Love Beyond Appearances and Status
Earl:
Would you still love me as much if I wasn't the fine governor of the great state of Louisiana?
Blaze:
Would you still love me if I had little tits and worked in a fish house?
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The Best Friends of the Poor
Earl:
The three best friends the poor people have ever had are Jesus Christ, Sears & Roebuck and Earl K. Long.
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Introducing Louisiana's Finest Yes-Men and Wives
Earl:
I want you to meet the finest yes-men in Louisiana and their lovely wives.
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