Clean and Sober Quotes

Richard I woke up one morning, and when I looked in the mirror I noticed my nose was bent over entirely onto one side of my face. So, I got a hammer, and started banging my nose back to a right angle with my face. Suddenly, I looked at myself in the mirror, hammer in head, blood streaming down my chin, and I realized my life was no longer manageable.

Darryl That was a $90,000 phone call, man. $90,000! 90 grand, man. That's the Stock Market, babe, and it doesn't give a fuck if I'm in a hospital or not! Hey, the American Stock Market really doesn't care if some asshole who makes $300 a weeks says I can't use the fuckin phone. I'm close, right, Craig? Like 3:10, maybe 3:15. That's about it, isn't it, Craigy? Yeah, oh boy, big 3:07 a week. Boy, you gotta allocate that motherfucker, don't cha? What's that? A little Lean Cuisine, maybe some pork and beans - Hey, why don't cha get yourself another pair of those plastic shoes?! Fine, you want me outta here? I'm fuckin outta here. I'm gone, motherfucker - look at this back!

Taglines Thirty remarkable days in the life of an ordinary man.

Craig The best way to break old habits is to make new ones.

Craig You know what the addict's least favorite word is? No. Ask me if you can use my phone, Darryl? Say, Craig, may I use the phone? No.

Taglines Michael Keaton...in an unexpected film...about thirty remarkable days in the life of an ordinary man.

Darryl Thank you. And thanks for my chip. And thanks for not smoking.

Darryl What is it with you guys and food?

Richard Addicts are compulsive.