A Morning Conversation About Mrs. Bach
Arthur:
Where's Mrs. Bach? Is she...
Fairchild:
Madam awoke early. She had some phone calls to make.
Arthur:
Ah. Ah, well in that case, put on one of her nightgowns and come in here, would you?
Fairchild:
Sir?
Arthur: [Fairchild heads towards the closet]
Oh, come on, Fairchild. I know you want it. I've seen the way you look at me. Hey! Fairchild, I'm kidding! I'm kidding. God, it's the truth. Don't they ever kid each other on your planet?
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Proving Doubters Wrong with Determination
Bitterman:
Mr. Bach?
Athur:
Bitterman! How the hell are you?
Bitterman:
Sir, what are you doing here?
Arthur:
They said I'd never make it Bitterman, they said the city would eat me alive. But not look at me, I got my own pail and my own squeegee, I showed them ALL!
Martha Bach:
Arthur?
Arthur:
Martha!
Martha Bach:
Arthur, what are you doing?
Arthur:
Well, I was...
Martha Bach:
Are you going to marry Susan Johnson or not?
Arthur:
I already told you Martha, I can't!
Martha Bach:
Enough is enough, Arthur. Marry the bitch!
Arthur:
You marry her, Martha!
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Selling Blood for Cash in Unexpected Places
Arthur:
Yesterday, I sold some blood at a hospital.
Hobson:
Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.
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Advice on a Difficult Situation
Arthur:
What can I do, Hobson? I mean what would you do if you were me?
Hobson:
The word "bathe" comes to mind.
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Reflections on Happiness and Change
Susan:
Weren't we happy, Arthur?
Arthur:
Of course. Then we meet.
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A Father's Connection With His Son
Hobson: [Arthur is conversing with the ghost of Hobson]
Arthur, I've seen your son.
Arthur: [inebriated, looks stricken]
Oh!
Hobson:
I've told him all about you. But he still wants to meet you very much.
Arthur:
Ah, old man, you're not playing fair!
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Olympic Aspirations in Unlikely Events
Hobson: [to Arthur]
If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, you would do your country proud.
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