Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) - Quotes

Dedication: [[Alan Rickman] ](1946–2016)

Mirana: Where are we?

Iracebeth: You know where we are.

Queen Elsemere: Why are these crusts under your bed?

Young Iracebeth: She put them there.

Queen Elsemere: Did you, Mirana?

Iracebeth: [whispering] Did you, Mirana?

Young Iracebeth: You did. Tell her!

Queen Elsemere: Tell the truth, Mirana. Did you eat the tarts and put the crusts there?

Mirana/Young Mirana: No.

Mirana: Racie, no...

Iracebeth: [bursts the door open and points to Young Mirana, savagely; turns to rust] YOU'RE A LIAR! LIAR! YOU'RE LYING!!!

Iracebeth: [holding up the broken half of the crown] Revenge is mine.

Alice: [shocked in horror] She took them!

Queen Elsemere: [enters Iracebeth and Mirana's room, grabbing Young Mirana by the hand] What did I tell you two? No more tarts.

Young Iracebeth: [honestly] I didn't eat any tarts.

Queen Elsemere: [looks down and notices the tart crusts under Young Iracebeth's bed] Why are these crusts under your bed?

Young Iracebeth: [gesturing to her sister] She put them there.

Queen Elsemere: Did you, Mirana?

Young Iracebeth: You did. Tell her!

Queen Elsemere: Tell the truth, Mirana. Did you eat the tarts and put the crusts there?

Young Mirana: [shaking her head] No.

Young Iracebeth: But you did! You're lying.

Queen Elsemere: The tarts are under your bed. Don't blame your sister.

Young Mirana: You're eating all the tarts.

Young Iracebeth: You can have the crusts.

Young Mirana: I don't want the crusts!

Queen Elsemere: [claps her hands] If you can't get along, there'll be no more tarts for either of you. Now out of my kitchen. Scat!

Mr. Hightopp: You cost the princess her crown! Do you know what this means to us?

Hatter: Why am I never good enough for you?

Mr. Hightopp: Why are you always such a disappointment to me?

King Oleron: [gets up from his throne, stopping Iracebeth's rage ranting; turns his attention to the crowd] Iracebeth, enough! Iracebeth, I had always hoped that you would one day show the necessary qualities to become the queen you were born to be. I realize now that day will never come. People of Witzend, upon my death, my crown will pass... to the Princess Mirana.

Mirana: [gets up from her seat] Father, no...

Iracebeth: But that's not fair! I'm the eldest!

King Oleron: You are unfit to rule, Iracebeth.

Iracebeth: [enraged; her head enlarges a bit, shocking the crowd, starts to walk away but stops, and storms over to the Hightopp family; vengefully; turns away] I hate you. I... HATE... YOU... ALL!!! Oh! And I shall not ever forget you, you sniggering Hightopps! No, I shall wreak a terrible revenge! Vile. Slow.

Mirana: Racie.

Iracebeth: [walks a little closer to her; whispering; Mirana doesn't reply; turns away and walks up the stairs; sobbing and wailing] Oh, don't "Racie" me! You started it! Why don't you tell them the truth? I didn't think so. No one loves me! NO ONE LOVES ME!

Time: Wilkins!

Wilkins: Yes, sir?

Time: She's here! My liebchen is here!

Wilkins: [as he runs off, Alice watches him. Elsewhere, a silhouetted figure steps through a door underneath a giant red heart-shaped entrance. At the Grand Clock of All Time, he gathers the Seconds; through a corridor, Alice sees a shadow with a heart-shaped hairdo. Wilkins and the Seconds approach, bumping into each other from behind] Coming, sir! Hurry! Quick! Alright. Here we go. Seconds out! Seconds out! Oh. Ah! Get back. Stay in line. Stay in line! Ahem! Your Highness.

Iracebeth: Your Majesty!

Wilkins: Majesty. My lord is expecting you in the parlor. Shall I announce you?

Iracebeth: [the figure from the entrance, which is actually Iracebeth, the Red Queen, blows her trumpet; behind her, a vegetable humanoid-like creature lifts her cape as she walks to find Time with Wilkins and his friends following her as Alice watches. In the parlor, Time checks his breath] Oh, no mind! I'll announce myself. Tick Tock, where are you? Tick Tock, where are you? Tick Tock!

Time: Coming, my love!

Mirana: But, if anything can bring Hatter back, it would be seeing you again.

Alice: Well, where is he?

Hatter: [from inside] Go away! You can't come in.

Alice: Hatter, it's me. Alice.

Hatter: [opens the door, and gapes at her; they hug. He looks at her; touches Alice's face with his hands] Alice. You're you. And you're here. You are you, aren't you?

Alice: Yes, Hatter.

Hatter: [spins her around as if examining her body; looks around to see if the coast is clear; takes Alice inside his house, shutting the door behind them] Good. You're the only one. But you've always been Alice. And that's how I know you'll believe me.

Alice: I've missed you, Hatter.

Hatter: It's my family, Alice.

Alice: Your family?

Hatter: [leads Alice to a painting of his family; shows Alice the blue paper hat he found in the flashback] Yes. My family. Lost for many years. Or so I thought. Look. I found this. The first hat I've ever made. I thought I'd tossed it away long, long ago. It's impossible for it to be here, and yet...here it is. So if this hat survived, my family must've, too.

Alice: But, Hatter, that's...

Hatter: [cuts her off] I thought I wasn't worthy of the Hightopp name. A very serious man, my father. We had a terrible fight. I never said I was sorry when I had the chance. But this means I can make things right.

Alice: Hatter. Your family, uh...

Hatter: You do believe me, don't you, Alice?

Alice: [as his orange curly hair turns pale, Hatter sits in a chair. She sits in another one to face him] I want to. I... Hatter! You're not well. What can I do?

Hatter: [his eyes widen as he holds a finger up as if having an idea] Of course. My Alice...could bring my family back to me.

Alice: Oh, but...Hatter, the thing is...your family died. Long ago. You told me so yourself. No one can bring them back.

Hatter: No one but you?

Alice: I'm sorry. But it's...It's impossible.

Hatter: [grabs Alice by her arm. He takes her back to the door where they've started and opens it] You...are not you.

Alice: Hatter, please.

Hatter: [pushes her outside the porch; Alice looks wide-eyed] Get out. I don't know who you are. You're not my Alice. My Alice would believe me.

Alice: [tries to get Hatter's attention by knocking on the door; from her point of view through the window, Hatter walks away from the door while coughing and wheezing; Hatter ignores her, who hangs her head dejectively, as he walks off. Moments later, she runs back to Mirana and the others] Hatter! Hatter, please! Please! We must do something! He's so terribly ill. I fear he's...dying.

McTwisp: Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Bayard: No.

Mally: We can't lose him, Alice. We can't.

Alice: He said to make him feel better, I must bring his family back. But that...can't be.

Bayard: Alice.

McTwisp: [hops up to Alice and hugs her arm] Alice! Thank goodness you're finally here!

Thackery: It's that girl again!

Tweedledee: Alice! You're back!

Mally: [to the Bandersnatch] Don't be nice to her. She's late.

Alice: Have I come at a bad time?

Mirana: On the contrary. We were afraid you weren't coming at all.

Alice: What's the matter?

McTwisp: Hatter's the matter.

Tweedledee: Or the matter of Hatter.

Tweedledum: The former.

Tweedledee: No, the latter.

Mirana: [rolls her eyes; gives them a look] Tweedles.

Tweedles: [in unison] He's mad.

Alice: [the Tweedles nod; climbs out of the flower bed and pulls her hair back in a half-up style] Hatter? Yes, I know. That's his muchness. That's what makes him so...him.

Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

Chessur: [appears in the tree above them] And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped you might help us save him.

Absolem: You've been gone too long, Alice, and he will be gone before long.

Time: [German accent] Stupid me-shaped corridor.

Iracebeth (Red Queen): [madly pointing to Young Mirana; turns to rust] YOU'RE A LIAR! LIAR! YOU'RE LYING!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): [as Mr. Hightopp tries to fit the crown on top of her head] Put it on my head. You're making me look stupid. Get on with it! You incompetent imbecile!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing. When I get back, I shall have the heads of all of your friends. And then I shall have your head. Ta-ta!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): Revenge is mine!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): NO ONE LOVES ME!!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): I hate you! I... hate... you... ALL!!!!!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): The next person who laughs will never laugh again!

Iracebeth (Red Queen): Ignorant peasants.

Iracebeth (Red Queen): I WANT HER HEAD!!!

Alice Kingsleigh: [The others cheer for her] Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I'll help him. No matter what.

Alice Kingsleigh: [[w:Jabberwocky|the Jabberwocky; [Alice in Wonderland (2010 film)|I killed the Jabberwocky on Frabjous Day; '''Time''': Ah. The Chronosphere.] It's about the Hatter. Tarrant Hightopp. He's a great friend of mine, and recently, he's convinced that his long-deceased family is still alive. Well, of course, his family can't really be alive because you see, ] killed the family on Horunvendush Day, and ], and I'd like your permission to please borrow the Chronosphere. It's imperative that…