Unexpected Reunion and Mission Update
Krokov: [turns on the lamp]
Hello, Natalia. Welcome home.
Natalia:
Sergei. I didn't expect you.
Krokov:
I'm sure you didn't, my dear. Nor did I expect you to travel to Istanbul to meet our American friend.
Natalia:
As I was going to tell you about. The meeting was supposed to be a civilian operation, eh? They sent a *top* agent. He was good.
Natalia:
Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
Krokov:
And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how... tough... and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
Natalia:
He called himself Condorman.
Krokov:
Condorman? Quaint. But he is good. The way he handled those tree turks was impressive. But, you were stupid to be seen by a Chinese agent. And I cannot afford costly mistakes. Oh, my dear Natalia, that is why I have changed my mind about talking you with me to Monte Carlo. You need to be... re-educated, on the, teachings, of our masters.
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The Complexity of Love and Deception
Woody Wilkins:
Rupel for your thoughts...
Natalia: [puts her arm around Woody]
When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again... a man of deception. But now I know there is deception, and deception...
Woody Wilkins:
I don't understand...
Natalia: [smiles]
But I do. When I go to America, and reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom...
Woody Wilkins: [interrupts]
You may have missed the prom...
Natalia:
...I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say... come over and be *diplomatic* with me.
Woody Wilkins:
I'll bring the dip, if you bring the dostoevsky.
Woody Wilkins:
That's a yes.
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Identity Revelation in Condorman Scene
Natalia: [Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent]
Harry, who are you?
Harry Oslo:
Huh?
Natalia: [holds up one of Woody's comic books]
Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
Harry Oslo: [looking resigned]
How'd ya find out?
Natalia: [indicating the gaggle of children around her]
The children here read comic books, too.
Harry Oslo: [sighs]
Let's take a walk.
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A Moment of Uncertainty and Decision
Woody Wilkins: [sitting up in the snow after falling from a cable broken by the KGB]
I think they're gone! We can move now!
Harry Oslo:
I... may... never... move... again.
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Ordering Food at a Restaurant
Turkish waiter:
Your order, sir?
Woody Wilkins: [indicates Natlia's drink]
I'll have one of those.
Turkish waiter:
One Istanbul Express.
Woody Wilkins:
Yes. A double.
Turkish waiter: [surprised]
A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
Woody Wilkins:
Okay. Make it a triple.
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Critique of Artistic Skills and Identity
Harry Oslo:
Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.
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Encouragement to Take Flight
Harry Oslo: [as Condorman drops into the Seine]
Flap, Woody! Flap!
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Krokov's Disdain for Condorman's Identity
Krokov:
Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!
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A Hair-Trigger Reaction
Woody Wilkins: [after accidentally firing his machine-gun walking stick]
That's a hair-trigger!
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Condorman's View on the Western World
Woody Wilkins: [takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]
Condorman - vulture of the Western world.
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A Hero's Call to Action
Woody Wilkins: [pauses to put on goggles; in a deeper voice]
Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who? Who... this is a job - for CONDORMAN!
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