6 quotes
The Pressure of Expectations and Consequences
Ali Aziz
You must get to the championship round. When you are on stage with the president, you will have smuggled in an explosive.
Omer
What if I don't make it to the final round?
Ali Aziz
Folks don't call me the torturer because I don't like to torture people.
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Sally's Unconventional Expression of Affection
Sally Kendoo
Martin, I'm not physically attracted to other people, but if you want me, I'm yours.
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Types of Iraqistanis Explained
President Staton
Did you know there are two kinds of Iraqistanis?
President Staton
I mean, actually, three?
Vice President Sutter
You mean Sunnis and Shi'ites and Kurds?
President Staton
You knew about this?
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Fame and Detachment from Reality
Martin Tweed
That's weird, one can become quite detached from reality when one's famous.
Sally Kendoo
That sounds so cool.
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Self-Reflection and Authenticity in Relationships
Martin Tweed
Jessica, you make me feel like being a better person and I'm not a better person. I'm me.
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Unexpected Departure Amidst Success
Jessica
How are the numbers?
[after Martin receives a fax showing American Dreamz as the top rated show]
Martin Tweed
Incredible. Absolutely incredible.
[chuckles]
Jessica
Congratulations.
Jessica
I'm leaving you.
Jessica
Did you hear what I said? I'm leaving you.
Martin Tweed
Yeah, I heard. Yeah, Yeah
[still staring at the fax]
Jessica
I'm not kidding.
Martin Tweed
I know. Look, I think it's an excellent decision on your part.
[turns and walks toward her]
Jessica
You do?
Martin Tweed
You're a fantastic person and the last year's been really great. You're beautiful. The sex has been wonderful. You're kind and supportive. You wait for me with dinner when I work late: you're amazing. And it's driving me out of my fucking mind.
Martin Tweed
You know, with numbers like this, this should be the happiest day of my life and instead i have to worry about whether I make you happy all the time!
Martin Tweed
Jessica, sweetheart, you make me feel like being a better person. And I'm not a better person. I'm me.
Jessica
I feel sorry for you.
[teary-eyed as she walks away]
Martin Tweed
Don't. I certainly don't. In fact, I envy myself deeply.
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