7 quotes
The Rise of the Man Bag
Chanel
Is that a purse?
James
Nah. It’s a man bag.
Ida
A man bag?
James
Yeah, a man bag. It’s like the hottest new accessory in men’s fashion.
Ida
You got some man lipstick in that bag, James?
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A Daughter's Concern About Her Future
Vanessa
Does this mean I’m gonna have to leave music school now?
Gina Norris
No. Why would you say that, Vanessa?
Vanessa
Because, Mom… you got fired.
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Humor in Unexpected Situations and Critique
Chanel
Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie isn’t trying to call me ignorant.
Ida
(Everyone sees a woman with a big booty in little shorts) See, now, if a plane crashed, we could eat for days.
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Concerns About Indecency During a Dance
James
(Ida’s dancing) Don’t shake that baby loose.
Gina Norris
Oh, Lord. Don’t do that or we gon’ get indecency charges up in here.
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Fashion Dilemma Between Friends
Gina Norris
Vanessa?
Vanessa
Yeah?
Gina Norris
Do you think these pants make my butt look big?
Vanessa
Yeah, they do.
Gina Norris
Perfect.
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Terri's Curiosity About a Shop Visitor
Terri
Gina, is that monkey-fish cat-bread lady gonna be here today?
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Integration in the Beauty Shop
Mrs. Towner
When’d you all get to be so integrated ‘round here?
Lynn
This morning.
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