Name: Cars 2
Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family
Released: 2011-06-24
Duration: 106 min
Rating: 6.2
Cast: Larry the Cable Guy, Owen Wilson, Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Suzy Eddie Izzard

Cars 2

Bomb Threat in a High-Stakes Situation

Holley Mater, we've gotta get that bomb off you.

Lightning Bomb?

Mater Yeah, they strapped it to me to kill you as a backup plan.

[explains to Lightning]

Lightning Backup plan? Mater, who put a bomb on you?

[Finn arrives with Professor Z strapped up]

Professor Zündapp You. Why didn't my death ray KILL YOU?!

[to Lightning]

Lightning Death ray?!

[shocked/flabbergasted]

Finn Turn off the bomb (please), Zündapp!

Professor Zündapp Are you all so dense? It's voice-activated. Everything is voice-activated these days.

Mater Deactivate! Deactivate!

Bomb Computer Voice denied.

[activates countdown timer for 5:00; Mater gasps in shock]

Finn (Mater, what's wrong?)

Professor Zündapp Oops! Did I forget to mention it can only be disarmed by the one who activated it?

[scoffs]

Holley Say it!

[pulls out her taser gun; sternly]

Prof. Zündapp Deactivate.

[nonchalantly]

Bomb Computer Voice denied.

[timer subtracts 1 minute]

Mater Whoa!

[alarmed]

Professor Zündapp Oh. I'm not the one who activated it. Would anyone else like to try?

[his last words in the film; gets tazed by Holley and knocked out unconscious]

Finn You read my mind.

[smirks]

Holley Ugh, he was getting on my nerves.

Lightning What do we do?

Victor It's very simple. You blow up.

[The whole group of lemons surround the four]

Lightning I'm gonna go out on a limb here - these are the guys that want me dead, correct?

Vladimir It's nothing personal.

Mater Fellers, listen, I know what you're goin through. Everybody's been laughin at me my whole life too. But becoming powerful and rich beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make you feel better.

[The lemons seem to take this in]

J. Curby Yeah, but it's worth a shot!

[deploying his gun; ?]

Guido Pitstop!

Sheriff Not today, boys!!

[puts a boot on Vladmir]

Tubbs Pacer Retreat!!

Sarge Thanks for the help, Corporal.

British Man Anything for one of Pop's mates.

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Cars 2

The Start of a New Mission

Taglines The mission begins.

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Cars 2

Understanding the Concept of a Rendezvous

Lightning There you are. Where have you been?

Mater What's a "rendezvous"?

Luigi Uh, it's like a date.

Mater A date?

Lightning Mater, what's going on?

Mater Well, what's goin on is I got me a date tomorrow.

Guido Non ci credo. (I don't believe you.)

Luigi Guido don't believe you.

Mater Well, believe it. My new girlfriend just said so. Hey, there she is! Hey! Hey, lady! See you tomorrow!

[sees Holley and waves]

Guido Ancora non ci credo. (I still don't believe you.)

Luigi Guido still don't believe you.

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Cars 2

A Far-Fetched Adventure Unfolds

Mater So, there we were, my rocket jets goin full blast, McQueen hangin on for dear life, when suddenly, them two nasty lemons come out of nowhere with guns drawn. We was goners. But then, out of nowhere, this beautiful spy car swoops in from the sky to save us.

Minny That's a very entertaining story, young man.

Van Oh, Minny, please. Come on! None of this happened. Rocket jets, flying spy cars--

Holley No, you're quite right. It does sound a bit far-fetched.

[out of nowhere; landing]

Mater Holley! What are you doin here?

Holley Hello, Mater! It's so good to see you again.

Mater Finn!

Luigi So, you got-a my email.

Mater Oh, man. Y'all is gon have a great time. Everybody, this here's Finn McMissile. He's a secret agent. Don't tell nobody. And this is Holley Shiftwell. She's--

Holley I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so nice to meet you all.

Fillmore If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all-natural, sustainable, organic biofuel just because I never trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong, man; It was him.

[points to Sarge]

Sarge Once big oil, always big oil... man.

Fillmore Tree-hugger.

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Cars 2

Mater Confronts a Critical Situation

Finn Hold your fire! He can't disarm it! Mater, I don't know what you're doing, but stand down now!

[arriving; Holley arrives]

Mater This ain't nothin at all like Radiator Springs.

Lightning Mater, just cut to the chase.

Mater Okay. It's him!

[points to Miles]

Miles What? Me? You've got to be crazy.

Mater I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin time bomb with Whitworth bolts, the same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture!

Holley Okay.

[shows the holographic photo of the mysterious hood engine]

Mater And then I remembered what they said about old British engines: "If there ain't no oil under em, there ain't no oil (over) in em".

Miles What is he talking about?

Mater It was you leakin oil at the party in Japan. You just blamed it on me.

Miles Electric cars don't use oil, you twit!

Mater Then you're fakin it. You didn't convert to no electric. When we pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there.

[Miles realizes that he knows the truth, then backs away]

Miles This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! Stay away!

[panicking; backs up to the edge of the stage]

Holley But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?

Mater To make Allinol look bad, so everybody'd go back to usin oil. I mean, he said it himself with that disguised voice.

Miles Disguised voice"? What are you talking about? You're nuts, you are!

Prince William This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.

The Queen One moment. I would like to see where this is going.

Finn Mater, he created Allinol.

Mater Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was tryna find somethin else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?

Miles What if"? You're basing this on a "what if"?!

[as the bomb's countdown goes from 19 to 18 seconds]

Security Guard Okay, that's it.

Another Security Guard Right, lads, clear out!

[the other guards evacuate, followed by the Queen and the spectators]

Miles Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! Keep away, you idiot!

Finn Mater?!

[shocked]

Holley Mater!

[worried]

Miles Someone, do something!

Car in Crowd Drive away!

[alarmed; Mater stands his ground, glaring at Miles, while everyone braces for the explosion including Finn Holley and Lightning]

Miles You're insane, you are! DEACTIVATE!

[the bomb counts down at 3 to 2 seconds; The bomb's countdown stops at 1 second, then shows the words "Voice Accepted"]

Bomb Computer Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod:).

Finn The engine from the photo.

Holley It's a perfect match.

[compares the image]

Miles How did the tow truck figure it out?

[his last words; still shocked; getting escorted away by the police cruisers, offscreen]

Lightning It's official. You're coming to all my races from now on.

[to Mater]

Mater Now you're talkin'!

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Cars 2

Original Score Composition in Cars 2

Taglines Original score composed by ].

[[w:Michael Giacchino|Michael Giacchino]

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Cars 2

Disguise Program Activated for Mater

Stephenson Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa.

Mater What? I thought you was supposed to be makin me a disguise.

Computer Voice recognized. Disguise program initiated.

[changes Mater to look like Ivan]

Mater Cool! Hey, Computer, make me a German truck.

[chuckles]

Computer Request acknowledged.

[changes Mater to his normal self, wearing lederhosen]

Mater Check it out! I'm wearing Mater-hosen. Make me a monster truck!

Computer Request acknowledged.

[changes Mater into a Count Dracula truck]

Mater What the--? Ha-ha-ha! I vant to siphon your gas! Ha-ha! Now make me a taco truck!

[imitating Dracula; normal voice]

Computer Request acknowledged.

[changes Mater into a taco truck; his horn plays "La Cucaracha"]

Mater A funny car!

Computer Request acknowledged.

[changes Mater into a yellow hot rod; he revs his engine]

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Cars 2

Mater's Humble Introduction to Royalty

The Queen I hereby dub thee Sir Tow Mater.

Mater Sir"? Shoot, you can just call me Mater, Your Majesty. I don't wanna hear none of this "sir" business. By the way, have y'all met each other? Queen, McQueen. McQueen, Queen. McQueen, McMissile. McMissile, McQueen. Queen, McMissile.

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Cars 2

The Dangers of Allinol Revealed

Grem I got to admit, you tricked us real good.

Acer And we don't like bein tricked. Hey! What's so funny?

[Rod chuckles]

Rod Well, you know, I was just wearing a disguise. You guys are stuck looking like that. Allinol? Thanks, fellas! I hear this stuff is good for you.

[Grem pushes a lever, turning the magnet off, and causing Rod to land on a small platform, where one of the Lemon Cars pushes a fuel tank of Allinol towards him.]

Zündapp So, you think. Allinol by itself is good for you. But after microscopic examination, I have found that it has one small weakness. When hit with an electromagnetic pulse, it becomes extremely dangerous.

[presses a button, which causes some cylinders attached to the platform to turn Rod's rear tires and make whirring sounds as his status bar shows his speedometer going up]

Grem Smile for the camera.

[moves a camera-like EMP generator forward]

Rod Is that all you want? I got a whole act.

Zündapp You were very interested in this camera on the oil platform. Now, you will witness what it really does.

Rod Whatever you say, Professor.

Acer You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?

[as a Pacer comes up with a TV screen showing a picture of Rod with a Japanese pink car while in disguise]

Rod Your mother. Oh, no, I'm sorry, it was your sister. You know, I can't tell them apart these days.

Grem Could I start it now, Professor Z?

Zündapp Go 50% power. camera is actually an electromagnetic pulse emitter.

[Grem then pushes a lever beneath the EMP generator that causes the lens to light up and make whirring sounds, going to 50% power]

Acer What about her? Did you give it to her?

[showing Rod a picture of him with Shigeko]

Zündapp The Allinol is now heating to a boil, dramatically expanding, causing the engine block to crack under the stress, forcing oil into the combustion chamber.

[While Zündapp is talking, Rod's engine is heard cracking, then the oil is heard flowing.]

Acer How about him? Did you talk to him?!

[showing Rod a picture of him with a Japanese red Ferrari at a sushi stand]

Rod What do I care?! I can replace an engine *block?*

[as smoke gets emitted from his tailpipes]

Zündapp You may be able to, but after full impact of the pulse, unfortunately, there will be nothing to replace.

[as Grem pushes the generator's lever to 75% power]

Acer How about him? Does he have it?

[showing Rod a picture of him with Mater in the bathroom; Rod trembles upon seeing the image, which Zündapp then notices and looks at the picture.]

Zündapp That's him. He's the 1.

Grem Roger that, Professor Z.

Rod NO!

[his last words before he's exploded]

Zündapp Yes, sir. We believe the infiltrator has passed along sensitive information.

[through cell phone to the Lemon Kingpin]

Lemon Kingpin Right away!

[through phone]

Zündapp I will take care of it before any damage can be done. The project is still on schedule. You will find the second agent and kill him.

[hangs up; Zündapp then pushes the generator's lever to 100% power, which the screen then shows the picture of Rod and Mater, zooming in as a reflection of Rod is shown, shaking as the generator's electromagnetic pulse gets more powerful, before he finally explodes, cut into the screen shows a distant view of Mount Fuji and a Japanese tower while the WGP theme begins]

Brent Mustangburger Japan, land of the rising sun, where ancient tradition meets modern technology. Welcome to the inaugural running of the World Grand Prix. I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with racing legends Darrell Cartrip and David Hobbscap. There's never been a competition like this before. First, Allinol, making its debut tonight as the required fuel for all these great champions. Second, the course itself, and it's like nothing we've ever seen before. David, how exactly does this competition work?

David Well, Brent, all three of these street courses are classic round-the-house racetracks. This means that the LMP and Formula cars should break out of the gate in spectacular fashion. Look for Francesco Bernoulli in particular to lead early. And with a series of technical turns throughout GT and Touring cars like Spain's Miguel Camino should make up some ground but I doubt it'll be enough to stop Francesco from absolutely running away with it.

[the camera shows the labeled in Japan, Italy and England]

Darrell Whoa, now just hold your horsepower. You're forgetting the most important factor here: that early dirt track section of the course! The dirt is supposed to be the great equalizer in this race.

Brent French rally car Raoul ÇaRoule is counting on a big boost heading through there.

Darrell And don't forget Lightning McQueen! His mentor, the Hudson Hornet, was one of the greatest dirt track racers of all time. In my opinion, McQueen is the best all-around racer in this competition.

David Really, Darrell, I think you need to clean your windshield. You're clearly not seeing this for what it is: Francesco's race to lose.

[The WGP racers roll into the starting line to prepare to race.]

Brent It's time for find out. The racers are locking into the grid.

Lightning Speed. I am speed.

[closes his eyes as a pre-race ritual]

Francesco Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed. Francesco is triple speed. Oh-ho! Francesco likes-a this, McQueen. It's-a really getting him into the zone!

[laughs mockingly; closes his eyes; revs his engine]

Lightning He is so getting beat today.

[complains about Francesco; revs his engine; the lights turn from red to green, and the first race is underway]

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Cars 2

The Value of Friendship in Conflict

Uncle Topolino You know, back when Guido and Luigi used to work for me, they would fight over everything. They fight over what Ferrari was the best Ferrari, which one of them looked more like a Ferrari. There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So, tell me them, va bene! It's okay to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you gotta make up fast. No fight more important than friendship. Chi trova un'amico, trova un tesoro.

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Cars 2

Friendship in the Face of Defects

Mater Well, dad-gum, you're leakin oil again, must be yer gaskets. Hey, but look on the bright side. This is yer 10th tow this month, so that means it's on the house.

Otis You're the only one that's nice to lemons like me, Mater.

Mater Hey, don't sweat it. Shoot, these things happen to everybody, Otis.

Otis But you never leak oil!

Mater Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't tell nobody, but I think my rust is tryna show through.

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Cars 2

From the Creators of the Franchise

Taglines From the creators of ].

[[Toy Story 3]

Cars 2

Uncertainty Among Characters in Cars 2 Scene

Grem Here he comes.

[Mater watches horrified as Grem starts the Emitter at 100% power. The Emitter's red light glows brightly. The Emitter continues to aim at Lightning, but nothing happens to him as he continues racing]

Zündapp What happened?

Acer I don't know, Professor.

Grem What did you do.

Acer I didn't do nothing.

Cars 2

Unexpected Events Unfold in Cars 2 Scene

Holley Got it.

Francesco Bernoulli What is happening?

Tony Hurry, Professor!

Professor Zündapp Aah!

Finn Ha! Do you really think, I'm goin to let you float away, Professor?!

[to Professor Zündapp; ?]

Mater McQueen, let go!?

Lightning Never!

Blue Gremlin Hey they're coming your way.

[hangs up]

Grem Let's go.

Professor Zündapp Give it up, McMissile!

[But, like any other hero, Finn refuses to give up and launches bombs at Tony, who looks at them in horror. The bombs then explode massively, killing and destroying Tony once and for all, and Professor Zündapp is captured by Finn. Holley is then seen catching up to Lightning and Mater.]

Holley Mater, stop!

Mater No way! You could get hurt.

Holley Oh, no.

[gasps; sees Grem and Acer heading towards Lightning and Mater with guns drawn; She bumps into Grem and Acer]

Acer, Grem AAH!

Cars 2

Francesco's Simple Race Strategy Explained

Photographer Francesco!

Darrell Francesco, over here. Hey, what was your strategy today?

Francesco Strategia?! Francesco needs-a no strategy, it’s very simple: You start the race, wait for Lightning McQueen to choke, pass him, then win. Francesco always-a wins, it’s-a boring.

[Lightning simply rolls his eyes]

Darrell I gotta tell you, dude, you were in trouble for a while. That dirt track section had you crawling.

[Lightning notices Mater returning to the pits and sneaks off to go talk to him]

Francesco To truly crush one's dream, you must first raise their hopes very high.

Mater Yelling"? Oh, you thought-- Oh! That's funny right there. No, see, that's cause I've seen these two fellers doing some sort of karate street performance. It was nutso. One of em even had a flamethrower.

[chuckles]

Mater Going to meet my date.

Mater She started talkin to me as a voice in my head, tellin me where to go.

Reporter #1 Hey, there he is!

Reporter #2 McQueen, you had it in the bag!

Reporter #3 Yeah, what happened?

Brent Lightning McQueen loses in the last lap to Francesco Bernoulli in the first race of the World Grand Prix. And three, count em, three cars flamed out, leaving some to suggest that their fuel, Allinol, might be to blame.

[on TV]

Miles Allinol is safe! Alternative fuel is safe! There is no way my fuel caused these cars to flame out.

[interviewed]

Darrell Well, the jury may still be out on whether Allinol caused these accidents, but one thing's for sure: Lightning McQueen blew this race!

Mater Ah, doggone it. This is about my hook, ain't it? I know I should have checked it, but I can't, really. Look. It's attached to me. Hey, I know you. You’re that feller from the karate demonstration.

[they go into the waiting room; Finn takes off his disguise]

Mater Let's just say I'm a triple AAA affiliated. Yeah, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nuttin', but I got me a black fan belt. You wanna see some moves I made up?

Mater This first one, I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery, and show it to him before he stalls. I call it, "What I accidentally did to my friend Luigi once." Hey! Hi-yah-pah! Hi-yah!

[does some karate moves, crushing an oil can]

Grem There he is!

Mater Hi-hi-tah! Huh! Look, I probably ought to go. I'm about to miss my flight.

[realizes]

Cars 2

Understanding Mechanical Troubles Together

Miles Welcome, everyone. I wish I could be with you on this very special day, but... my clutch assembly broke. You know how it is.

[in a deep, disguised voice]

Tubbs Been there.

J. Curby Forget about it.

Vladimir We know how you feel.

Miles We are here to celebrate. Today, all your hard work pays off. The world turned their backs on cars like us. They stopped manufacturing us, stopped making our parts. The only thing they haven't stopped doing is laughing at us. They've called us terrible names: jalopy, rust bucket, heap, clunker, junker, beater, wreck, rattletrap, lemon. But their insults just give us strength. Because today, my friends, that... all... ends!

[Carla Veloso blown engine]

Cars 2

Confrontation Between McMissile and Acer

Acer It's Finn McMissile! But you're dead!

McMissile Then this shouldn't hurt at all.

[sprays both Acer and Petey with a fire extinguisher, blinding them]

Cars 2

Racing for a Greater Purpose

Taglines They're not just racing around the world; they're racing to save the world.

Cars 2

Fueling Affection and Connection

Taglines Fuel the love.

Cars 2

Spy Adventure Arrives in Theaters June 2011

Taglines Spy it only in theaters June 24, 2011.

Cars 2

Mater's Ice Cream Mix-Up at Sushi Bar

Mater I'll take one of them. Thank you. Never know which one McQueen will have a hankering for. Hey, whatcha got here that's free? How about that pistachio ice cream?

[whistles]

Sushi Chef No, no. Wasabi.

Mater But wait, I... Oh, shoot.

Lightning Mater!

Miles Has anyone got a towel?

Lightning Mater, you have to get a hold of yourself; You're making a scene.

Mater But I never leak oil. Never.

Lightning Go take care of yourself right now.

[not believing his friend; As Mater drives off, a forklift and Axlerod notice Lightning, who grins sheepishly]

Mater Coming through. Excuse me. Leaking oil. Where's the bathroom? Thank you. I gotta go. Oh, uh-- Uh-- Sorry, ladies! ? Whoa! What is.

[accidentally enters the ladies' room, and the ladies scream and yell in Japanese; ?; ?; ?]

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