Cliff Cash Half Way There

Look Cliff Cash doesnt want to alarm anybody but as a North Carolina native with a mom who speaks in tongues a dad who worked on pit crews in Nascars dirttrack days and a lesbian big sister hes starting to think TV might not be making Southerners look goodless Southern Charm more Southern Harm Truly whens the last time you saw a southerner with a multisyllabic vocabulary and explicable storyline recounting a recent hurricane on the news Then again what GodandDaleEarnhardtfearing Christian doesnt go a little crazy when the socialisms and the Nobamas are coming to take your daddys junkdrawer 38 and your grandpappys hunting rifle cause theyre gonna melt em down to make rings for abortion doctors gay Sharia weddings