Bottoms Quotes

Principal Meyers How come you can't buck up and learn to protect yourselves without running somebody over?

PJ Maybe it's because we're small and he's giant. So, we needed to use a little machinery. Did you ever think of that, sir?

Josie By the way, our son, Hezekiah, hates us cause he knows we're both closeted, but we try to make it work for him, but he's not happy. And yeah, guess what? The deacon's fucking the evangelist, man! He's fucking the evangelist!

Isabel I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It's actually one of my love languages.

Jeff Okay, I'm sorry that I looked at Mrs. Reilly and lightly grazed her left tit, all right?

Isabel Move, you prick!

Josie Uh, excuse me, she said, "Move, prick.

Jeff Don't talk to me, you ugly bitch, okay? I do not talk to girls in overalls.

Isabel Hey.

Josie Okay, I might be ugly, but these aren't overalls.