Cabin Boy (1994) - Quotes

Lost at Sea Without Direction

Taglines: He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue.

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Consequences of Miscommunication Among Friends

Trina: And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.

Paps: Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?

Skunk: Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?

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Fishing and Its Unpleasant Smell

Skunk: We're just here to catch fish and stink.

Paps: Mostly the latter.

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Captain's Plans for a Hawaiian Getaway

Nathanial: I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii

Kenny: Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions.

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A Conversation About Stars in the Sky

Nathanial: I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.

Trina: Stars.

Nathanial: Whatever.

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The Sea: A Perspective on Life and Profit

Nathanial: Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?

Captain Greybar: Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell em, get drunk, and get laid.

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A Humorous Take on Awkward Family Dynamics

Nathanial: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.

Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin over.

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Unexpected Compliments and Quirky Conversations

Trina: Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me.

Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?

Kenny: Mmmm. Gum.

Paps: Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!

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Disdain for Sophistication in Fishing Village

Old salt in fishing village: Man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!

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An Unusual Proposal in a Fishing Village

Old salt in fishing village: Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?

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Advice on Choosing the Right Steak

Old salt in fishing village: When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Try the London Broil.

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