Catwoman's Condition for Surrender
Catwoman:
I'll turn myself in on one condition.
Batman:
What's that?
Catwoman: [[The Dark Knight Rises|We run away to Europe together, sip tea in a cafe, and live happily ever after.]
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Robin:
Holy unsatisfying ending!
Catwoman:
And, of course, we kill Robin.
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A Tense Exchange Between Batman and Catwoman
Batman:
I implore you to turn yourself in without a fight.
Catwoman:
You will be gentle with me, Batman?
Batman:
You have my assurance I will handle you... personally.
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Confrontation of Gotham's Villains by Batman
Batman:
Up with your flippers, you unholy three! And hope that I leave enough of you to put behind prison bars.
Riddler:
Curses! It's Batman.
Penguin:
Ha, the cat came back.
Joker:
Oh! How did he find us this time? Why, you quizzical creep!
Riddler:
It wasn't me! I resisted the urge.
Catwoman:
He's Batman, you moronic muttonheads, that's how.
Penguin:
Of course! You probably left a trail of breadcrumbs for your little loverboy.
Batman:
No, Penguin. I deduced where you were, but not why.
Riddler:
Then riddle me this, Batman. How do you hold a party in space? Answer, you "plan-et".
Penguin:
Only we want to make three.
Batman:
You diabolical devils!
Joker:
Yes, then there can be a Gotham City for each of us to control without interference from the caped clodpoles.
Batman:
Of all the world-creating arrogance!
Robin:
Don't worry, Batman, they'll soon be where they belong. Behind prison bars.
Batman:
Actually, Robin, I'm thinking of sending them out of the airlock.
Catwoman:
Yeah! Let's see how they like it.
Penguin:
Ah! By the Marquess of Queensberry, you have to follow the rules!
Batman:
Do I?
Robin:
Of course, Batman! As duly deputized officers, we are honor-bound to follow the tenets of the law.
Batman:
Technically, we're outside of the jurisdiction of Gotham PD. Here, I play by my own rules.
Joker:
Egad! Batman's flipped his cowl.
Riddler:
If not, we should do it for him.
Penguin:
Ah, time to lighten the mood.
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