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Christine Quotes

R 1983 · 1h 50m 69 Audience
22 quotes
The Allure of Christine's Dark Nature
Taglines Seductive. Passionate. Possessive. Pure… evil. She's Christine.
Bound by Love and Darkness
Taglines He was lost until he found her. She took him further than he ever thought he'd go. For her, he was willing to die. For him, she was willing to kill.
The Fury of a Classic Car
Taglines Hell hath no Fury... like a 1958 Plymouth.
Secrets of the Past Unveiled
LeBay What the hell do you want?
Dennis I know about your brother. I know he died choking on exhaust fumes.
LeBay You don't know shit, kid. My brother died because he wanted to. He ran a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe.
Dennis Arnie would have never bought that car if he'd known somebody died in it.
LeBay Either you're dumber than you look, or you don't know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye that my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine, if they did... watch out! He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in her... he wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around with the radio blaring, not a care in the world except for Christine. Only time I ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself.
Dennis Who's Rita?
LeBay His wife! He didn't care a rat's ass about her! She died the same way he did... then I made him get rid of it... for decency, ya know? Of course, the car came back three weeks later.
Dennis What do you mean "came back"?
A Car's Worth and Uncertain Beginnings
Dennis I bet this thing won't even start.
George LeBay She'll start.
LeBay You'll need these.
Arnie How much do you want for her? Whatever it is, it's not enough.
Dennis Jeez, Arnie.
LeBay Sonny, you ever owned a car before?
Dennis Yeah, he owns a Mustang-
Arnie No. Just got my license.
LeBay Name's George LeBay. What's yours?
Arnie Arnie Cunningham. What are you asking?
LeBay Start her up.
Arnie Really?
Arnie Does the car have a name?
LeBay Her name is Christine.
Arnie Huh. I like that. It suits her.
Dennis Come on, Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?
LeBay My brother bought her back in September 57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, cept maybe for pussy. When he got her, she had 6 miles on the odometer. Damn roller when through hell and back with Christine.
Dennis If your brother likes this car so much, why is he selling it?
LeBay Cause he's stone-cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago.
Parental Responsibility and Its Dark Side
Arnie Cunningham Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids?
A Request for Demonstration
Arnie Cunningham OK. Show me.
Masters of Terror Unite in Christine
Taglines Stephen King. John Carpenter. Two great masters of terror have teamed up to take you for a ride.
A Toast to Friendship and Defiance
Arnie A toast. Death to the shitters of the world, in 1979.
Dennis Oh, come on, Arnie. You know I can't drink to that.
Arnie Well, what can you drink to?
Dennis What about to us? You know, to friendship?
Arnie Friendship. That's really good.
Arnie Hey, Dennis. Look.
Arnie Ta-daa!
Dennis Come on!
Arnie I want you to see this. I want you to see this! This is great alignment; you just don't see this anymore! Don't be scared.
Dennis I'm scared for you, man, for what's happened to you, this fuckin car!
Arnie I know you're jealous. But you'll be fine as long as you stick with me. And you know what happens to shitters who don't.
Dennis No. What does happen?
Arnie Well, let's not kid each other, Dennis.
Dennis Who are the shitters?
Arnie All of em.
Dennis Arnie. Leigh's on your side. She cares a lot about you. She does.
Arnie Heey! Don't you like this beer? I thought you liked beer.
Dennis Did you hear what I just said?!
Arnie Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any fucking thing in the entire universe! And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out, world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody! Ever!
Dennis You feel this way about Leigh?
Arnie What? Fuck no, I'm talkin about Christine, man! No shitter ever came between me and Christine! Now, you watch this.
Arnie CHICKENSHITS! Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car, cept maybe for a pussy.
The Allure of Christine's Control
Taglines Once she lures you behind her wheel, you'll be hers. Body and Soul.
Defending a Beloved Car's Feelings
Arnie Cunningham Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's really sensitive.
A Friendly Inquiry from Moochie Welch
Moochie Welch Hey, Cunningham! Is that you, Cunningham? Hey! You ain't mad, are you?
The Dual Nature of Christine
Taglines She lives. She loves. She's a beauty. She's a beast. She's a killer. She's a 58 Plymouth Fury. She's Christine.
Consequences of Reckless Choices in Auto Repair
Darnell Stall 20! Stall 20! Get it over there and shut it off, before we all choke to death! Kiddo, you sold him that piece of shit? You oughta be fuckin ashamed of yourself.
[to Dennis]
Dennis I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.
Darnell You shoulda tried harder. I knew a guy had a car like that once. Stupid bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes! Okay. That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose... I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? HUH?
[to Arnie]
Arnie Yes, sir.
Darnell And I'm gonna tell you somethin else right now. I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither! You wanna butt, you go out in the junkyard!
Arnie Oh, well I don't sm-
Darnell Don't interrupt me, punk! Don't interrupt me, don't get smart.
[interrupting]
Dennis Uh, sir?
Darnell What?
Dennis Those men over there smoking. You better tell then to stop.
[points at Darnell's own men who are smoking at a card table]
Darnell You trying to help your buddy right out of here, jerk?
Dennis Nah.
Darnell Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. I think I'm looking at one right now. You're on probation... you get it? You screw around with me once, I don't care how much money you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on your ass! Now you got it? Huh?!
[turns back to Arnie]
Arnie Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Darnell Good. Now, get the hell outta here. We're closed.
The Burden of Heroism and Responsibility
Detective Junkins I wouldn't feel so bad if I were you. You two are heroes, y'know.
Dennis Yeah. A real hero could've saved Arnie.
Leigh We didn't do so hot.
Detective Junkins Hey, some things can't be helped. Some people, too.
Dennis Yeah.
Leigh God, I hate rock and roll.
A Menacing Force on Wheels
Taglines She's Hell on wheels.
Questioning the Nature of Existence
Taglines How do you kill something that can't possibly be alive?
Plymouth's Body, Satan's Soul: A Warning
Taglines Body by Plymouth. Soul by Satan. Watch out for her. This Christmas.
Conflict Over Car Purchase Decisions
Arnie I got the car and that's it!
Mrs. Cunningham That most certainly is not it! How could you have let him do this?!
[to Dennis]
Dennis I didn't let him. I mean he wanted the car and he bought it. I tried to talk him out of it, in fact.
Mrs. Cunningham Mm, I doubt that you tried very hard.
[coldly]
Dennis Yeah, well I'm going home.
Mrs. Cunningham I think you should.
Arnie OK that's it, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Mr. Cunningham Oh, Arnie, now what kind of language is that?
Mrs. Cunningham What did you say?! What did you say?
[sharply]
Arnie Look, you wanted me in college courses, I'm there. You wanted me in the chess club instead of the band, OK, I'm there too. Now I managed to get through seventeen years without embarrassing your bridge club or landing jail! Now I'm telling you, I'm gonna have this, this one thing!
Mrs. Cunningham You are not keeping any car at this house!
Arnie Fine!
Trapping Christine: A Plan Unfolds
Dennis Guilder Christine is gonna come through the door. You better get in the office and stay out of sight, OK? Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down. Then we'll have her trapped.
Debating the Past's Impact on the Future
Dennis What if you fix her up, and he just comes back and does it again?
Arnie He won't do it again.
Confrontation Over Authority and Defiance
Mr. Casey Empty your pockets, Buddy.
[after being told that Buddy Repperton has a switchblade by Arnie]
Buddy The fuck I will. You can't make me.
Mr. Casey If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong. If you mean I can't turn out your pockets myself-
Buddy Yeah, try it, you little bald fuck, and I'll knock you through the fucking wall! Fuck!
Mr. Casey You two boys go up to the office.
Mr. Casey Stay there. Don't go anywhere else. You got enough trouble without that. Now... if you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops.
[turns back to Buddy]
Mr. Casey Go to the office, Buddy.