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A Humorous Take on Awkward Family Dynamics
Nathanial
Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
Paps
Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin over.
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The Sea: A Perspective on Life and Profit
Nathanial
Oh, cappy, tell me about all of this. Tell me about the sea. What does it mean to you?
Captain Greybar
Basically, money. I come from six generations of seamen all with the same goal in life: catch fish, sell em, get drunk, and get laid.
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Disdain for Sophistication in Fishing Village
Old salt in fishing village
Man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!
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Unrequited feelings and obsessive behavior
Nathanial Mayweather
I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
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An Unusual Proposal in a Fishing Village
Old salt in fishing village
Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?
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A Conversation About Stars in the Sky
Nathanial
I love sitting up here, looking at those bright, twinkly things in the sky, I forget their technical name.
Trina
Stars.
Nathanial
Whatever.
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Lost at Sea Without Direction
Taglines
He's sailing high on the high seas, without a rudder, a compass, or a clue.
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Unexpected Compliments and Quirky Conversations
Trina
Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me.
Cupcake
Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin cupcake?" Heh. How about one that spits tobacco?
Kenny
Mmmm. Gum.
Paps
Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!
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Naming the Place Wackyville
Nathanial Mayweather
We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!
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Consequences of Miscommunication Among Friends
Trina
And secondly, don't ever call me missy again or you'll end up losing the rest of your teeth.
Paps
Sassy little thang ain't she? Want me to give her a SPANKING?
Skunk
Why doesn't she give ME a spanking?
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A Surprising Comparison of Family Dynamics
Nathanial Mayweather
Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
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Advice on Choosing the Right Steak
Old salt in fishing village
When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Try the London Broil.
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Captain's Plans for a Hawaiian Getaway
Nathanial
I overheard the captain saying it would be jolly-jack splendid to spend a fortnight or two in Hawaii
Kenny
Yea... that sounds like the captain... you do good impressions.
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Fishing and Its Unpleasant Smell
Skunk
We're just here to catch fish and stink.
Paps
Mostly the latter.
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