Disagreement Over Sequel Pay Negotiations
Man:
Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly!
Sylvester:
If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts!
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Revelation of a Twin Brother
Carrie:
Danger!
Dan:
What?
Robin:
What?
Carrie:
Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.
Dan:
What?
Robin:
What "what"?
Carrie:
Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.
Dan:
Oh my God!
Robin:
What?
Dan:
She says Elana's got a secret lab. I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at mall!
Robin:
What? Who's Sly?
Carrie:
She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
Dan:
Leichtenstein? Oh my God!
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Urgent Warning About Imminent Danger
Robin:
911? Now listen. You know that Babyco. building? THERE'S A BOMB IN THERE AND THEY ARE GONNA BLOW THE LITTLE SUCKERS TO VENUS! OKAY?!?!
Robin:
You wanted cops, you got cops.
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Identity Confusion Among Characters
Sly:
They've got Whit.
Dan:
Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.
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Rushing to an Important Appointment
Robin:
We're late!
Lenny:
Uh-oh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!
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Comment on Dick's New Appearance
Robin:
(seeing Dick's new look) You look like Mr. Pepto Bismol erupted.
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Generational Wisdom and Humor in Dialogue
Margo:
Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
Dickie:
It's not rap, it's mantras.
Margo:
I was chanting mantras before you were born.
Dickie:
(pause) You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.
Margo:
That's pretty good, Dickie. That's pretty good.
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Lenny's Playful Umbrella Song
Lenny:
(singing) One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.
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