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Defendor Quotes

"An unexpected hero will rise."

R 2010 · 1h 41m
64
Audience
64
Audience
16 quotes
Confrontation of Identities and Fears
Dooney Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
Defendor Your worst nightmare.
Questioning a Superhero's Resilience
Kat Debrofkowitz You keep getting shit-kicked. You gotta not do that. What kind of superhero gets beat up all the time?
Reality Check on Fantasies and Responsibilities
Arthur Well, you spend all of my money on drugs.
Kat Yeah, and...?
Arthur Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane.
Kat Well guess what? I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not fucking Superman. So go jack off on some other fantasy, all right?
The Double Standard of Law Enforcement
Defendor/Arthur Poppington When you break the law, you're a punk. When you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge. I don't strike officers. Punks? Different story.
Ordinary People Can Be Extraordinary Heroes
Paul Carter Do you remember when you saved Jack's life? I'll never forget what you did that day. You were just a regular guy doing something remarkable. You don't need a costume. Ordinary people, they do extraordinary things all the time. You're always going to be that hero, Arthur, just by being yourself.
Meeting on the Moon
Arthur Moon…
Kat What are you saying?
Arthur I'll see you… on the moon.
Superhero Delusions and Misunderstandings
Paul God, he thinks he's a superhero! That's why he's all beat up like that. He-he dresses up in tights and calls himself Defendor, with a big "D" on his chest and a cape!
Arthur No. Capes are for flying. I don't… I don't fly.
Unexpected Actions in a Tense Moment
Kat I shot him, Arthur! I shot Dooney in the balls.
Arthur Good girl.
An Unexpected Hero Emerges
Taglines An unexpected hero will rise.
The Importance of Seeking Help
Kat I don't need anybody's help.
Arthur Everybody needs help. Even superheroes.
[in Defendor voice]
Perceptions of Identity and Fear
Arthur Why do you smoke that stuff?
Kat Why do you dress up like a superhero?
Arthur Mmm… cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor I'm not Arthur anymore. I'm a million times better than Arthur.
Kat Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me either. It's the same.
Value of Comics and Personal Boundaries
Kat Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.
Arthur You shouldn't take other people's stuff.
Kat Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your cock now?
Defendor Prepares for Action Against Termites
Defendor/Arthur Poppington Look out, termites. It's squishing time.
Questioning Morality in Difficult Situations
Arthur Doctor, when I put Kat's dad into the garbage, was that wrong?
Dr. Park There are probably better ways to deal with people like that.
Arthur So it was wrong?
Dr. Park I'm not sure, Arthur.
Empowerment Through Resistance
Taglines Fight back.
Self-Written Dialogue Sparks Conflict
Dooney Who writes your dialogue? Superman?
Defendor No. I write it myself.
Dooney You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.
Defendor No. You need a ghost writer. Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.