really love David, don't you?
Alice:
Yep, I do.
Tommy:
Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.
Alice:
Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!
Alice:
My boy!
Tommy:
Mom, mom, I can't breathe!
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Struggles of Decision-Making in Relationships
Alice:
I know what I'm doing!
David:
Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.
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Communication Breakdown After a Traumatic Event
Flo: [[John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]
My old man, he ain't talked to me since the day ] got shot.
Alice:
Why? Did he think you had something to do with it?
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A Request for Attention and Response
Chicken:
Would you mind turning around for me?
Alice:
Turn around? Why?
Chicken:
I wanna look at ya.
Alice:
Well, look at my face, I don't sing with my ass.
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Inappropriate Comments in a Casual Conversation
David: [Tommy's milking a cow]
Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.
Tommy:
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?
Alice: [to David]
Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.
Tommy:
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.
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Parenting and Humor in Unexpected Situations
Alice:
I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?
Tommy:
You got pregnant.
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Alice Asserts Her Authority with a Warning
Alice: [after Tommy was being smart]
If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut.
Alice:
I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home.
Alice:
Get out!
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A Mother and Son's Playful Exchange
Tommy:
Mom, are we in Arizona yet?
Alice:
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?
Tommy:
Life is short.
Alice:
So are you.
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A Bold Statement on Affection
Flo:
You kiss me where the sun don't shine.
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A Complex Relationship with Humor and Frustration
Flo:
I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me.
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Observation on a Child's Uniqueness
Alice Hyatt:
You're a very weird kid.
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Strained Family Dynamics and Emotional Turmoil
Alice Hyatt:
How are we supposed to have a meaningful family relationship if he's always on the verge of killing you?
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