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Blast from the Past Quotes

"She'd never met anyone like him. He's never met anyone... Period."

PG-13 1999 · 1h 52m
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Blast from the Past
A Duck's Humorous Pharmacy Encounter
Calvin Webber A duck goes into a pharmacy wanting some lip balm. The druggist asks if that will be cash or credit, and the duck replies "Put it on my bill!
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Blast from the Past
Surviving Life's Challenges and Misunderstandings
Transvestite hooker Got a light, honey?
Calvin Were you a victim of the blast?
Transvestite hooker Honey, I have been a victim of the blast, the clap, you name it. As the song goes, a country boy can survive.
Calvin Did you say you were a country boy?
Transvestite hooker Cute little old man, if you want a boy I can be a boy. If you want a girl I can be a girl.
Calvin No thank you, good day. AAAUGH!
[horrified to what he thinks is a mutant; gets inside adult bookstore; scream heard offscreen]
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Blast from the Past
Cocktails and Unexpected Associations
Eve I made some champagne cocktails, like you requested. Funny, I only thought hookers drank these things.
Adam I know Mom sure likes them.
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Caution Against Adult Bookstore Dangers
Calvin Son, stay out of the adult bookstore.
Adam How come?
Calvin Poison gas is in there.
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A Heartfelt Expression of Gratitude
Adam Webber This is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me. And... I wanted to tell you that I, that, uh... that I--that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true. And... and that- and that's all I... And that's all.
[calling Eve but is left to leave a message on her answering machine]
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Blast from the Past
Love Across Decades in Blast from the Past
Taglines Comes the Story about a guy in his 30's stuck in the 60's Looking for the Love in the 90's.
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Emerging into a New World After Isolation
Taglines After 35 years in a bomb shelter, Adam Webber is finally going outside to play.
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Discussion on Support Groups and Substance Abuse
Archbishop Melcher All of these things, Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Heroin Anonymous..
Drunk There is a Heroin Anonymous?
Melcher Will you please...shut up?
Drunk Sorry.
Melcher All of these things ask you to believe in something greater than yourself. Well, I have turned my eyes skyward a time or two, and I have seen nothing, except an airplane or two, which I cannot afford to get on!
Drunk Earthquake!
Melcher Let it be.
[Drunk runs for cover. Floor breaks and Calvin, wearing a radiation suit rises]
Calvin Webber Welcome! Leave my elevator alone.
[shines flashlight at Archbishop Melcher, who just hid nearby]
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Blast from the Past
Revelation of the Backyard Plane Crash
Adam Webber Dad, I don't know how to tell you this and I was gonna wait for a while to do it, but... Dad, there was no bomb. A plane crashed in our backyard. I looked it up in old newspapers.
Calvin Webber You sure?
Adam Positive. The ] without a shot being fired. The ] over.
[[w:Dissolution_of_the_Soviet_Union|Soviet Union collapsed; [Cold War|Cold War's]
Calvin That's what everybody believes?
Adam Yes, sir. It's true.
Calvin What, the ] one day say "we give up"?
[[w:Politburo_of_the_Communist_Party_of_the_Soviet_Union|Politburo]
Adam Yes. That's kind of how it was.
Calvin Uh-huh. My gosh, those Commies are brilliant! You've got to hand it to em! "No, we didn't drop any bombs! Oh yes, our evil empire has collapsed! Poor, poor us!" I bet they've even asked the West for aid! Right?
[finally realizes that World War III didn't come to pass]
Adam Um, I think they did.
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Inherited Wealth and Its Disappointment
Calvin These are stock certificates. They denote ownership in a company.
Adam Those look pretty. May I see them?
Calvin Sure. They are yours. Your mother and I bought these for you before you were born to give you some money to help you out in your adult years. Unfortunately, they are all worthless now.
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Blast from the Past
Unique Encounters in Unexpected Relationships
Taglines She'd never met anyone like him. He's never met anyone... Period.
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Blast from the Past
Contrasting Experiences of Two Characters
Taglines She was a woman of the world. He had never been around the block.
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Unexpected Wealth from a Hidden Past
Troy Eve, look what I found in the suitcase. It's stock certificates. I mean, it's got, like-- It's got, like, IBM and AT&T and Polaroid and... "Ipana"? I remember this brand. I didn't know they still made this. Oh. Look at this. It says "Trademark 1961.
[Eve leaves the bedroom; shows Eve something]
Stockbroker Purchased in 1958 and 59... ten thousand shares of each? They'd be worth millions. Hell, I don't know. Millions upon millions...
Troy Upon millions. The stocks, the baseball cards... the clothes... the toothpaste. The guy's on the level. Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met.
[has Eve faces him]
Eve And I have him committed.
Troy Yes, you did.
Eve Well at least I fell for him before I found out he was rich.
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