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A Confession of Stalking in a Taurus
Don Johnston
I'm a stalker in a Taurus.
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A Minor Misunderstanding Between Friends
Sun Green
Are you OK?
Don Johnston
It was just a minor misunderstanding.
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Unexpected Fatherhood Revelation
Don Johnston
Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?
The Kid
What?
Don Johnston
Just tell me. You can talk to me, chief.
The Kid
Man, you're fucked up!
Don Johnston
Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait!
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Embracing the Present Moment
The Kid
So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip?
Don Johnston
You asking me?
The Kid
Yeah.
Don Johnston
Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
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Name Confusion Between Characters
Sun Green
So, what's your name?
Don Johnston
Don Johnston.
Sun Green
Really? Don Johnson?
Don Johnston
No, not Johnson. Johnston, with "t".
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Comment on attire and absence
Don Johnston
That was quite an outfit you weren't wearing earlier.
[to Lolita]
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Discussion on Smoking and Cannabis Sativa
Rita
Daddy, you're not supposed to be smoking.
Winston
Oh, no, no. This is just some assorted herbs, some cheeba.
Don Johnston
Let me see that
Don Johnston
Yep, it's just cannabis sativa.
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A Conversation About Drinking and Eating
Don Johnston
Wanna get a drink?
Carmen
No, I don't drink.
Don Johnston
Later, get something to eat?
Carmen
I don't... eat.
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The Identity of Don Juan
Winston
You are the Don Juan.
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Unconventional Relationships and Conflicted Desires
Sherry
I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married.
Penny
So, what the fuck do you want, Donnie?
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An Inquiry About an Eye Injury
The Kid
What happened to your eye?
Don Johnston
I, uh .., I ran into somebody. Somebody's fist.
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Reflection on a Missed Gift
Don Johnston
Did I give you that necklace?
Dora
No.
Don Johnston
I should have.
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Life's Unexpected Surprises
Taglines
Sometimes life brings some strange surprises.
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