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Cats Don't Dance Quotes

"For a bunch of funny friends trying to break into show business... it's a jungle out there!"

G 1997 · 1h 15m
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72
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30 quotes
Defending Friends Against Criticism
Peabo "Pudge" Pudgemeyer I was going to slug that big, dumb Max for you, but I didn't want to hurt the guy. And what's that Dimple kid's problem? I thought you worked great today!
Darla's Strong Dislike for Animals
Darleen "Darla" Dimple I...HATE... ANIMALS!!!!!!!! Especially that one!
[outraged; points at Danny]
Celebrating Talents in Cats Don't Dance
Danny Cat Sawyer could do a romantic ballet and Woolie can even play a piano solo.
Comforting Words from Danny Cat
Danny Cat There there, Pudge.
[pats Pudge on the back while Pudge cries]
Inquiry About a Cat's Movement
Max How does the kitty cat go?
Dreams Clash in Hollywood
Narrator Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived atop a hill in a glittering castle. There she had a servant who kept her castle in order, selected and pressed her robes for the day, prepared her royal breakfast, and served it to her in her chambers. She had fame, she had fortune. She had product endorsements. But she was not what she seemed. On the other hand, in a humble village far away, the peasant had none of her luxuries. But he had a dream. So with a fond farewell from his closest friends, and gifts of good luck, best wishes and useless junk. Although it's the thought that counts. His world was about to clash with hers, in a place called: Hollywood.
Urgency in a Chaotic Moment
Peabo "Pudge" Pudgemeyer Danny! The movie's over! Everybody's leaving! Whoa; you're a mess!
[looks at Danny]
Frances Albacore's Expression of Frustration
Frances Albacore Oh, for the love of ]!
[[Moby-Dick|Moby Dick]
Darla's Discreet Charitable Offer
Darleen "Darla" Dimple You just get all your little friends at Friday at 3 and I'll take care of L.B. And let's leave this between us, shall we? I don't like to advertise my charitable work.
[to a concerned Danny]
Dancing is a Waste of Time
Sawyer Cat Like I said, dancing is a waste of time.
Dreams of Hollywood's Golden Streets
Danny Cat Hollywood! Where the streets are paved with gold, where the kiddies never grow old! Right here in Hollywood!
[singing]
Embracing life's opportunities through dance
Danny Cat Come on, Sawyer. Your life is not really back in that office. It's here. Dance with me?
Fortune Remains Despite External Challenges
T.W. Turtle They can smash your cookie, but you'll always have...your fortune!
Woolie's Reflection on Sawyer's Potential
Woolie the Mammoth Poor Sawyer. I thought she'd be the one to make it. Such a dancer, with the voice of an angel.
Embracing Identity Beyond Expectations
Sawyer Cat I'm a secretary; not an actress.
Warning of Upcoming Challenges
T.W. Turtle Fortune says, "Raging waters ahead!
Darla Dimple's Outburst of Frustration
Darleen "Darla" Dimple I'M THE STAR!! You stupid, stupid CAT! I should have drowned you all when I FLOODED THE STAGE!!! WHOA! MAX!!!!!!!!
[last words; crawls over to Danny; furiously grabs Danny by the collar; '''''FLOODED THE STAGE!''''' echoes through the speakers shocks Sawyer and the audience overhears the confession in shock as Darla, realizing she had been exposed, mischievously smiles, hugs Danny and kisses him. Pudge pushes the lever down, which causes the trap door to open and the sound equipment fall through the trap door, carrying her with them]
Frustration in the Entertainment Industry
Sawyer Cat Farley Wink's Animal Actors Agency. How can I help you? You need a lamb for the Moses picture? Oh. A sacrificial lamb? Sorry! Fresh out! Every day, I ask myself; why do I put up with this?
[phone rings; listens; listens as a lamb gets excited; listens as the same lamb cringes in fear; hangs up]
Pudge Introduces Himself and Prepares for Action
Peabo "Pudge" Pudgemeyer That ice thing is just my side job. The name's Peabo Pudgemeyer, but you can call me "Pudge". Oh. Time to start. Better get your costume!
[bell rings]
The Glamour of Mundane Tasks
Sawyer Cat Unless you're talking about the glamour of filing, the romance of typing.
Fortune Cookie Advice on Persistence
T.W. Turtle There's no use trying; Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser!
Frances Albacore's Thirst for a Drink
Frances Albacore I need a drink!
Max's Polite Inquiry to Miss Dimple
Max VERY GOOD! Will that be all, Miss Dimple?
[he smashes Danny into the ground]
No food, no fun for Sawyer Cat
Sawyer Cat No chow; no meow.
Encouragement to Miss Dimple from Max
Max Get hot, Miss Dimple.
The Reality of the Spotlight
Woolie the Mammoth The spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny.
Surprise at the messy environment
Sawyer Cat What? This pigsty?!
A Talented Cat Seeking Opportunities
Danny Cat If you have any openings for a talented cat, I'm your man! Er...I mean, your cat!
Darla Dimple's Frustration with Max
Darleen "Darla" Dimple Shut up, Max.
Sawyer Cat inquires about the picture status
Sawyer Cat Hey Kong, how's the picture coming?