...And Justice for All Quotes

Arthur Jeff, what happened?

Jeff McCullaugh Some... somebody beat me up...

Arthur Why?

Jeff McCullaugh I dunno, I didn't ask.

Judge Rayford Gentlemen, need I remind you we are in a court of law? Now, let's proceed in an orderly fashion.

Arthur Where are we going?

Judge Rayford You wanna go someplace in particular?

Arthur No. Down, I would prefer to go down...

Warren If he's not in jail this week, he'll be in jail next week! Appeal it!

Arthur I CAN'T APPEAL IT, HE'S DEAD! HE'S DEAD! HALF HOUR AFTER THEY PUT HIM IN THE LOCKUP, HE HANGED HIMSELF! GODDAMN IT!

Judge Rayford Did you ever skydive? ... Skydive? Did you ever skydive?

Arthur No, why?

Judge Rayford You ought to try it. You might learn something. You know, I was skydiving once and my main chute didn't open. I pulled my reserve which didn't open either. There I was, plunging to the Earth. Just as I hit the tree tops, I discovered the meaning of life.

Arthur Which is?

Judge Rayford It sucks, Arthur! It really sucks!

Judge Fleming Prison should be a frightening place. Let those criminals create their own hellhole....I tell you, Arthur, the idea of punishment to fit the crime doesn't work. We need unjust punishment. Hang somebody for armed robbery. Try it! We've got nothin to lose. Do you understand what I'm sayin to you, for God's sake? You don't, do you? Oh! You fellas with your fancy ideas of rehabilitation. I tell you that the concept of rehabilitation is a farce. Do you honestly think that, that bringing ] into prisons to sing railroad songs is gonna rehabilitate anyone? Most people are sick and tired of mugging and crime in the streets... Arthur? Arthur?

Judge Rayford Sixteen years of marriage and my wife still won't eat Chinese food. It's crazy, especially since we met in a Chinese restaurant.

Arthur Kirkland This is a man bent on killing himself! It's no secret; a guard found him in his chambers once trying to hang himself! This is a man who's making value decisions on people's lives!

Elderly Man Whoa! Where's your teeth?

Arthur What'd you do with your teeth, Grandpa?

Sam Kirkland Did I have teeth the last time you visited me?

Elderly Man Of course you had teeth, you had teeth this morning!

Arthur Kirkland At this point, I would just like to say that what this committee is doing in theory is highly commendable. However, in practice, it sucks... and I'm not going to answer any more questions.

Carl Travers I was your first, you know that, Arthur? I was your first client, you broke cherry on me.

Arthur Now is not the time to go down memory lane, Carl.

Arthur The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn't get rid of it, that haunted me, was why? Why would she lie? What was her motive for lyin'? If my client is innocent, she's lying. Why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday, I found out why. She doesn't have a motive. You know why? Because she's not lying. And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not gonna get that man today. No! Because I'm gonna get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to FUCKIN JAIL! The son of a bitch is GUILTY! That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a SLIME! He is a slime! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin on here!

Judge Rayford Mr. Kirkland, you are out of order!

Arthur You're OUT OF ORDER! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again, he told me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna make a deal? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, three weeks probation?

Frank Bowers DAMN IT!

Arthur You son of a bitch! You're supposed to STAND for somethin'! You're supposed to protect people, but instead you fuck and murder them!

Arthur You killed McCullough! You killed him! Hold it! Hold it! I just completed my opening statement!

Officer Leary I told him to move on, but he continued to use profanity and he refused to leave the premises.

Judge Rayford What sort of profanity?

Officer Leary You know, the normal kind.

Judge Rayford Officer Leary, we've all heard these words before, now for the record what did he say?

Officer Leary He used..."fuck" a lot.

Officer Leary ..."piss on you"...

Officer Leary ...then said he was gonna..."bung-hole the short order chef"..."cream on the waitress"...

Officer Leary ...stuff like that, Your Honor.

Dapper Defendant There's a very good reason for all of that, Your Honor.

Judge Rayford Oh? What is that?

Dapper Defendant I'm a diabetic.

Judge Rayford I fail to see the connection. I've never heard of diabetes causing foul language!

Dapper Defendant That's because you're a douchebag.

Arthur Kirkland Sorry, Your Honor. Let's get back to justice. What is justice? What is the intention of justice? The intention of justice is to see that the guilty people are proven guilty and that the innocent are freed. Simple, isn't it? Only it's not that simple. However, it is the defense counsel's duty to protect the rights of the individual, as it is the prosecution's duty to uphold and defend the laws of the State. Justice for all. Only we have a problem here. And you know what it is? Both sides wanna win. We wanna win. We wanna win regardless of the truth. And we wanna win regardless of justice, regardless of who's guilty or innocent. Winning is everything!

Elderly Man He keeps telling us you're going to make a great lawyer.

Arthur I wish he could remember that I AM a lawyer.

Elderly Man Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn't, what's it matter? He's still proud of you.

Arthur Why don't you take your wife?

Judge Rayford Ha! The last thing we did together was get married!

Jeff McCullaugh If everybody agrees I'm innocent, how come I'm going BACK to jail?

Carl Travers I haven't left the scene of the accident, I'm in it!

Arthur You keep talking like that and you're not going to get me into bed, dear.

Gail Yes I will. I've had tougher cases.

Arthur Oh yeah? So that's why you went out with me, huh?