Seeking Excitement and Adventure
Tagline:
They're on the look out for thrills, action and adventure.
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A Decision on Life and Marriage
Chris: [''to Maria, who's running off'']
All right, all right! I'll marry you.
Maria: [''smiles wickedly and comes back to Chris and then plugs him in the stomach with her fist!'']
Life is too short.
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Confrontation Over Relationship Expectations
Chris:
Now, Maria. Let's go over something. I came home last night.
Chris:
We had sex.
Chris:
Then I woke up and went to work like I do every morning. Now did I forget something?
Maria:
I'm leaving. And when I come back, I want you gone.
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A Defiant Departure from Duty
Chris:
Here is my badge, here is my gun, and here is me, *leaving*!
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Custody Battle and Mixed Emotions
Gina:
I'll miss you guys, a little. I am going to sue for custody, though.
Chris: [''pointing to Bill'']
Of him? Take him, he irritates the hell out of me.
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Introducing Oneself During a Stakeout
Chris:
I usually wait about about three days before introducing myself to the people I'm staking out!
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Arresting Fashion Choices in Humor
Bill: [''on seeing their suspect'']
I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing!
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A Conversation About Moustaches and Time
Bill:
I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?
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Inviting Neighbors During a Stakeout Discussion
Gina:
So when are we inviting them over for drinks?
Chris:
Uh, Bill.
Bill:
Yes, Chris?
Chris:
Did I just hear you ask me to invite the neighbors over for drinks? The very people we are here to stake out?
Bill:
Why, no, Chris. I'd never think of such a thing.
Chris:
Good to know, Bill!
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Vacation Cover Story Revealed
Captain Coldshank:
Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation.
Chris:
As what?... friends or lovers?
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The Significance of Facial Hair in Identity
Bill:
I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair.
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Unexpected Request During a Bath
Gina:
Cover me! I'm taking a bath.
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Frustration with a Challenging Assignment
Chris:
If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbarge that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with.
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A Tense Exchange Between Friends
Bill:
Come back here!
Chris:
Oh, stick them, Archie. Eat the cat!
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