25 quotes
Prioritizing Film Over Personal Desires
Cecil B. Demented
We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first.
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Cecil B. Demented on Cinema and Identity
Cecil B. Demented
The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness.
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Celebrating the Spirit of Guerrilla Filmmaking
Taglines
Long live guerrilla film making!
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Disagreement Over Limousine Color and Contract
Honey Whitlock
A WHITE fucking LIMOUSINE?!
Libby
Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore!
Honey Whitlock
Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract!
Libby
The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake.
Honey Whitlock
Do I look like a coke dealer?!
Libby
No, Ms. Whitlock.
Honey Whitlock
Do I look like I am going to the FUCKING PROM?!
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Raven's Unique Family Background
Raven
I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell.
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Cherish Seeks Support from Porno Fans
Cherish
Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!
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Struggles with Identity and Affection
Honey Whitlock
Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
Rodney
That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!
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Embrace Color in Your Life
Raven
Satan says you need more color!
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Cherish's Reflection on Her Film Career
Cherish
Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness.
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Passion for film and creative expression
Cecil B. Demented
Blue balls for celluloid!
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Hair Color Crisis in Clairol Chaos
Honey Whitlock
Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde!
Rodney
You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart!
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Censorship and Its Connection to Family
Honey Whitlock
Family is just a dirty word for censorship!
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Disdain for Local Cuisine in a Small Town
Honey Whitlock
Look at this dump of a town. Get me the fuck back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke.
Libby
Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty.
Honey Whitlock
No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib!
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Censorship and Chaos in a Movie Marathon
Theater Marquee
Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!
Fidget
Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?
Lyle
Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!
[''running in place'']
Angry Moviegoer
I walk out of your films, on airplanes!
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Finding Focus in Addiction
Honey Whitlock
How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.
Lyle
Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one: drugs. Gave my life real focus.
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Unexpected Revelation About Goat Urine
Raven
It's goat urine!
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Empowering Audience Against Poor Cinema
Cecil B. Demented
Power to the people who punish bad cinema!
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Traumatic Childhood Experience Under the Christmas Tree
Cherish
When I was ten years old my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree!
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Prophet of Anti-Commercialism
Cecil B. Demented
I'm a prophet against profit!
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Family Ties and Unusual Lineage
Raven
My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell.
Honey Whitlock
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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Eternal State of Dementia
Taglines
Demented forever!
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Endless Routine and Frustration
Cherish
Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière.
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Questioning the Presidential Suite's History
Honey Whitlock
Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got fucked in this hotel room?
Libby
What?
Honey Whitlock
It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it?
Libby
Yes, but...
Honey Whitlock
I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him.
Libby
I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim!
Honey Whitlock
I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got fucked in my hotel room. I want to know.
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Heart Surgery and Unwanted Attention
Sylvia Mallory
This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William?
William
I don't want to be here!
Sylvia Mallory
William's a little grumpy.
William
Get off of me, ugly!
Sylvia Mallory
But he's alive! And that's what counts.
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Introduction and Dismissal Encounter
Forrest Gump
Hello. My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Bench Waiter
That's a damn shame.
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