Cecil B. Demented (2000) - Quotes

Celebrating the Spirit of Guerrilla Filmmaking

Taglines: Long live guerrilla film making!

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Eternal State of Dementia

Taglines: Demented forever!

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Introduction and Dismissal Encounter

Forrest Gump: Hello. My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Bench Waiter: That's a damn shame.

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Struggles with Identity and Affection

Honey Whitlock: Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!

Rodney: That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!

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Family Ties and Unusual Lineage

Raven: My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.

Honey Whitlock: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Finding Focus in Addiction

Honey Whitlock: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.

Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.

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Hair Color Crisis in Clairol Chaos

Honey Whitlock: Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!

Rodney: You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!

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Heart Surgery and Unwanted Attention

Sylvia Mallory: This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?

William: I don't want to be here!

Sylvia Mallory: William's a little grumpy.

William: Get off of me, ugly!

Sylvia Mallory: But he's alive! And that's what counts.

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Disagreement Over Limousine Color and Contract

Honey Whitlock: A WHITE fucking LIMOUSINE?!

Libby: Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!

Honey Whitlock: Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!

Libby: The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.

Honey Whitlock: Do I look like a coke dealer?!

Libby: No, Ms. Whitlock.

Honey Whitlock: Do I look like I am going to the FUCKING PROM?!

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Questioning the Presidential Suite's History

Honey Whitlock: Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got fucked in this hotel room?

Libby: What?

Honey Whitlock: It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it?

Libby: Yes, but...

Honey Whitlock: I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him.

Libby: I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!

Honey Whitlock: I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got fucked in my hotel room. I want to know.

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Disdain for Local Cuisine in a Small Town

Honey Whitlock: Look at this dump of a town. Get me the fuck back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.

Libby: Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.

Honey Whitlock: No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib!

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Censorship and Chaos in a Movie Marathon

Theater Marquee: Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!

Fidget: Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?

Lyle: [''running in place''] Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!

Angry Moviegoer: I walk out of your films, on airplanes!

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Unexpected Revelation About Goat Urine

Raven: It's goat urine!

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Raven's Unique Family Background

Raven: I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell.

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Embrace Color in Your Life

Raven: Satan says you need more color!

Cherish Seeks Support from Porno Fans

Cherish: Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!

Endless Routine and Frustration

Cherish: Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière.

Traumatic Childhood Experience Under the Christmas Tree

Cherish: When I was ten years old my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree!

Cherish's Reflection on Her Film Career

Cherish: Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness.

Censorship and Its Connection to Family

Honey Whitlock: Family is just a dirty word for censorship!

Empowering Audience Against Poor Cinema

Cecil B. Demented: Power to the people who punish bad cinema!

Cecil B. Demented on Cinema and Identity

Cecil B. Demented: The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness.

Prophet of Anti-Commercialism

Cecil B. Demented: I'm a prophet against profit!

Passion for film and creative expression

Cecil B. Demented: Blue balls for celluloid!

Prioritizing Film Over Personal Desires

Cecil B. Demented: We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first.