Casper (1995) - Quotes

Taglines: And you thought your family was scary

Taglines: Home is where the haunt is

Taglines: Catch the spirit of the 90s

Taglines: Who's afraid of ghosts?

Taglines: Comin at Ya!

Taglines: No inhibitions. No limits. No table manners. No sheets.

Taglines: Appearing Soon

Taglines: Who did his hair?

Taglines: Something unbelievable is in the air

Taglines: The haunt is on

Taglines: The afterlife of the party

Taglines: Who says there's no such thing as ghosts?

James: Wait. Where are you going?

Amelia: I can watch over both of you until we're together again. Good-bye, James.

James: Good-bye, Amelia.

Kat: Casper?

Casper: [laughs nervously] Boo?

Kat: Not bad for my first party, huh?

Casper: Couldn't have been better.

Dr. Harvey: It ain't over yet. Boys!

Casper: Hey, that's my treasure!

Dibs: Stay back! Keep away from me.

Kat: Casper!

Dibs: Don't come near me, you spiteful spook, or I'll knock you into the next world.

Kat: Come on. Let's go.

Carrigan: Ta-da! Hey, "poppin fresh," it's my turn in the oven! DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm, you!

Dibs: [grabs the vial] Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's always kick em when they're down. And baby, you're six feet under! Oh, what a shame! Sorry, sweetheart. We're through.

Carrigan: [gasps] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!

Dibs: [chuckles] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a bitch, just like you! I got the power! I got the treasure!

Carrigan: And you have a flight to catch!

Dibs: Huh?

Carrigan: [turns to Kat and Casper, calmly] Any other takers?

Casper: No. But aren't you forgetting something?

Carrigan: What?

Casper: Your unfinished business.

Carrigan: My what?

Kat: You know, unfinished business. All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.

Carrigan: [laughs maniacally until a flash of light pierces through her as a sign that she is crossing over; as more flashes of light appear; screams and disappears] Unfinished business? I have no unfinished business! I have my treasure, my mansion. I have everything. I'm just perfect! Wait! Wait! I lied! I have unfinished business! Lots of unfinished business! I'm not ready to cross over yet! WAIT! YOU TRICKED ME, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS!

Kat: Casper, I have a date!

Casper: Aw, come on, what does this Vic have that I don't?

Kat: A pulse.

Casper: Big, fleshy deal.

Kat: A tan.

Casper: Very bad for your skin.

Kat: How about a reflection?

Kat: What's it like to die?

Casper: Like being born, but backwards.

Fatso: I feel like Oprah is on hiatus.

Stretch: You look like Oprah on hiatus.

Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr. Crittenden's will] To the Save the Dolphins Foundation: $11 million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation: $1.2 million. To the Padigonian Wasps Salvation Fund: $1.4 million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...

Carrigan Crittenden: To hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?

Dibs: [clears throat] Um, I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the, um, sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank-- in her life, and err, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.

Mr. Rugg: Hmm. Let's see. Bobcats, owls, snakes... daughter, Carrigan: Whipstaff Manor in Maine.

Carrigan Crittenden: ... And?

Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me...

Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?!

Mr. Rugg: [gives her the will] No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.

Carrigan Crittenden: Wait a minute. This is not fair! I'll protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins into court!

Mr. Rugg: Knock yourself out.

Carrigan Crittenden: Dibs! This is all your fault, as usual. If you would have just forged the damn will.

Dibs: Hey you know Carrigan, this is condemned seafront property.

Carrigan Crittenden: Oh, Dibs! Don't you get it? Flipper got more money than me.

Dibs: Carrigan, the deed's in there! Oh! Ouch! Ow. Ouch! Buccaneers and buried gold. Whipstaff doth a treasure hold.

Carrigan Crittenden: Treasure? Dibs, you idiot. Get it out!" I knew that place was worth something. There's treasure in that house. And finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.

Dibs: Carrigan, I think I need a doctor.

Carrigan Crittenden: Oh, there's plenty in Maine.

Nicky: Ready?

Andreas: You go first.

Nicky: Why should I go first?

Andreas: [Nicky follows him under the fence] You want everyone at school to think we're chicken? C'mon.

Andreas: You see, there's nothing here.

Nicky: Let's just take the picture and get out of here.

Andreas: Well, fine, take the picture.

Nicky: [He pouts] Hey, wait! I wanna be in the picture too, or no one believes I was here.

Andreas: [Feeling left out, he suddenly wants to leave] Just shut up and take the picture!

Nicky: No, you take it.

Andreas: No, you!!!

Casper: [But before the boys can move, the camera slips out of Nicky's hand and floats] Guys, guys, don't fight. I'll take the picture. Say cheese!

Boys: A GHOST!!!!!!!!! Let's go!

Dr. James Harvey: You can call them ghosts, if you'd like, or as I like to call them, "the living-impaired".

Kathleen "Kat" Harvey: [Dr. Harvey carries her out of the room after seeing Casper] I can walk, you know.

Kathleen "Kat" Harvey: [to her father] You're not gonna find her. Mom's not a ghost, Dad.

Casper: [After he changes back into a ghost in front of Kat's classmates; Chuckles sheepishly] Uh.. ...boo?

Casper: If you scream, you'll wake my uncles, who get angry.

Casper: [dances with Kat in his moment of being alive] I told you I was a good dancer.

Casper: [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger] Well, can he do this? Come with me if you want to live.

Casper: [to Kat] Can I keep you?

Casper: There's a girl...on my bed...Yes!

Casper: Hi! I'm Casper!

Terry Murphy: More on the Pentagon playboys as the story unfolds. But, now... step aside, Sigmund.

Fred Rogers: Did you ever feel the way Priscilla Cow felt that you did like to be completely different?Almost everybody feels like that once in a while. But, most of the time I hope you can be glad to be yourself. That's really something to celebrate.