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Warning Against Overuse of Politeness
Honey
If you say "please" one more time, I'm gonna let you have it!
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Critique of Beer Quality in Canada
Bud Boomer
I'll tell ya another thing: their beer sucks!
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President's Ultimatum to Prime Minister MacDonald
U. S. President
I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto.
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Constitutional Rights and Canadian Welcome
Niagara Falls Mountie
Welcome to Canada.
Bud Boomer
Hold it right there, Canuck!
Niagara Falls Mountie
Who are you?
Bud Boomer
I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!
Niagara Falls Mountie
Take the pelts. Take whatever you want.
Roy Boy
We don't want your stinking pelts.
Niagara Falls Mountie
Have some fudge. Just leave me alone.
Kabral Jabar
Didn't you hear him? We're your worst nightmare.
Niagara Falls Mountie
My worst nightmare involved a pack of rabid wolves. I was stuck somewhere in the Yukon, and there were tall, skinny rabbits, and they were drinking heavily.
Bud Boomer
Just shut up! We want your prisoner. Now, where is she?
Niagara Falls Mountie
I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?
Kabral Jabar
Aboot"? It's about! What we're talking about! And enough of that "eh" business! You're gonna learn how to talk right, understand?
Roy Boy
We've got ways of making you pronounce the letter "O".
Bud Boomer
I want my Honey! Now, get the keys for the cells, now. NOW!
[Kabral cocks his rifle]
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Commentary on Character Deaths in Film
Bud Boomer
What about ]? Two black guys died in that movie. That's a twofer!
[[Jurassic Park (film)|Jurassic Park]
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Questioning Canadian Identity and Crime
Bud Boomer
This'll drive them crazy!
Honey
There is no more heinous crime than this in Canada.
Roy Boy
Are you sure we're in Canada?
Honey
Do you smell anything?
Roy Boy
No.
Honey
Exactly, Canada!
Bud Boomer
Hey, those look like my socks. That isn't garbage! That's my laundry. Roy Boy, you idiot! Pick this up! You stupid jerk, what are you doing?! My good stuff.
[two Mounties arrive on horseback]
Mountie Major
Hello, who goes there?
Bud Boomer
Freeze!
Honey
Johnny Canuck!
Mountie Major
I must ask you to leave the park immediately and go back to where you came from.
Bud Boomer
Scatter! Everybody back to the boat!
[Boomer, Kabral and Roy Boy head for the boat, unaware that they have left Honey behind]
Mountie Sergeant
Sir, you can't end your sentence with a preposition.
Mountie Major
Oh, really? Well, what would you say?
Mountie Sergeant
Well, I guess, I'd say either, "Go back from where you came," or the preferred Queen's English, "Go back, thee, from whence thou came.
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Betrayal and Anger in a Crisis
Honey
Boomer! You traitor! You Benedict Arnold! You took off and you left me here in the hands of those Canadians! I'm gonna tear you till and I'll rip out every bone in your body! Boomer, you hear me?!
[being held in Canada]
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Canada Faces Unexplained Darkness Crisis
President
What is this? What's happening?
General Panzer
All of Canada is going dark, sir.
President
Oh, my God. What do you make of this?
General Panzer
I'll tell you what I think, but you won't like it.
Stu Smiley
Mr. President, Prime Minister McDonald, calling from Ottawa.
President
Clark, hi. Now, why would we want to cut off your power? No. What--? No, calm down. Calm-- No, if we were up to something, we would have mined your harbors.
[takes the receiver]
General Panzer
Damn right.
President
What? Who? Yeah, I see. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, we'll check this out and we'll get back to you. Goodbye! You're not going to believe this. That same goddamned sheriff from Niagara Falls, that hero, Bud Boomer, he's the one responsible for the blackout!
[hangs up the receiver]
General Panzer
Boomer?! Oh, sir, that's bullshit! This is a Canadian trick. You know, blame us, get world sympathy, and make it for impossible for our night-attack bombers to locate their cities and destroy their inhabitants. God, sir, that's the oldest trick in the book!
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Night Shift Responsibilities Clarified Among Characters
Bud Boomer
All right, Pops, who's in charge?
Pops
Just the two of us, just Ruthie and me.
Kabral Jabar
No other personnel in the whole building?
Ruthie
No, we're the night shift.
Roy Boy
Excuse me, ma'am, there's not another control room?
Ruthie
No, dear. This is it.
Roy Boy
Thank you.
Kabral Jabar
Boomer, maybe we better just go, huh?
Bud Boomer
Stand your ground, soldier!
Kabral Jabar
Oh, brother.
Bud Boomer
Now, let me get this straight. You're telling me that you two are responsible for supplying all the electricity to your entire nation?
Pops
That's about the size of it.
Ruthie
Oh, Dad. Does he ever like to brag.
Bud Boomer
Put those needles down, nice and easy, where I can see them. Spread out! Find the power source for the Mountie Headquarters. I'm going to ask you one more time. Where is the power switch to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Headquarters? You're going to tell me sooner or later. Now, we can do it my way, which is very nice right now, or we can do it their way, which you're not going to like. You Canadians are so sneaky!
[after a pause, Boomer notices a red switch on the wall]
Ruthie
Don't touch that! You'll black out most of Canada!
Bud Boomer
Yeah, right. Lady, what do we look like, jerks? Please.
[chuckles; switches the switch off, cutting the power off]
Kabral Jabar
Oh, you screwed up now.
Bud Boomer
I'll be the judge of the one who screwed up! All right, let's move out! And you, don't tell anybody we was here! Come on!
[the power is also cut off from various cities of Canada, including Toronto and Ottawa; the guys leave the control room]
Ruthie
You know, I could get to like this.
Pops
Really?
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Making the Best of a Sour Situation
Bud Boomer
If life hands you a lemon, you gotta crush it into lemonade.
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A Time for Thought and Action
Bud Boomer
There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.
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