31 quotes
Injury Humor in Cheerleading
Mäddy Killian
Like you can sprain a tit or something.
[''When asking Alexis why she cheerleads when its dangerous'']
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Unexpected Connections and Experiences
Tracy Bingham
I'm not going to say ], Terry, cause that would just be predictable. I mean, it's not big, and that's fine, but for the sake of the puppies, I just want to make sure you know how to use it. Three people in my seventeen years ]. Myself of course. This really sweet boy at camp the summer after freshman year. Lovely fingers on that boy. And then, not ten minutes ago, I got my frigging socks rocked off... by Maddy. But never by you, Terry.
[[w:Penis size envy|you have a small dick; [w:Female ejaculation|have made me come]
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Determination in the Face of Adversity
Terry Stankus
You think I'm gonna let you quit?!
[''Runs into Vik after he quits to coaches, knocking him down'']
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Tracy's Bold Warning to Others
Tracy Bingham
Clear the road puppies. Bloodhound bitches in the house y'all.
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Confronting Masculinity with Playful Provocation
Tracy Bingham
Is a big tough guy like you scared of a sweet little thing like me. What do you think, Maddy? Do you think I hurt Mr. Tiny Peepee's little feelings? Oh, are you gonna cry, Terry? Huh? Are you gonna cry?
[''Terry punches her in the face'']
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Questioning Driving Skills of Women
Terry Stankus
Is it our fault, chicks can't drive for shit?
[''To Vik'']
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Friendship and Loyalty in Challenging Times
Terry Stankus
I'm your best friend, bud! ] for you and everything!
[''To Vik''; [w:Virginity#Definitions of virginity loss|I broke her in]
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Pretending to Fit In with the Crowd
Mäddy Killian
The hard part is going to be, pretending that I actually like those dumb bitches. Like that dipshit, Tracy. Acts like she's all sad but then, jumps on Terry's jock before Alexis is even in the ground. That's classy. And Terry. Mr. big bad wolf himself. I'm gonna ruin your perfect little senior year, dog. But, right now. I have to go and paint my face up like those whores. So, uh... Mäddy Killian, out!
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Preparing for the Rally
Mäddy Killian
Get some sleep. You wanna look hot for the rally, tomorrow.
Tracy Bingham
That's right, bitch.
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Gender Dynamics in a Gangster Context
Alexis Grace Andersen
Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. Boys be dogs, girls be bitches. Gangster.
[''Turns around with both hands effeminately raised''; ''Holds out upturned left hand''; ''Holds out upturned right hand''; ''Flips both hands, turns and walks away'']
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The Risks of High School Cheerleading
Mäddy Killian
So, why do it?
[''Sitting in Alexis vehicle while she applies lipstick'']
Alexis Grace Andersen
Cause it's dangerous.
Mäddy Killian
Like you can sprain a tit or something.
Alexis Grace Andersen
This is the most dangerous sport in American high school, bitch.
Mäddy Killian
More dangerous than football?
AlexisGrace Andersen
More catastrophic injuries per student. How do I look?
[''Leaving vehicle and places arms on hood and hip'']
Mäddy Killian
Dangerous.
Mäddy Killian
Take me through a typical Thursday.
Alexis Grace Andersen
Well, first I get up at ] for my run. I mean, obviously staying in shape is a part of the gig. It's called cheerleading. You know, I have to be a leader.
[[w:Dawn|the ass crack]
Alexis Grace Andersen
Oh, Marvin. And diplomatic. Proactive. Seriously, hon. Come to the realm, boys! My bitches do not disappoint.
[A boy comes up to Alexis hugging and kissing her; ''Jerks her torso back and forth'']
Mäddy Killian
So why do you call yourselves bitches?
Alexis Grace Andersen
Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. Boys be dogs, girls be bitches. Gangster.
[''Turns around with both hands effeminately raised''; ''Holds out upturned left hand''; ''Holds out upturned right hand''; ''Flips both hands, turns and walks away'']
Mäddy Killian
Not now, Leena.
[Leena approaches and greets]
Leena Miller
Maddy!
Alexis Grace Andersen
After that, I track down Terry and, um... blue up his balls. God, Terry charges my bones. For real. Next year, he's captain of the football team and... I'm captain of the squad, so it's pretty much gonna be the best year ever. MMS class. I avoid taking honors classes, so I can maintain all A's. Overheard that from a senior bitch, freshmen year. Take basic classes, show up on time and always look hot!
[''Sitting on field''; ''Scene of Terry groping her rear end in hallway'']
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Unlikely Romance on Rally Night
Manchester Manny Mankiewitz
What do you think my chances are tonight with Martha?
George Shank
The chances of you striking out? Pretty goddamn good!
[''Chuckles derisively'']
Manchester Manny Mankiewitz
Come on, man. It's rally night. Something could happen.
George Shank
She even let you smell it?
Vik De Palma
Hey, guys. I snagged a couple of bottles of kank out of my dad's garage last night. Shit, you guys smoke?
George Shank
Enough to kill a horse, yo.
Vik De Palma
Do we keep this party exclusive enough?
George Shank
Yo, if we ain't hung the fuck over for the first day tomorrow. We just ain't dogs. Woof!
[''Fist bumps Vik'']
Vik De Palma
Terry?
[''Terry walks over to a guy who has finished with weights'']
Terry Stankus
Hey, man. You mind not slamming every single weight down like that?
Workout guy
It's a weight room. Get over it. Whatever, dude.
[''Puts on headphones'']
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Terry's Challenge to Vik
Terry Stankus
Oh, you are such a little bitch, Vik. I owe it to you, too, cuz. You want her? Come and get her. You girls got your seatbelts on?!
[''Laughing at Vik who is tricked By Maddy into getting his blood sucked out''; ''Hoists Hannah's body on his shoulder''; ''Laughs maniacally and drives away'']
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Cheerleaders Discuss Action and Team Dynamics
Mäddy Killian
Do you wanna show me some action now?
Alexis Grace Andersen
Bitch, I thought you would never ask.
Martha Popkin
Where's Hanna?
Hanna Popkin
Here! Sorry, Lexi, the head got stuck and...
[''Runs over in a furry suit'']
Alexis Grace Andersen
Put it on.
Hanna Popkin
Well?
Alexis Grace Andersen
Magical. All right, smart ass. Check this shit out.
[''Cheer squad throws her in the air of a stunt and Alexis falls on head snapping her neck'']
Cheer squad
Oh, my God! Get up, Alexis!
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Searching for Terry After the Rally
Manchester Manny Mankiewitz
Hey, Tracy. Do you know where Terry is? He wasn't at the rally and he's not answering me.
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Call to Action from Alexis Grace Andersen
Alexis Grace Andersen
Oh, Marvin. And diplomatic. Proactive. Seriously, hon. Come to the realm, boys! My bitches do not disappoint.
[A boy comes up to Alexis hugging and kissing her; ''Jerks her torso back and forth'']
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Planning a Cheer Practice Night
Hanna Popkin
Hey, Dad. Me and the bitches, the girls, um, we are going to be staying at Maddy's house tonight, because we have a whole lot of cheers that we have to go over and practice and everything. So, I guess we'll be seeing you tomorrow. Uh, don't work too hard. We love you. Okay, bye, Dad. Bye.
[''In Martha Popkin's body, on phone'']
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Balancing Ambition and Social Expectations
Alexis Grace Andersen
After that, I track down Terry and, um... blue up his balls. God, Terry charges my bones. For real. Next year, he's captain of the football team and... I'm captain of the squad, so it's pretty much gonna be the best year ever. MMS class. I avoid taking honors classes, so I can maintain all A's. Overheard that from a senior bitch, freshmen year. Take basic classes, show up on time and always look hot!
[''Scene of Terry groping her rear end in hallway'']
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Consequences of Actions and Divine Judgment
Martha Popkin
I crashed us and now, God is punishing me.
[''In Hanna's body'']
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Conflicted Feelings About Attraction and Experience
Terry Stankus
I never understood why you had the hots for her, Viky. Till I fucked her, this summer. She puts up a good fight!
[''Referring to Mäddy'']
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Determined to Keep Someone Close
Leena Miller
You're not leaving me... I won't let you... G...O...!
[Gives a banshee scream]
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George's Van: A Unique Situation
Ben Fector
So, there's two things you gotta know about George's van. One, there's always a weed stash. And two, it's never locked. And three, it smells like dick.
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A Character's Expression of Hunger
Tracy Bingham
God, I'm freaking starving, Larry!
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Cheerleader's Unexpected Taste Experience
Terry Stankus
Mmm. Taste's like ]. I'm like the ] up in this bitch. Oh, I hope ]!
[After cutting stones out of Hannah and then swallowing the magic stones; [w:jelly bean|jelly beans; [w:cookie Monster|cookie monster; [w:Gluten-free diet|that shit was gluten-free]
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Confrontation Between Rivals in Cheerleader Conflict
George Shank
That ] and her bitches are picking us dogs off. One by one. Bitches ]. You saw it.
[[w:Haitian Vodou|voodoo dyke; [w:Lite-Brit|glowing like Lite-Brites and shit]
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The Dangers of High School Cheerleading
Alexis Grace Andersen
Cause it's dangerous. This is the most dangerous sport in American high school, bitch. More catastrophic injuries per student.
[''When asked By Maddy why she cheerleads'']
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Perceptions of Crazy: A Daily Habit
Tracy Bingham
The bitches think I'm crazy, but, I drink like half a gallon a day.
[''Drinking milk from jug at Larry's residence'']
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A Concern for Friends' Needs
Leena Miller
I'm sorry, Larry. I think, my friends are hungry.
[''They proceed to suck the life juice out of him'']
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Conflicted Sentiments on Violence and Home
Terry Stankus
I don't know but I've been told! Killing pussies, going home!
[''Running after cheerleaders in forest'']
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Unexpected Observations About Hanna's Appearance
Students
Wow, Hanna. Didn't know you had tits.
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Perceptions of Loyalty and Identity Among Friends
Students
If she's a dog. She must ], dude.
[[w:teat|have six more hidden somewhere]
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