Life's Unexpected Surprises
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Sometimes life brings some strange surprises.
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Unexpected Fatherhood Revelation
Don Johnston:
Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?
The Kid:
What?
Don Johnston:
Just tell me. You can talk to me, chief.
The Kid:
Man, you're fucked up!
Don Johnston:
Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait!
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An Inquiry About an Eye Injury
The Kid:
What happened to your eye?
Don Johnston:
I, uh .., I ran into somebody. Somebody's fist.
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A Minor Misunderstanding Between Friends
Sun Green:
Are you OK?
Don Johnston:
It was just a minor misunderstanding.
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Embracing the Present Moment
The Kid:
So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip?
Don Johnston:
You asking me?
The Kid:
Yeah.
Don Johnston:
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
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Reflection on a Missed Gift
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Name Confusion Between Characters
Sun Green:
So, what's your name?
Don Johnston:
Don Johnston.
Sun Green:
Really? Don Johnson?
Don Johnston:
No, not Johnson. Johnston, with "t".
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A Conversation About Drinking and Eating
Don Johnston:
Wanna get a drink?
Carmen:
No, I don't drink.
Don Johnston:
Later, get something to eat?
Carmen:
I don't... eat.
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Discussion on Smoking and Cannabis Sativa
Rita:
Daddy, you're not supposed to be smoking.
Winston:
Oh, no, no. This is just some assorted herbs, some cheeba.
Don Johnston:
Let me see that
Don Johnston:
Yep, it's just cannabis sativa.
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Unconventional Relationships and Conflicted Desires
Sherry:
I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married.
Penny:
So, what the fuck do you want, Donnie?
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The Identity of Don Juan
Winston:
You are the Don Juan.
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Comment on attire and absence
Don Johnston: [to Lolita]
That was quite an outfit you weren't wearing earlier.
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A Confession of Stalking in a Taurus
Don Johnston:
I'm a stalker in a Taurus.
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