11 quotes
Encouragement to Take Flight
Harry Oslo
Flap, Woody! Flap!
[as Condorman drops into the Seine]
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A Hair-Trigger Reaction
Woody Wilkins
That's a hair-trigger!
[after accidentally firing his machine-gun walking stick]
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A Hero's Call to Action
Woody Wilkins
Who can save Princess Juliet - held captive by the evil Count Lorca? Who can save the city? Who? Who... this is a job - for CONDORMAN!
[pauses to put on goggles; in a deeper voice]
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A Moment of Uncertainty and Decision
Woody Wilkins
I think they're gone! We can move now!
[sitting up in the snow after falling from a cable broken by the KGB]
Harry Oslo
I... may... never... move... again.
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Identity Revelation in Condorman Scene
Natalia
Harry, who are you?
[Natalia has just discovered that Woody is not a real agent]
Harry Oslo
Huh?
Natalia
Woody is Condorman, I am Laser Lady! Who are you?
[holds up one of Woody's comic books]
Harry Oslo
How'd ya find out?
[looking resigned]
Natalia
The children here read comic books, too.
[indicating the gaggle of children around her]
Harry Oslo
Let's take a walk.
[sighs]
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Ordering Food at a Restaurant
Turkish waiter
Your order, sir?
Woody Wilkins
I'll have one of those.
[indicates Natlia's drink]
Turkish waiter
One Istanbul Express.
Woody Wilkins
Yes. A double.
Turkish waiter
A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
[surprised]
Woody Wilkins
Okay. Make it a triple.
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Condorman's View on the Western World
Woody Wilkins
Condorman - vulture of the Western world.
[takes drink, looks surprised, spews jet of flame]
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The Complexity of Love and Deception
Woody Wilkins
Rupel for your thoughts...
Natalia
When I parted from Krokov, I promised myself I would never love again... a man of deception. But now I know there is deception, and deception...
[puts her arm around Woody]
Woody Wilkins
I don't understand...
Natalia
But I do. When I go to America, and reading the Sunday funnies, and eating my Big Mac, and planning for the senior prom...
[smiles]
Woody Wilkins
You may have missed the prom...
[interrupts]
Natalia
...I would like it very much, if I could pick up my American telephone, call my friend Woody, and say... come over and be *diplomatic* with me.
Woody Wilkins
I'll bring the dip, if you bring the dostoevsky.
Woody Wilkins
That's a yes.
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Critique of Artistic Skills and Identity
Harry Oslo
Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.
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Unexpected Reunion and Mission Update
Krokov
Hello, Natalia. Welcome home.
[turns on the lamp]
Natalia
Sergei. I didn't expect you.
Krokov
I'm sure you didn't, my dear. Nor did I expect you to travel to Istanbul to meet our American friend.
Natalia
As I was going to tell you about. The meeting was supposed to be a civilian operation, eh? They sent a *top* agent. He was good.
Natalia
Very smooth. And very tough. Almost as tough as you, Sergei.
Krokov
And his name? Surely, when you were finding out how... tough... and how smooth he was, you found out his name?
Natalia
He called himself Condorman.
Krokov
Condorman? Quaint. But he is good. The way he handled those tree turks was impressive. But, you were stupid to be seen by a Chinese agent. And I cannot afford costly mistakes. Oh, my dear Natalia, that is why I have changed my mind about talking you with me to Monte Carlo. You need to be... re-educated, on the, teachings, of our masters.
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Krokov's Disdain for Condorman's Identity
Krokov
Have you seen this report on this Condorman? Or this man Wilkins? He is an AMATEUR, do you hear? He is NOT an agent of the CIA! He is a WRITER OF COMIC BOOKS!
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