Body Double Quotes

Jake Scully What a fool I am.

Sam Bouchard C'mon, Jake, you're too hard on yourself. These guys, they can't get a job, they put an ad in the trades, they call themselves teachers. What do they teach us? How to be more fucked up than we already are!

Jake Scully The truth is a woman was murdered.

Jake Scully Holly, it's not funny a woman was murdered! Look, you and I were set up by a murderer! He wanted to be sure that I witnessed the murder, that's why he hired you to do your routine. He wanted to make sure that I was watching and that I would keep watching. Holly are you listening to me?

Holly Body Yes. I don't understand what you said.

Jake Scully WELL LISTEN HE'S A MURDERER, THE MAN WHO HIRED YOU IS A MURDERER.

Frank Rubin fired you.

Jake Scully What?

Frank You know, fired. Like, you don't have a job. He gave me some bull shit about "artistic differences." Now, what the hell happened?

Jake Scully Nothing. How can he do that?

Frank They're doing it right now, Jake.

Jake Scully Well, can't we do something? Maybe I should talk to Rubin?

Frank No, you better forget it. They've already hired another guy.

Jake Scully How do you know?

Frank He's my client.

Jake Scully I'm not a film producer or a rich kid.

Holly Body No, you're a jerk!

Det. Jim McLean Scully, I got a real problem with you.

Jake Scully What do you mean?

Det. Jim McLean I mean, you're my only witness to this murder, and you're a peeper. In my book, that's a pervert and a sex offender.

Jake Scully What do you mean, a sex offender?

Det. Jim McLean Save it! I ask the questions.

Jake Scully Christ, I keep seeing it: Carol lying there. Her face was glowing.

Sam Bouchard Her face was glowing?

Jake Scully Yeah.

Sam Bouchard How do you do that? How do you get a girl's face to glow? I got sixteen years of good humping, not once did I even get a glimmer, let alone a fucking glow! Glowing?

Holly Body Weirdo, so many weird people I should never have moved to Hollywood! Fucking freaky actors, that's what there is here. Masochistic directors! I should have known when he didn't even know what a cumshot was.

Taglines Brian De Palma the modern master of suspense invites you witness - A seduction. A mystery. A murder.

Taglines Do you like to watch?

Jake Scully You were great out there. I'll buy you a drink.

Holly Body A drink? I don't even know you.

Theatre Director What have you been doing lately?

Jake Scully Well, I just started a low-budget independent horror film, Vampire's Kiss. I play the vampire.

Theatre Director Vampire's Kiss? It sounds interesting.

Jake Scully Before that I did Petruchio in Taming of the Shrew.

Theatre Director Sounds interesting. Anything else?

Jake Scully You mean anything good?

Jake Scully You're fantastic. Really. Sensational. And I'll tell you something else. You've got a terrific...

Holly Body Body.

Jake Scully Smile.

Holly Body Smile?

Jim McClean As far as I'm concerned, you're the real reason Gloria Revelle got murdered. If you hadn't have been so busy getting off by peeping on her, if you'd have called the police about the Indian, Gloria Revelle would still be alive.

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Taglines A seduction. A mystery. A murder.

Rubin Okay. Let's bring in the ]!

Jake Scully Do you understand?

Holly Body Yes, I understand. I understand you're sick and you're a liar and you need professional help, and I do not like being yelled at.

Jake Scully I'm sorry.

Holly Body I should have known the minute you told me I had a terrific smile, no real porn producer would tell me that in a million years.

Jake Scully Holly, just come with me to the police.

Holly Body The police? Are you crazy? You listen to me, you weirdo. I'm gonna leave now and don't try to follow me home because I have friends who will break your legs!

Male Porno Actor I'm not just a stunt cock, I'm an ACTOR!

Holly Body I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will not shave my pussy, no fistfucking and absolutely no coming in my face. I get $2000 a day and I do not work without a contract.

Jake Scully I like to watch.

Holly Body Makes you hot, doesn't it?

Jake Scully Yeah.

Holly Body Makes me hot too. Why don't you come over here and I'll show you how hot?