Ant-Man (2015) - Quotes

Taglines: [[Captain America|shield; [Iron Man|armor] No ]. No ]. No problem. From The Director Of Blown Away

Taglines: Heroes don't come any bigger

Sam Wilson: This woulda been a lot easier a week ago.

Steve Rogers: If we call Tony…

Sam: He wouldn't believe us.

Steve: Even if he did—

Wilson: [[Captain America: Civil War|the accords] Who knows if ] will let him help?

Rogers: We're on our own.

Wilson: Maybe not. I know a guy.

Hank: There’s something I want to show you. I realized you can’t destroy power, all you can do is to make sure that it’s in the right hands.

Hank: This is an advanced prototype that your mother and I worked on together. She never got to use it, but now I realize that we were… we were working on it for you.

Hank: Maybe it’s time we finished it.

Hope: [[w:Ant-Man and the Wasp|It’s about damn time] ].

Cassie: Are you a monster?

Yellowjacket: Do I look like a monster?

Cassie: …I want my daddy!

Yellowjacket: [Menacingly] I know. I want your daddy too.

Scott: Paxton, turn around. Take me back.

Paxton: I'm taking you back. To prison.

Scott: There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed, in the bug-zapper. I-

Paxton: You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand!

Scott: Now, look. This is gonna get weird, all right? It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.

Luis: Oh, no no. Daddy don't get scared.

Scott: Really?

Luis: Yeah.

Scott: Good.

Kurt: [Gasps, jumps out of chair] This is the work of gypsies!

Dave: That's witchcraft!

Luis: [Keeping his cool] That's amazing. That's like some David Copperfield shit!

Dave: That's wizardry!

Kurt: Sorcery!

Luis: How'd you do that, bro?

Scott: Don't freak out, look at your shoulder.

Luis: [Runs out of the room] AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Get if off! Get it off!

Scott: I thought Daddy didn't get scared!

Scott: [Standing before Sam Wilson, shrunken] It's okay, he can't see me.

Sam: I can see you.

Scott: ...He can see me.

Scott: Uh, guys, we might have a problem. Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse?

Scott: It's not! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Hope: Scott, get out of there!

Hank: Abort! Abort now!

Scott: No, it's okay. Doesn't look like anyone's home.

Hope: Paratrechina longicornis, commonly known as crazy ants. They're lightning fast and can conduct electricity, which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.

Scott: Aww, you're not so crazy. You're cute.

Hope: Paraponera clavata.

Scott: I know, bullet ants, right? Number one on the Schmidt Pain Index.

Hope: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.

Hank: Alternatively known as a carpenter ant. Ideal for ground and air transport.

Scott: [With the carpenter ant he previously flew on] Wait a minute. I know this guy. I'm gonna call him Antony.

Hank: That's good. That's very good, because this time you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.

Hope: You're gonna have to learn how to punch.

Scott: [Holds up his hand as a target] You're gonna show me how to punch? Okay. Show me how to—

Hope: That's how you punch.

Scott: OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?

Scott: Ok, the first thing we should do…is call the Avengers.

Hank: [Angry; [W:Howard Stark|Stark; [W:Tony Stark|another!; [W:Avengers: Age of Ultron|throwing cities out of the sky…] I spent thirty years protecting that technology from a ], I sure as hell don't intend to give it to ] This isn't some cute tech like the Iron Man suit, it could change the face of reality! Besides, they must already have their hands busy ]

Hank: [On comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?

Scott: Who said that?

Scott: [Scott breaks into a house and reaches the safe] Oh man.

Luis: What is it?

Scott: Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.

Luis: How serious are we talkin', Scotty?

Scott: [[w:RMS Titanic|Titanic] It's a Carbondale. It's from 1910. Made from the same steel as the ].

Luis: Wow. Can you crack it?

Scott: Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold. Remember what that iceberg did?

Luis: [[Titanic (1997 film)|it killed Di Caprio] Yeah, man, ].

Dave: Killed everybody.

Kurt: Did not kill the old lady. She still throw the jewel into the oceans.

Scott: Look, child-support is coming, alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.

Paxton: I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now, I want you out of my house.

Scott: No way! It's my daughter's birthday party.

Paxton: It's at my house!

Scott: So what? She's my kid.

Maggie: Scott!

Maggie: You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.

Scott: It's a birthday party.

Maggie: Yeah I know, but you can't just show up.

Scott: She's my daughter, alright?

Paxton: You don't know the first thing about being a father.

Scott: Maggie, I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my life. Your fiancé is an ass-hat.

Maggie: He's not an ass-hat.

Paxton: Hey, watch your language, OK?

Scott: Oh, what language? I said "hat.

Hank: Stark.

Stark: [Murmuring; Normal; pauses, stands up] He doesn't seem happy… Hello, Hank. You're supposed to be in Moscow.

Hank: [takes out a Pym Particle vial; slams a Pym Particle vial on the desk] I took a detour. Through your defense lab.

Carter: Tell me that isn't what I think it is.

Hank: [Stark and Carter eye each other, confused] That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.

Carson: You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier, eh?

Hank: I'm a scientist.

Stark: Then act like one. The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed; help us put it to good use.

Hank: I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?

Carson: If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.

Hank: Oh, god.

Carter: [Intervening] Easy, Hank!

Hank: [Pointing at Carson, who now has a bloodied nose] You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.

Stark: [As Carson turns to look at him] Don't look at me. You said it.

Hank: I formally tender my resignation.

Stark: We won't accept it…formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.

Hank: As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula.

Carson: We shouldn't let him leave the building.

Carter: [stunned at discovering that Carson was trying to replicate Pym's shrinking formula without the latter's approval] You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?

Carson: [Pauses] Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.

Stark: He just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?

Stark: I've known Hank Pym for a long time, he's no security risk.

Stark: Unless we make him one.