30 quotes
Commanding Obedience with a Finger Snap
George Beard
When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command!
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Urgent Call for Action from Harold
Harold Hutchins
George, do something!
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Confusion Over Robots' Friendship and Conflict
George Beard
Why are there ] at the ] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots?! Are not they supposing to be friends?!
[[w:robot|robots; [w:mall|mall?; '''Harold''': Because this is the future! The future always has robots!]
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Questioning Unexpected Dolphin Appearances
George Beard
Wait, what? Why are you always sneaking dolphins into the movie?
[noticing Harold favors dolphins]
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Harold's View on Villainy
Harold Hutchins
Yeah, it is like he's even more of a villain than Krupp.
[about Professor Poopypants]
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Frustration Over Comic Disappointment
Harold Hutchins
Sorry, I am still mad about the comic.
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Captain Underpants Takes Flight
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Captain Underpants: Now, I take to the sky like an ]
[[w:ostrich|ostrich!]
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Mr. Krupp's Frustration Over Missing Clothes
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: You boys are in big trouble! I-I-I-I do not know how big yet, b-but I– AH! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! Where are my clothes? WHERE ARE THEY?!
[stuttering; falls into a lawn chair]
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Harold's Reaction to Principal Krupp's Transformation
Harold Hutchins
Oh No. He’s Krupp again.
['''Krupp''': '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-''']
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A Threat of Hypnotism in School
George Beard
Put the pen down, Mr. Krupp, or we will hypnotize you!
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Threatening Resolve Against School Disruptors
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: For four long years, you two have been disrupting the carefully calibrated, drone-like beehive, that this elementary school is supposed to be. I may not be able to prove it yet. I am going to get you two, one day. One day, very, very soon.
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Captain Underpants' Cheerful Exclamation
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Captain Underpants: Tra-la-la!
[repeated line]
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Introduction of Characters and Situation
George Beard
Hey, everybody. Wait, one second. Hi, I'm George Beard, and this is my best friend, Harold Hutchins. It is okay. We got more ideas. You see, Harold likes to draw, and I like to tell stories. And this old guy looking angry right here, well, this is the worst principal in the world, Mr. Krupp. ] ] ] and even ] Oh, my gosh! Did that really happen? Yeah, me too. And unfreeze.
['''Harold''': Hey. Aww, man.; '''Harold''': Mean old Mr. Krupp. He hates everything fun. Like [[w:comic book|comic books,; [w:recess|recess,; [w:Christmas|Christmas,; [w:kitten|kittens.; '''Harold''': No, not technically. But it might as well have! Sorry, I'm still mad about the comic.; '''Mr. Krupp''': In my office, now!]
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Authority Demands Immediate Attention
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: In my office, NOW!!!!!!
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Harold's View on Mr. Krupp
Harold Hutchins
Mean old Mr. Krupp.
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Comment on someone's intelligence level
George Beard
Wow, he is super dumb.
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Perspective on Size and Togetherness
Harold Hutchins
Yeah, when it is cuddled together like that you really get the sense of the scope.
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Skepticism About Captain Underpants' Flying Ability
Harold Hutchins
Mr. Krupp! I mean, Captain Underpants! You cannot actually fly!
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Frustration Over Comic Book Drawings
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: I’ve told you two a thousand times not to draw these idiotic comics!
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Unexpected Soaking in Captain Underpants
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: Why am I soaking wet?!
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The Joy of Friendship and Creativity
Harold Hutchins
Here we just hang out and make comics and try to make each other laugh.
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Effective School Leadership by Captain Underpants
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Captain Underpants: Now, this is how you run a school!
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Pranks and Responsibilities in Elementary School
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
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End of Friendship Declared
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: You two... your friendship is... NO MORE.
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Captain Underpants Asserts His Identity
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Captain Underpants: Let is see. Underpants, check. Captain, check. I'm pretty sure I'm Captain Underpants.
[his underwear is tight]
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Demand for Respect from Students
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: OH, WHERE IS THE RESPECT?!?! I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL!!!!!! GEORGE!!!!!!!! HAROLD!!!!!!!!
['''George''': Wait, is he Krupp again?; '''Harold''': Yup. I'm pretty sure he is.; '''Harold''': How did that even happen?]
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Captain Underpants Remarks on Fatigue
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Captain Underpants: I think I am starting to tire him out!
[from trailer while attacking an inflatable ape]
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Frustration Over Unexpected Consequences
George Beard
I DO NOT GET IT! I really thought breaking that ring would get rid of his powers!
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Miscommunication Leads to Humorous Sign Confusion
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Krupp: This morning is school sign is supposed to read "Sewage Plant Field Trips are Today". So can either of you explain why it now reads... "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS”?
[pulls up the blinds revealing the school sign]
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Captain Underpants' Question About "Tra-la-la
Mr. Krupp / Captain Underpants
Captain Underpants: How many A’s are there in "Tra-la-la"? I will just go with eleven.
['''Professor Poopypants''': What?]
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