18 quotes
Observations on Crowd Dynamics
Roger Cobb
You really know how to pack them in.
[Regarding the empty church at Edwina's memorial]
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Questioning the Sanity of the Situation
Roger Cobb
Is everyone here bananas?
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A Bold Claim of Resurrection
Edwina Cutwater
Guess what I'm going to do?
Roger Cobb
What?
Edwina Cutwater
I'm going to come back from the dead.
Roger Cobb
Ohhh. And what makes you think you can do that?
[Patronising]
Edwina Cutwater
Because I'm rich.
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Questioning Sound Mind in Legal Matters
Roger Cobb
Miss Cutwater, as your attorney, I must advise you - your will can be challenged if you are deemed to be... not of sound mind.
Edwina Cutwater
Why, you presumptious ambulance chaser. Are you implying that I am not of sound mind?
Roger Cobb
No, I wouldn't do that. But I think everyone else in the solar system might.
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Desire for Privacy and Personal Freedom
Edwina Cutwater
Well I don't see why you're getting so upset about all this.
Roger Cobb
Because I want my body back! And I want my freedom and my privacy! And most of all, I'd like to be able to take a leak without being fondled!
Edwina Cutwater
You may find this hard to believe, but fondling you while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time.
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Energy Vampires in the Legal Profession
Roger Cobb
You're like an energy vampire. You suck the life out of people and take the fun out of being a lawyer.
[To Edwina]
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Struggling with the concept of failure
Edwina Cutwater
I don't believe this. I can't even die right.
[On finding her soul inside Roger Cobb's body]
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Redefining Support in Relationships
Taglines
They say that behind every great man there's a woman. But in this case it's ridiculous.
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The Consequences of Unwanted Help
Edwina Cutwater
Oh, Roger! I see what you mean about enjoying life! It's to be savoured!
[Thrilled]
Roger Cobb
I am going to kill you.
[Seething]
Edwina Cutwater
I was just trying to help...
[Hurt]
Roger Cobb
You failed! Since you started helping me, in the last twenty-four hours, I've lost my girl, my job, I've alienated my dog! I broke my sunglasses! You can't even get that kind anymore. Stop helping me!!
Edwina Cutwater
You know, you are so ungrateful. If it wasn't for me, you would get that partnership, and then you'd have to take cases like that, and kiss your father's high ideals goodbye. You'd also be married to Peggy; you call that savouring life?
Roger Cobb
Oh, look who's talking!
Edwina Cutwater
I spent my life in a sick bed. What's your excuse?
Roger Cobb
It's just like a dead person to say that.
[Fuming]
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Demanding Respect and Recognition in Adversity
Roger Cobb
Don't look at me like that. I'm not going in there as a messenger boy; I'm a trained legal advisor. No more being looked down on by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich. From now on, I'm gonna be respected... by people who think they're better than I am because they're rich.
[To his dog]
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Apologies Amidst Unconventional Circumstances
Edwina Cutwater
I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry if I ruined your birthday.
Roger Cobb
And I'm sorry if I made your being dead an unpleasant experience.
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One's a crowd in comedy film
Taglines
The comedy that proves that one's a crowd.
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Unpleasant Childhood Encounter with a Clown
Edwina Cutwater
Once, my parents hired a clown to entertain me. But he didn't like me! So when my parents were in the room, he'd just sit there, and didn't lift a finger to amuse me!
[Tearfully]
Roger Cobb
That's a terrible clown.
[Appalled]
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Critique of Unpleasant Behavior
Edwina Cutwater
You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive.
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Miscommunication in a Crucial Moment
Roger Cobb
You'll have to do it.
Edwina Cutwater
Do what?
Roger Cobb
You know, take it out.
Edwina Cutwater
Take what out?
Roger Cobb
The little fireman.
Edwina Cutwater
The little fireman?
Roger Cobb
You know, my penis.
Edwina Cutwater
How dare you say penis to a dead person.
Roger Cobb
Listen lady, if you don't give Ed some big air, he's gonna piss all over your half of my body!
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Class and Opportunity in Environmental Exploitation
Roger Cobb
Look, lady. Just because my grandfather didn't rape the environment and exploit the workers doesn't make me a peasant. And it's not that he didn't want to rape the environment and exploit the workers; I'm sure he did. It's just that as a barber, he didn't have that much opportunity.
[After Edwina has called him a 'peasant']
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Unexpected Birthday Gift Reflection
Roger Cobb
You bought me a gravestone for my thirty-eighth birthday?!
[To his girlfriend]
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Inappropriate Words for the Deceased
Edwina Cutwater
How dare you say penis to a dead person.
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