Bride Wars Quotes

Liv MY HAIR'S BLUE! IT'S BLUE! I have BLUE HAIR! I'm getting married in a week!

Hairdresser Congratulations.

Liv In a week! A WEEEEK!!!!

Emma Allan Oh,sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend, of course you're at the very top of my maid of honor list, honestly..... Carla..... Caitlyn?

Taglines This January, all bets are off

Liv Lerner If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open

Liv Lerner Erin, no, I did not sleep with him. Alright, okay, I did actually, once....... twice...... What difference does it make? He was a loser and he was lousy........ You did? Really? I didn't hear..... Two kids! Wow, you guys must have really cute kids..... Uhhh.. yeah tell him I said "Hi" and actually I'm hopping into a cab so I'm gonna give you a call a little later...

Bridal Store Attendant You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.

Emma Allan Your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom.

Taglines Something New - Something Borrowed - Something Blue

Taglines Childhood friends. Best Friends. Two Brides. Two Weddings. One Mistake

Daniel Williams They haven't spoken in a week. That's like a century in girl years.

Marion St. Claire It was quite a wedding and as I stood there watching I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago. Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what. Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding. But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.

Taglines Best friends should share everything.. expect their wedding day!

Marion St. Claire A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now. Were you aware of that? You're dead right now.

Emma I understand.

Marion St. Claire Angela, for example, will die dead.

Taglines May the best bride win

Taglines Even best friends can't share the same wedding day.