Gratitude from a Hitchhiker
The Hitchhiker:
Thanks for the ride, lady! Thanks for the ride!
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A Grateful Hitchhiker's Encounter
The Hitchhiker:
How ya doin', lady? Thanks. Thanks for the ride.
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Rejecting hardship for Hollywood dreams
Sam Whitemoon:
No more of this baloney, man! No more eating dust for a living! There ain't no dust in Hollywood, man! And there ain't no damn tribe of tomming wimpy red men, neither!
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The Creep's Warning to Young Audience
The Creepshow Creep:
There's a lesson for you, kiddies. Never pick up hitchhikers... on the hood of your car! Well, it's time for this boogeyman to boogie! I'll be slaying ya, boors and ghouls! Til next issue, try to stay scared, eh? Oh... I almost forgot about young Billy. I think he's coming this way... with his friends.
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A Last Morbid Masterpiece Awaits
The Creepshow Creep:
Young Billy knows his way around town. They won't catch him in a hurry. I think we've got time for one more quickie concoction, a last morbid masterpiece which I call "The Hitchhiker".
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A Slick Comment from the Creepshow Creep
The Creepshow Creep:
Well, swimmers, that was um... slick, eh?
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A Preview of "The Raft" Story
The Creepshow Creep:
Still here, kiddies? Well, if "Old Chief Woodenhead" didn't drive you away, you might enjoy this next splintering tale whittled from the same wormwood. It's a splashy little ditty about some people who are left stranded without a paddle on a sea of blood. This bubbly bonbon is titled "The Raft".
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A Price for Young Sam Whitemoon
The Creepshow Creep:
Well, kiddies, that was quite a price for young Sam Whitemoon to pay... toupée, eh?
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Welcome to Creepshow's Frightful Delights
The Creepshow Creep:
Welcome, kiddies, to another edition of Creepshow. It's amazing that you boors and ghouls keep coming back for more. You must be gluttons for punishment, eh? Well... I guess you bloodsuckers enjoy being repulsed, eh? You're loyal to the gore. Well, that's good. We don't want to be dead wood in our fraternity of fright fest. That just happens to be the subject of our first norsky novella, a nasty little bonecracker titled "Old Chief Woodenhead".
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Impatience and Urgency in Billy's Actions
The Creepshow Creep:
I've never seen anyone so impatient, Billy... as if your life depended on getting the first copy of the presses.
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