Weather Forecast and Personal Struggles Unfold
Meteorologist on TV:
And in today's weather... well, not much for the outdoor types, but you farmers are going to love this. The current 30-day forecast released by the U.S. meteorological station in Portland calls for moderating temperatures and lots of rain. Castle County is going to turn green so fast in the next month that it's going to be almost miraculous.
Jordy Verrill's Banker:
$200 for a broken meteor?!! You must be joking, Mr. Verrill! I wouldn't even give you two cents!!
Jordy Verrill's Doctor:
I'm sorry, Mr. Verrill, but… those fingers have got to come off. This is going to be extremely painful, Mr. Verrill!
Mrs. Danvers:
Shall I glaze the ham now, ma'am?
Jordy Verrill's Father:
You ain't gonna get in that tub, are ya? It's the water that it wants! Don't ya know that? You get in that water, Jordy, and you might as well sign your death warrant!
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Vow to Eradicate Infestation
Upson Pratt:
Bastards! Damn bugs. I'll get them bugs! I own this damn building. There's not going to be any more damn bugs! Heads are going to roll. I promise you that! Oh, yes!
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The Impact of Meteor Filth
Jordy Verrill:
Meteor filth!!
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Jordy Verrill's Regretful Realization
Jordy Verrill:
Oh, Jordy Verrill, you've done it now… you lunkhead!!
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Curiosity About Value of an Unusual Item
Jordy Verrill:
I wonder how much they'd pay for it up to college?
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Jordy Verrill's Realization About the Meteor
Jordy Verrill:
That's a meteor! I'd be deep in mud if that ain't a meteor!
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Celebrating Father's Day from Beyond the Grave
Nathan Grantham's corpse:
It's Father's Day, and I got my cake. Happy Father's Day!!
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Desire for Cake in Creepshow
Nathan Grantham's corpse:
I WANT MY CAKE!
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Desire for Cake in Creepshow
Nathan Grantham's corpse:
Where's my cake? I want it! It's mine!
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A Corpse's Demand for Cake on Father's Day
Nathan Grantham's corpse:
Where's my cake, Bedelia? I want my cake!! It's Father's Day, Bedelia! I want my cake!
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Desire for Father's Day Cake
Nathan Grantham:
Bedelia! I want my cake! BEDELIA!!! Where's my Father's Day cake?!
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Confrontation and Betrayal in Creepshow
Nathan Grantham:
Bedelia! YOU BITCH!! What do you think I got you here for?! You're just like all the others! You're nothing but a bunch of vultures!
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A Father's Plea for Care
Nathan Grantham:
Bedelia! I'm your father, and you're supposed to be taking care of me!!
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Demand for Father's Day Cake
Nathan Grantham:
Bedelia! It's Father's Day! Where's my cake? You promised me my cake!!
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Demand for Father's Day Cake
Nathan Grantham:
Where's my cake, Bedelia? Where's my Father's Day cake? I want my cake, you dirty bitch! I'm going to have it!
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Desire for Cake Expressed by Nathan Grantham
Nathan Grantham:
Where's my cake? I want my cake!
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Greed and Betrayal Among the Living
Nathan Grantham:
You're all a bunch of dirty vultures just waiting to get your hands on my money!
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Bugs and Final Words of Caution
They're Creeping Up on You!:
So that's where the bugs went! Looks like old Mr. Pratt was right after all, eh, kiddies? Those little suckers can hide anywhere, heh-heh! Well, that's our last yell-yarn for this time, and until we get together for another foul feast, I'll leave you with these famous words from the classic film "Casablechha"... as ole Boogey said to Ingrid Barrghman, "Here's looking at you, kiddies..." heh-heh-heh...
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Moonlighting with Hidden Challenges
They're Creeping Up on You!:
Heh-heh! Well, kiddies, it seems you've caught me moonlighting! Let me tell you, this job is enough to drive ya bugs! The li'l suckers hide everywhere! Take it from me, kiddies, you've gotta stay alert, because...
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A Dark Twist on Gratitude
The Crate:
Heh-heh! Well, I guess Wilma got what was coming to her, eh, kiddies? But, such manners! Not so much as a thank you... the only word to describe Wilma now is... are you ready, kiddies... incrate!! Heh-heh!
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Feeling Edgy and Boxed In
The Crate:
Heh-heh! Welcome, kiddies! I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a bit edgy! Maybe I'm still feeling the effects of our last story... or maybe it's just because I haven't been out in a long time! That's it! I've got that boxed-in feeling, heh-heh! Which reminds me of another tale in my lurid lexicon! A little fear fable called...
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Over his head, crazy laughter ensues
Something to Tide You Over:
Heh-heh! Looks like Richard got himself in over his head, eh, kiddies? No? Well, it'll be over his head soon enough, heh-heh! And listen to him laugh! It's enough to drive you crazy! Of course, I've been crazy for years, so it doesn't really bother me... Ready for some more putrid prose, kiddies? Hee-hee...
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Tide's Coming In: A New Tale Begins
Something to Tide You Over:
Heh-heh! Hello again, kiddies! My last story was so grueling, I thought I'd take a vacation... a little trip to the seashore! Of course, this reminds me of yet another awful anecdote... but the tide's coming in so I'd better get started! I call this one...
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Jordy Verrill's Luck and Its Consequences
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill:
Hear that, kiddies? Rain tonight, heh-heh! I guess that old Verrill luck is in again, eh? You can decide for yourself if Jordy finally had a bit of good luck when he managed to pull that trigger! But don't think too long, kiddies... our next yell yarn awaits...
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A Shift to Lighter Tales
The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill:
Heh-heh! Hello again, kiddies... my last story was so grim it even frightened me! So I decided to head for the hills... you know, the other side of the mountain whereas the grass is always greener... heh-heh... which brings to mind another tale...
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Twists and Turns of a Terrifying Tale
Father's Day:
Now that's what I call a twist ending, eh, kiddies? Nate did all the twisting and Sylvia ended... poor old girl just lost her head and went all to pieces... but the worst part came when old Nate blew out Cass and Richard's candles... heh-heh... poof!! But why hang around here while my next terror tale awaits?
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Welcome to Creepshow's First Issue
Father's Day:
Heh-heh!! Greetings, kiddies, and welcome to the first issue of Creepshow, the magazine that dares to answer the question, "Who goes there?
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