18 quotes
Embracing Uncertainty in Everyday Life
Woman in blonde wig
Somehow I've become very cautious. When I put on a raincoat, I put on sunglasses too. Who knows when it will rain, or when it will turn out sunny?
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The Struggle of Self-Identity and Change
Cop 663
You mustn't let yourself go. You've gained weight so fast. She may have gone but life goes on. You must stop indulging yourself. You're a real disappointment to me. You've changed so much. You can't just switch personality like this. Her walking out is no excuse. It was such a relief when I saw it crying. It may look different, but it's still true to itself. It's still an emotionally charged towel.
[to new soap's bar; to new towel; as it drips]
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Misunderstanding about California trip revealed.
Cop 663
Actually she did go to California that evening. But it was the other one.
[after his date failed to meet him in "California" restaurant]
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Flight Change Notification and Key Handover
Stewardess
Change of flight. Your place cancelled. Here's your key. Bye.
[in a letter to Cop 663]
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A Question About Pineapple Preferences
Cop 223
Do you... like pineapple?
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Reflections on Loss and Self-Worth
Cop 663
Since she left, everything in the flat is sad. Everything needed lulling to sleep. You've lost a lot of weight, you know. You used to be so chubby. Have more confidence in yourself. You have to stop crying, you know. Where's your strength and absorbency? You're so shabby these days.
[to soap bar; to washcloth]
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The Nature of Expiry in Life
Cop 223
Somehow everything comes with an expiry date. Swordfish expires. Meat sauce expires. Even cling-film expires. Is there anything in the world which doesn't?
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Changing Course in Relationships
Cop 663
I thought we'd stay together for the long haul, flying like a jumbo jet on a full tank. But we changed course.
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Love and Expiration Dates
Cop 223
We split up on April Fool's Day. So I decided to let the joke run for a month. Every day I buy a can of pineapple with a sell-by date of May 1. May loves pineapple, and May 1 is my birthday. If May hasn't changed her mind by the time I've bought thirty cans, then our love will also expire.
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Perception of Self and Objectification
Cop 223
In May's eyes, I'm no different from a can of pineapple.
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A Reflection on Business Acumen
Cop 663
He has great business sense. First he sold me fish and chips, then the whole thing.
[to Faye about previous restaurant's owner]
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Contemplating the Nature of Memories
Cop 223
If memories could be canned, would they also have expiry dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries.
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Reflections on Loneliness and Abandonment
Cop 663
Did I leave the tap running, or is the apartment getting more tearful? I always thought it would cope okay. Didn't expect it to cry so much. When people cry, they can dry their eyes with tissues. But when an apartment cries, it takes a lot to mop it up.
[after he finds out his apartment was flooded]
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Fleeting Connections and Unforeseen Outcomes
Cop 223
At the high point of our intimacy, we were just 0.01 cm from each other. I knew nothing about her. Six hours later, she fell in love with another man.
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Unsuccessful Attempts to Connect with Others
Cop 223
Lulu? This is Qiwu. Want to come out for a drink? You're in bed already? This early? You were asleep? Never mind. Bye. Chieko-san? Guess who? This is Qiwu. That's right. Want to come out for a drink? Your husband? When did you get married? Five years! Has it been that long? You have two kids! You're happy, that's great! Okay, never mind. Is Kong Siu-wai there? This is He Qiwu. We were classmates in grade four. You don't remember? Nothing, goodbye.
[calling potential dates]
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Enduring Memories and Time's Limits
Taglines
If my memory of her has an expiration date, let it be 10,000 years..
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Unlucky in Love and Jogging
Cop 223
We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog, so you have none left for tears.
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The Fluidity of Personal Preferences
Woman in blonde wig
Actually, really knowing someone doesn't mean anything. People change. A person may like pineapple today and something else tomorrow.
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