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Comment on Dick's New Appearance
Robin
(seeing Dick's new look) You look like Mr. Pepto Bismol erupted.
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Disagreement Over Sequel Pay Negotiations
Man
Okay, That's a wrap! You're out of here, Sly!
Sylvester
If they think I'm doing the sequel for less than 20 mil, they're nuts!
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Urgent Warning About Imminent Danger
Robin
911? Now listen. You know that Babyco. building? THERE'S A BOMB IN THERE AND THEY ARE GONNA BLOW THE LITTLE SUCKERS TO VENUS! OKAY?!?!
Robin
You wanted cops, you got cops.
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Rushing to an Important Appointment
Robin
We're late!
Lenny
Uh-oh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!
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Lenny's Playful Umbrella Song
Lenny
(singing) One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.
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Revelation of a Twin Brother
Carrie
Danger!
Dan
What?
Robin
What?
Carrie
Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.
Dan
What?
Robin
What "what"?
Carrie
Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.
Dan
Oh my God!
Robin
What?
Dan
She says Elana's got a secret lab. I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at mall!
Robin
What? Who's Sly?
Carrie
She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
Dan
Leichtenstein? Oh my God!
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Identity Confusion Among Characters
Sly
They've got Whit.
Dan
Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.
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Generational Wisdom and Humor in Dialogue
Margo
Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
Dickie
It's not rap, it's mantras.
Margo
I was chanting mantras before you were born.
Dickie
(pause) You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.
Margo
That's pretty good, Dickie. That's pretty good.
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