Misunderstood Endings in Bedtime Stories
Marty:
And so Skeeter sat on his bed filled with regret, wondering how to put the pieces of his life back together after one magical week.
Skeeter: [sarcastic]
Great ending, huh?
Marty:
That was your ending?! I thought this was just a sad part before things got better!
Skeeter:
What do you mean?
Marty:
Well in the stories I told you, just when things looked bleakest, the hero would do something unexpected and courageous to beat the bad guy, save the day and get the girl!
Skeeter: [inspired]
Yeah! How do I do that?
Marty:
It's your story, not mine. But you better get moving; go get em, son!
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Bobbi's Question About Hygiene Products
Bobbi Bronson: [looking at Skeeter's gifts]
Shampoo, and a soap?
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A Remark About Patrick's Inexperience with Kissing
Bobbi Bronson:
Patrick's never kissed a girl.
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Embracing Change and New Beginnings
Bobbi Bronson: [is asked how hamburgers taste]
Lifechanging.
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Request for a bedtime story
Patrick Bronson:
You have to read us a bedtime story.
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Observation of a pyramid
Patrick Bronson: [looks at the stars]
Oh look. A pyramid.
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A Boy's Opinion on Girls
Patrick Bronson:
Girls are bisgrusting, except for Trisha Sparks.
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Introduction of Patrick and Bobbi
Patrick Bronson: [Skeeter mistakes him for Bobbi]
I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.
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Respect and Boundaries in Relationships
Jill Hastings: [to Skeeter after he finds out that the new hotel is replacing Webster Elementary School]
Don't destroy the sliver of respect I still have for you by making lame excuses. Just go away and stay away.
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Ownership of the Prius
Jill Hastings:
That's my Prius.
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Introduction of a Teacher Character
Jill Hastings:
Excuse me Mr. Nottingham. My name is Jill Hastings. I'm a teacher at Webster Elementary.
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Space Availability Clarification
Jill Hastings:
It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.
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Skeeter's Surprising Observation About Size
Skeeter Bronson: [looking at Bugsy's (guinea pig) eyes]
DAAAAAAAAAAH! Wow! Those would look big on a cow! Are those eyeballs or bowling balls? Need to keep my eyes off him, goodbye.
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The Reality of Happy Endings
Skeeter Bronson:
There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.
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Urgent Situation: Lack of Television Access
Skeeter Bronson: [talking on the phone from the next room; enters the room]
EMERGENCY! They don't have a TV.
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Seeking Babysitting Advice for Niece and Nephew
Skeeter Bronson:
Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?
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The Big Hotel Idea Explained
Skeeter Bronson:
The Big Hotel Idea Story!
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Embracing Moments of Connection and Enjoyment
Skeeter Bronson: [Barry Nottingham doesn't want to hug Skeeter because of germs]
Let's get past that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.
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Winning in Stories Reflects Real Life
Skeeter Bronson:
I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?
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Unexpected Value in a Wallet's Contents
Skeeter Bronson:
Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!
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Skeeter Bronson Celebrates Barry's Nottingham Story
Skeeter Bronson: [Skeeter sings to the staff; Skeeter stops singing]
Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. C'mon, give it up for the big man.
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Skeeter's Surprising Head Discovery
Skeeter Bronson: [Reffering to Bugsy on his head]
What the heck is on my head right now?
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