Anger Management (2003) - Quotes

Initiating the Healing Process

Taglines: Let the healing begin

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Embracing Positive Emotions

Taglines: Feel the love

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Misunderstandings and Bad Days in Anger Management

Dave Buznik: What about the Air Marshall who tasered me? Was he in on it?

Linda: No, he was just having a bad day.

Air Marshall: Son of a bitch!

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Comedy and Conversations on a Flight

Dr Buddy Rydell: [watching a movie, laughing; continues laughing] OH, HEY! I'M WETTIN MY JOCKIES HERE! You gotta get a load of this, keed. I mean, you like comedies? Huh?

Dave Buznik: Yeah, I just haven't been getting much sleep lately and I'd like to get some.

Dr Buddy Rydell: [pause, watches movie] Oh, hey, hey. Take a look at this actress here. What is your position on, uh, breast implants?

Dave Busnik: [to flight attendant] You know, I could just watch the movie with ya. Excuse me, could I get a headset?

Flight Attendant: Certainly.

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Misunderstanding in Anger Management Class

Dave Buznik: Oh my goodness, Bobby Knight. You're in this class also?

Bobby Knight: Yeah its my first day.

Dave Buznik: Working on the anger problem?

Bobby Knight: Anger? Isn't this sexaholics anonymous?

Dave Buznik: Oo, noo.. I think that's down the hall...

Bobby Knight: [Throws down his book in anger] Well, to hell with this! I'm goin home!

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Sarcasm and Anger: An Unwelcome Connection

Dr Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin. From now on, unacceptable.

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Understanding Explosive and Implosive Anger

Dr Buddy Rydell: There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of Individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupon. Implosive, is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. You are the cashier.

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Expecting a Promotion After Prison Time

Dave Buznik: So when I get out of prison in the next 2-5 years, I expect you to do the right thing and give me the promotion that Andrew resigned from.

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Flirting and Cheating: A Distinction Explained

Dave Buznik: Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater.

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Frustration Over Limited Sleeping Arrangements

Dave Buznik: I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.

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Inconvenient Excuses for Awkward Situations

Dave Buznik: Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!