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Cheaper by the Dozen Quotes

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Cheaper by the Dozen
Advice on Family Planning Choices
Frank I know it's not your fault, Lillie, but things would have been a whole lot easier if you'd taken my advice and had all boys.
[escorting Anne out of the house on her first date]
Lillian I'm sorry, dear. I'll try to be more careful with the next dozen.
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Cheaper by the Dozen
The Cost of Raising a Large Family
Mailman All those kids yours?
Frank Oh, these aren't so many. You ought to see the ones we left behind.
Mailman How you ever feed them?
Frank Oh, they come cheaper by the dozen.
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Cheaper by the Dozen
Inner Dignity and Embarrassment
Frank Bunker Gilbreth No person with inner dignity is ever embarrassed.
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Cheaper by the Dozen
Animal Collection in a Humorous Exchange
Man on street Hey, Noah. What are you doing with that Ark?
Frank Collecting animals like the good Lord told me brother. All we need now is a jackass. Hop in!
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Cheaper by the Dozen
A Challenging Family Dynamic
Repairman All those kids yours, mister. Or is this a picnic?
Frank They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!
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