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The Myth of Honor Among Thieves
Victor Spansky
There's no such thing as honor among thieves. It's a myth.
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A Proposal for a Productive Discussion
Alex Gates
I've got an idea. Why don't you sit down at your desk and write down all your complaints, and when I come back, we can have one of those long arguments you like so much.
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Misunderstanding Roles in Blood and Wine
Jason
You don't look like a maid.
Gabby
I'm not, I'm the nanny. Do I look like a nanny?
Jason
No.
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Disappointment in Luxury Accommodations
Victor
This is not an ocean front suite, in Marbella. Did you notice that?
Victor
There's no
Victor
There are no flowers or champagne from the management. I don't, I don't see a Swiss chocolate on my pillow.
Victor
My masseuse is not at the door.
Victor
And I am, fucking dying, Alex!
Alex
Take it easy, Vic.
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A Visit Inspired by Cats
Gabby
What are you doing here?
Jason
I came to see the cats.
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Honor Among Thieves is a Myth
Taglines
There is no honor amongst thieves.
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Exploring Love and Betrayal in Relationships
Alex Gates
What is that, some sort of Latin concept, killing the one you love?
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Questions About Relationships and Attraction
Alex
Frank ever come on to you?
Gabby
He have a beautiful wife.
Alex
Oh. She ever come on to you?
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The Impact of Timing on Relationships
Alex
Get her to go easy on the codeine, will ya? Makes her mean.
Jason
Well, maybe if you got home on time once in a while, she could skip the chemical help.
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Journey to Cuba: A Conversation Unfolds
Gabby
So where are we going?
Jason
Ah, we got about 4 hours to Cuba.
Gabby
Oh really. It took me a week - 15 of us on a very small boat.
Jason
I can turned around if you want.
Gabby
No, it's okay. I like the water. Even when we were coming over, the sea was so beautiful. I never wanted to sleep, I was happy. I was ashamed to be so happy. People were dying.
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Distrust in Systems and Institutions
Victor Spansky
Don't take it personally, Alex. I don't trust the jury system, the phone company, or the Israeli government.
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Unusual Fishing Methods in the Grass
Gabby
I never seen anybody to fish in the grass before.
[flirting in broken English]
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Preference for Culinary Experience Over Fishing
Henry
The only fish I want to see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.
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