Conflict Between Aliens and the Pearsons
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The Aliens vs. The Pearsons.
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Visitors from Above
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They came from upstairs.
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Home Alone with Unexpected Guests
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They are home, but they are not alone.
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A Personal Keepsake in Aliens in the Attic
Bethany Pearson: [last lines as she and Tom use the mind control device and made Ricky land on his private parts on the star rail while he screams in pain]
I am so keeping this.
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Sister in Danger from Aliens
Jake:
Where's Ricky? Taken prisoner by the aliens?
Tom:
No, worse. My sister.
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Unexpected Confrontation Among Friends
Bethany:
Ricky! Where have you been?
Ricky:
Oh shut up, you little b...Bethany?
Bethany: [slaps Ricky]
What?!
Ricky:
Ow! Why are you hitting me?
Bethany:
Why are you being such a jerk?
Ricky:
Huh?
Tom:
Revenge is so sweet.
Bethany: [Ricky stutters; storms off and Ricky follows]
I have spent the last hour walking around the lake! Where were you? That's what I thought.
Ricky:
No! I...I don't know!
Art: [to Tom]
You want me to bring him back?
Tom: [smiling]
Nah. Let him suffer.
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Disagreement Over Credit for the Plan
Tazer:
Yes! My plan is working!
Razor:
My" plan. You mean "my" plan.
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Gravity Disruption in the Attic
Lee Pearson: [after the aliens turned off the gravity]
What the...
Jake Pearson:
What's happening?
Art Pearson:
Why are we floating?
Lee Pearson:
They turned off the gravity, like in Halo!
Art: [[Wii]
This isn't Xbox, Lee. It's real, like ].
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Confronting Alien Adversaries with Humor
Jake Pearson: [to the giant-sized Skip with a potato gun]
Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum!
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A Plan Involving Mentos and Teamwork
Jake Pearson:
Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with me here. Did Nana give anyone Mentos?
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Urgency in the Face of Alien Danger
Jake Pearson: [to Tom]
We're in the middle of a battle, and you wanna play science fair? No way. We're going back in now... before our parents end up as alien zombies.
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Preparing for Action Against the Unknown
Jake Pearson:
Well, whatever it is, we can't let em get to it. Everyone, gear up. We move on my command.
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Skepticism About a Potato Gun Idea
Jake Pearson:
A potato gun? That's your big idea?
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Emergency Action Required
Tom Pearson:
We gotta call 911.
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A Call to Save the Planet
Tom Pearson:
Let's go save the planet.
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