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The Allure of Christine's Dark Nature
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Seductive. Passionate. Possessive. Pure… evil. She's Christine.
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Bound by Love and Darkness
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He was lost until he found her. She took him further than he ever thought he'd go. For her, he was willing to die. For him, she was willing to kill.
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The Fury of a Classic Car
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Hell hath no Fury... like a 1958 Plymouth.
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Secrets of the Past Unveiled
LeBay
What the hell do you want?
Dennis
I know about your brother. I know he died choking on exhaust fumes.
LeBay
You don't know shit, kid. My brother died because he wanted to. He ran a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe.
Dennis
Arnie would have never bought that car if he'd known somebody died in it.
LeBay
Either you're dumber than you look, or you don't know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye that my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine, if they did... watch out! He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in her... he wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around with the radio blaring, not a care in the world except for Christine. Only time I ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself.
Dennis
Who's Rita?
LeBay
His wife! He didn't care a rat's ass about her! She died the same way he did... then I made him get rid of it... for decency, ya know? Of course, the car came back three weeks later.
Dennis
What do you mean "came back"?
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A Car's Worth and Uncertain Beginnings
Dennis
I bet this thing won't even start.
George LeBay
She'll start.
LeBay
You'll need these.
Arnie
How much do you want for her? Whatever it is, it's not enough.
Dennis
Jeez, Arnie.
LeBay
Sonny, you ever owned a car before?
Dennis
Yeah, he owns a Mustang-
Arnie
No. Just got my license.
LeBay
Name's George LeBay. What's yours?
Arnie
Arnie Cunningham. What are you asking?
LeBay
Start her up.
Arnie
Really?
Arnie
Does the car have a name?
LeBay
Her name is Christine.
Arnie
Huh. I like that. It suits her.
Dennis
Come on, Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?
LeBay
My brother bought her back in September 57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, cept maybe for pussy. When he got her, she had 6 miles on the odometer. Damn roller when through hell and back with Christine.
Dennis
If your brother likes this car so much, why is he selling it?
LeBay
Cause he's stone-cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago.
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Parental Responsibility and Its Dark Side
Arnie Cunningham
Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids?
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A Request for Demonstration
Arnie Cunningham
OK. Show me.
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Masters of Terror Unite in Christine
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Stephen King. John Carpenter. Two great masters of terror have teamed up to take you for a ride.
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A Toast to Friendship and Defiance
Arnie
A toast. Death to the shitters of the world, in 1979.
Dennis
Oh, come on, Arnie. You know I can't drink to that.
Arnie
Well, what can you drink to?
Dennis
What about to us? You know, to friendship?
Arnie
Friendship. That's really good.
Arnie
Hey, Dennis. Look.
Arnie
Ta-daa!
Dennis
Come on!
Arnie
I want you to see this. I want you to see this! This is great alignment; you just don't see this anymore! Don't be scared.
Dennis
I'm scared for you, man, for what's happened to you, this fuckin car!
Arnie
I know you're jealous. But you'll be fine as long as you stick with me. And you know what happens to shitters who don't.
Dennis
No. What does happen?
Arnie
Well, let's not kid each other, Dennis.
Dennis
Who are the shitters?
Arnie
All of em.
Dennis
Arnie. Leigh's on your side. She cares a lot about you. She does.
Arnie
Heey! Don't you like this beer? I thought you liked beer.
Dennis
Did you hear what I just said?!
Arnie
Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any fucking thing in the entire universe! And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out, world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody! Ever!
Dennis
You feel this way about Leigh?
Arnie
What? Fuck no, I'm talkin about Christine, man! No shitter ever came between me and Christine! Now, you watch this.
Arnie
CHICKENSHITS! Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car, cept maybe for a pussy.
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The Allure of Christine's Control
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Once she lures you behind her wheel, you'll be hers. Body and Soul.
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Defending a Beloved Car's Feelings
Arnie Cunningham
Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's really sensitive.
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A Friendly Inquiry from Moochie Welch
Moochie Welch
Hey, Cunningham! Is that you, Cunningham? Hey! You ain't mad, are you?
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The Dual Nature of Christine
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She lives. She loves. She's a beauty. She's a beast. She's a killer. She's a 58 Plymouth Fury. She's Christine.
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Consequences of Reckless Choices in Auto Repair
Darnell
Stall 20! Stall 20! Get it over there and shut it off, before we all choke to death! Kiddo, you sold him that piece of shit? You oughta be fuckin ashamed of yourself.
[to Dennis]
Dennis
I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.
Darnell
You shoulda tried harder. I knew a guy had a car like that once. Stupid bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes! Okay. That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose... I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? HUH?
[to Arnie]
Arnie
Yes, sir.
Darnell
And I'm gonna tell you somethin else right now. I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither! You wanna butt, you go out in the junkyard!
Arnie
Oh, well I don't sm-
Darnell
Don't interrupt me, punk! Don't interrupt me, don't get smart.
[interrupting]
Dennis
Uh, sir?
Darnell
What?
Dennis
Those men over there smoking. You better tell then to stop.
[points at Darnell's own men who are smoking at a card table]
Darnell
You trying to help your buddy right out of here, jerk?
Dennis
Nah.
Darnell
Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. I think I'm looking at one right now. You're on probation... you get it? You screw around with me once, I don't care how much money you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on your ass! Now you got it? Huh?!
[turns back to Arnie]
Arnie
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Darnell
Good. Now, get the hell outta here. We're closed.
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The Burden of Heroism and Responsibility
Detective Junkins
I wouldn't feel so bad if I were you. You two are heroes, y'know.
Dennis
Yeah. A real hero could've saved Arnie.
Leigh
We didn't do so hot.
Detective Junkins
Hey, some things can't be helped. Some people, too.
Dennis
Yeah.
Leigh
God, I hate rock and roll.
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A Menacing Force on Wheels
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She's Hell on wheels.
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Questioning the Nature of Existence
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How do you kill something that can't possibly be alive?
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Plymouth's Body, Satan's Soul: A Warning
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Body by Plymouth. Soul by Satan. Watch out for her. This Christmas.
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Conflict Over Car Purchase Decisions
Arnie
I got the car and that's it!
Mrs. Cunningham
That most certainly is not it! How could you have let him do this?!
[to Dennis]
Dennis
I didn't let him. I mean he wanted the car and he bought it. I tried to talk him out of it, in fact.
Mrs. Cunningham
Mm, I doubt that you tried very hard.
[coldly]
Dennis
Yeah, well I'm going home.
Mrs. Cunningham
I think you should.
Arnie
OK that's it, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Mr. Cunningham
Oh, Arnie, now what kind of language is that?
Mrs. Cunningham
What did you say?! What did you say?
[sharply]
Arnie
Look, you wanted me in college courses, I'm there. You wanted me in the chess club instead of the band, OK, I'm there too. Now I managed to get through seventeen years without embarrassing your bridge club or landing jail! Now I'm telling you, I'm gonna have this, this one thing!
Mrs. Cunningham
You are not keeping any car at this house!
Arnie
Fine!
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Trapping Christine: A Plan Unfolds
Dennis Guilder
Christine is gonna come through the door. You better get in the office and stay out of sight, OK? Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down. Then we'll have her trapped.
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Debating the Past's Impact on the Future
Dennis
What if you fix her up, and he just comes back and does it again?
Arnie
He won't do it again.
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Confrontation Over Authority and Defiance
Mr. Casey
Empty your pockets, Buddy.
[after being told that Buddy Repperton has a switchblade by Arnie]
Buddy
The fuck I will. You can't make me.
Mr. Casey
If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong. If you mean I can't turn out your pockets myself-
Buddy
Yeah, try it, you little bald fuck, and I'll knock you through the fucking wall! Fuck!
Mr. Casey
You two boys go up to the office.
Mr. Casey
Stay there. Don't go anywhere else. You got enough trouble without that. Now... if you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops.
[turns back to Buddy]
Mr. Casey
Go to the office, Buddy.
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