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A Morning Conversation About Mrs. Bach
Arthur
Where's Mrs. Bach? Is she...
Fairchild
Madam awoke early. She had some phone calls to make.
Arthur
Ah. Ah, well in that case, put on one of her nightgowns and come in here, would you?
Fairchild
Sir?
Arthur
Oh, come on, Fairchild. I know you want it. I've seen the way you look at me. Hey! Fairchild, I'm kidding! I'm kidding. God, it's the truth. Don't they ever kid each other on your planet?
[Fairchild heads towards the closet]
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Selling Blood for Cash in Unexpected Places
Arthur
Yesterday, I sold some blood at a hospital.
Hobson
Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.
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Advice on a Difficult Situation
Arthur
What can I do, Hobson? I mean what would you do if you were me?
Hobson
The word "bathe" comes to mind.
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Reflections on Happiness and Change
Susan
Weren't we happy, Arthur?
Arthur
Of course. Then we meet.
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Proving Doubters Wrong with Determination
Bitterman
Mr. Bach?
Athur
Bitterman! How the hell are you?
Bitterman
Sir, what are you doing here?
Arthur
They said I'd never make it Bitterman, they said the city would eat me alive. But not look at me, I got my own pail and my own squeegee, I showed them ALL!
Martha Bach
Arthur?
Arthur
Martha!
Martha Bach
Arthur, what are you doing?
Arthur
Well, I was...
Martha Bach
Are you going to marry Susan Johnson or not?
Arthur
I already told you Martha, I can't!
Martha Bach
Enough is enough, Arthur. Marry the bitch!
Arthur
You marry her, Martha!
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Olympic Aspirations in Unlikely Events
Hobson
If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, you would do your country proud.
[to Arthur]
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A Father's Connection With His Son
Hobson
Arthur, I've seen your son.
[Arthur is conversing with the ghost of Hobson]
Arthur
Oh!
[inebriated, looks stricken]
Hobson
I've told him all about you. But he still wants to meet you very much.
Arthur
Ah, old man, you're not playing fair!
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