A Journey Full of Unexpected Challenges
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To win over their mother, he's driving them across country. What could possibly go wrong?
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Traveling in Various Ways
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Coming soon... by plane, by train, by car.
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A Challenging Road Trip Adventure Awaits
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24 hours. 350 miles. His girlfriend's kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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Facing Consequences of Their Actions
Nick: [he, Kevin and Lindsey watch the car engulfing in flames; but the flames grow a little more violently and he suddenly notices the car is about to explode]
Oh, man! I never even got to read the manual. HIT THE DIRT!
Kevin:
We are a lot of trouble. That's why our daddy doesn't wanna be with us.
Nick: [Kevin looks at Nick]
Look at me. Don't say that. That's not true.
Lindsey:
But we destroyed your Navigator.
Nick:
That? Oh, that's nothing. That's just a material object. It means nothing. I wouldn't wanna spend New Year's with us either.
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Patience in the Face of Urgency
Nick:
Quiet down, there. Have patience.
Kevin and Lindsey: [make alarm blaring noises]
Turn if off, Nick! Hurry! Hurry!
Nick:
All right, calm down.
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Are We There Yet? - Dialogue 8
Car Mechanic:
I have to go home. It's New Year's Eve, Dick Clark.
Nick:
Look, let me just pay you extra.
Car Mechanic:
No, no, no, no, and NO!
Nick: [pulls out a card]
I can make you worth for a while. See what I got. Yao Ming, rookie card.
Car Mechanic: [Nick shines the rookie card]
Oh, I see. So you think that just because I am Chinese, you can get me to do anything... Ooh! Hologram.
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Tire Troubles and Miscommunication
Nick:
Look, man. All I need is four rims and four tires, and I'm gone, I'm outta here. Can you help me?
Car Mechanic:
No, I cannot do it. I told you already, your SUV is too big. You no listen.
Nick:
Well, use smaller ones.
Car Mechanic:
Smaller? Okay, I put on the smaller tire for you.
Nick:
Good.
Car Mechanic:
And you come back Tuesday.
Nick:
What?!
Car Mechanic:
Today is New Year's Eve. Time for me to go home. Thank you, bye-bye.
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Unexpected Spill in a Crowded Space
Nick:
In here, in here, hold it, hold it.
Woman: [freaks out]
This is taken!
Nick:
I'm sorry!
Kevin:
Oh, no. It's dribbling out.
Nick: [Kevin pees in the sink and sighs in relief. A woman enters the bathroom and suddenly notices in shock]
OK, go, go. Just go. Let it go.
Woman: [as she smacks Nick with her purse]
That's disgusting!
Nick: [In response, Nick uses Kevin to pee on the woman as she starts screaming]
Hey! Wait a minute, lady! Hold up. You're ruining my clothes.
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