4 quotes
Misinterpreting Nature's Caregiving Dynamics
Mfana
Look, children. The bush pig has lost its parents so it is being cared for by Mama and Papa Lion. Even in nature,
Jim
That's nice.
Eddy
That's sweet.
Mfana
I may have misread that situation.
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Unexpected Conversations About Personal Loss
Lauren
You know, I'm curious. With so many possible reasons... which one's the one your wife left you for?
Jim
Cancer.
Lauren
I'm sorry. I... naturally just assumed you were divorced.
[awkward pause]
Jim
It's OK. I naturally assumed your husband shot himself, so we're even.
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A Humorous Observation from a Waiter
Waiter
You won't see that in New Jersey.
[referring to two rhinos having sex]
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Navigating Life Without Unwanted Experiences
Jim
You know what? Hooters is too good for you. I'd never bring you there again.
Lauren
Oh, well, then I guess I'll just have to learn to get through life without Hooters.
Jim
You've been doing a pretty damn good job so far!
Lauren
That doesn't make any sense.
[looks at her breasts]
Jim
No they... I didn't realize they were that big.
[points at Lauren's breasts]
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