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Unexpected Revelations and Humor in Deadpool
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
You ever see ]? Spoiler alert. Oh, my God. Nasty.] Oh, there's the money shot, baby. "]".
[[w:127 Hours|127 Hours; Saws his hand off to escape from being handcuffed to Colossus; '''Negasonic Teenage Warhead:''' [notices Wade cutting his arm off; disgusted; blood splats on Colossus' face; Colossus gags in disgust; looks at camera; [w:Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret|Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret; He finally finishes cutting off his hand, and jumps off into an oncoming dump truck below, leaving his severed hand on the handcuff, giving the middle finger to Colossus.]
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Defiance Against Traditional Heroism
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Listen! The day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, ]-looking motherfucker, on THAT DAY... I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request! Till then, I'mma do what I came here to do. Either that, or slap the bitch outta you!
[to Colossus; [Heaven's Gate (religious group)|Heaven's Gate]
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Unexpected Ingredients in a Dish
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
This shit's gonna have nuts in it!
[before a montage where he asks Ajax's hench-people where he is, and kills them when they don't answer]
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Facing Imminent Danger with Dark Humor
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
You're about to be killed... by a ]!
[[w:Ice_resurfacer|Zamboni]
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Clowns and Perceptions in Deadpool's World
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
You're clowning... you're not clowning? I sense clowns.
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Breaking the Fourth Wall Again
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
A ] inside a fourth wall break. That's, like, sixteen walls!
[[w:Meta-reference|fourth wall break]
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Cautionary Advice from Deadpool
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
I've never said this, but don't swallow.
[puts a red-hot car cigarette lighter onto henchman's forehead, then shoves it into the henchman's mouth]
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Acknowledging Unintended Consequences in Storytelling
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
And we all know how this turned out. Whoops! Heh, you weren't meant to see that! There. All caught up.
[when entering a taxi cab; scene fast-forwards VHS-like past the fighting scene, up to Wade Wilson on a bed, masturbating with a toy unicorn in his free hand; scene fast-forwards all the way to where the ''actual'' movie left off with Deadpool lying in a pile of garbage in a truck]
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Facing Cancer with Humor and Honesty
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Listen, we both know that cancer is a shitshow. Like a "] opening for the ] at the ]" shitshow. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the Ghost of Christmas Me.
[to Vanessa; [w:Yakov Smirnoff|Yakov Smirnoff; [w:Spin Doctors|Spin Doctors; [w:Iowa State Fair|Iowa State Fair]
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Search for Francis in Pain
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
I'm looking for- Francis! Have you seen this man? Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
[while fighting Francis' goons on the highway; snaps one's neck; in the front seat, he holds the crayon drawing from earlier; his head is grabbed and bashed against the radio, changing the stations]
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Concerns Over Leaving the Stove On
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Ssssshit. Did I leave the stove on?
[in the middle of a fight]
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Duality of Deadpool's Character
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Bad Deadpool. 7. Good Deadpool.
[Tries to shoot a motorcycle-riding goon, and fails; casually; shoots a wounded goon dead]
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A Mercenary's Perspective on Morality
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
I’m just a bad guy paid to fuck up worse guys.
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Self-Indulgence in the Spotlight
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Ahhhhhhhhh. I'm touching myself tonight.
[after a gunfight where he kills a bunch of henchmen with just 12 bullets, he brings the barrels to his nose and inhales the smell of gunpowder]
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Embracing the culinary adventure ahead
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas!
[before the final battle with Ajax]
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A Unique Perspective on Holiday Cheer
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Not often a dude ruins your face, skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama, and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say… it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
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A Reflection on Parenting and Nightmares
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. ] At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
[[Taken (film)|I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies.]
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The Purpose of the Red Suit
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed. This guy's got the right idea! He wore the brown pants.
[Points to a henchman]
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Deadpool demands information under threat.
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
TELL ME WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOSS IS, OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE! IN FIVE MINUTES!
[we see how slowly the Zamboni is moving; he's actually about half the rink away from his victim]
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Dinosaurs and the Fear of Change
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
All the dinosaurs feared the ]!
[[w:Tyrannosaurus rex|T-Rex; after breaking both of his wrists trying to punch Colossus, causing his hands to flop around and resemble T-Rex arms]
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Confusion Over Sexism and Violence
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real blurry!
[to a henchwoman; cocks his pistol]
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Counting to Six in Deadpool
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Someone's not counting. Six.
[to a thug who has run out of ammo; shoots him]
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Deadpool's Humorous Self-Reflection on Fame
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
] by ], he notices the camera] What–oh! Oh hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "]." And let me tell you, ]. Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and–oh! Bad guys to kill!
[while singing along to [[w:Shoop (song)|Shoop; [w:Salt-N-Pepa|Salt-N-Pepa; [w:Wolverine (comics)|Polverine; In an Australian accent; [w:Hugh Jackman|he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under; normally]
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Finding Francis: A Unique Perspective
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Now, if I were a 200 pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I hide?
[after successfully killing a henchman and puts his katanas away]
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Hashtag Driveby in Deadpool
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Hashtag, "#driveby.
[Walks by Blind Al and farts]
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Commitment to Maximum Effort
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Maximum effort!
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A Love Story with Unconventional Beginnings
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
You're probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab!" Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is: a love story. And to tell it right, I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex…
[after skewering and lifting a henchman with his katanas]
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Countdown with Expletives
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
10! Shit! 9! Fuck! 8! Shit-fuck!
[losing bullets]
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Casual Greeting from Deadpool
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
Hey, hey! ].
[to Vanessa, who is grabbing the testicles of a man who made a pass at her; [The Lion King|Hakuna his tatas]
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Demanding Answers from Francis
Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool
I'm not gonna ask twice; where is Francis? He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
[to one of Francis' goons; cut to Wade stabbing his knife through the picture on the corkboard; pulls of mask]
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