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A Journey Full of Unexpected Challenges
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To win over their mother, he's driving them across country. What could possibly go wrong?
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A Challenging Road Trip Adventure Awaits
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24 hours. 350 miles. His girlfriend's kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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Facing Consequences of Their Actions
Nick
Oh, man! I never even got to read the manual. HIT THE DIRT!
[he, Kevin and Lindsey watch the car engulfing in flames; but the flames grow a little more violently and he suddenly notices the car is about to explode]
Kevin
We are a lot of trouble. That's why our daddy doesn't wanna be with us.
Nick
Look at me. Don't say that. That's not true.
[Kevin looks at Nick]
Lindsey
But we destroyed your Navigator.
Nick
That? Oh, that's nothing. That's just a material object. It means nothing. I wouldn't wanna spend New Year's with us either.
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Unexpected Spill in a Crowded Space
Nick
In here, in here, hold it, hold it.
Woman
This is taken!
[freaks out]
Nick
I'm sorry!
Kevin
Oh, no. It's dribbling out.
Nick
OK, go, go. Just go. Let it go.
[Kevin pees in the sink and sighs in relief. A woman enters the bathroom and suddenly notices in shock]
Woman
That's disgusting!
[as she smacks Nick with her purse]
Nick
Hey! Wait a minute, lady! Hold up. You're ruining my clothes.
[In response, Nick uses Kevin to pee on the woman as she starts screaming]
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Are We There Yet? - Dialogue 8
Car Mechanic
I have to go home. It's New Year's Eve, Dick Clark.
Nick
Look, let me just pay you extra.
Car Mechanic
No, no, no, no, and NO!
Nick
I can make you worth for a while. See what I got. Yao Ming, rookie card.
[pulls out a card]
Car Mechanic
Oh, I see. So you think that just because I am Chinese, you can get me to do anything... Ooh! Hologram.
[Nick shines the rookie card]
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Traveling in Various Ways
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Coming soon... by plane, by train, by car.
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Patience in the Face of Urgency
Nick
Quiet down, there. Have patience.
Kevin and Lindsey
Turn if off, Nick! Hurry! Hurry!
[make alarm blaring noises]
Nick
All right, calm down.
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Tire Troubles and Miscommunication
Nick
Look, man. All I need is four rims and four tires, and I'm gone, I'm outta here. Can you help me?
Car Mechanic
No, I cannot do it. I told you already, your SUV is too big. You no listen.
Nick
Well, use smaller ones.
Car Mechanic
Smaller? Okay, I put on the smaller tire for you.
Nick
Good.
Car Mechanic
And you come back Tuesday.
Nick
What?!
Car Mechanic
Today is New Year's Eve. Time for me to go home. Thank you, bye-bye.
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