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A Casual Conversation About Future Parenting
Frank
On the off-chance that we are making a baby, do you want a boy or a girl?
Lindsay
You're asking me this now?
Frank
I'm killing time.
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Unexpected Connections at a Wedding
Frank
And how do you know the esteemed Keith?
Lindsay
I was engaged to him six years ago.
Frank
Oh, my God, you're Lindsay.
Lindsay
Why, how do you know him?
Frank
He and I have the same mother.
Lindsay
Holy shit, you're Frank? Oh, you're even worse than he said.
Frank
You too.
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Cynicism vs. Hope in Romantic Life
Lindsay
Don't you want to secretly have a romantic life that confirms your hopes instead of your cynicism?
Frank
No.
Lindsay
Don't you want to believe that things like this actually do happen?
Frank
Nope. I'm fond of my cynicism. It's very comfortable.
Lindsay
Like a warm blanket of your own shit.
Frank
Yes. Yes. I'm very comfortable and warm in my fucking warm blanket of fucking shit.
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The Meaning of Leaving
Lindsay
Howard left your mother?
Frank
Left" is not a strong enough word. Fled.
Lindsay
For an older woman?
Frank
He would have left for an otter. Anyway, leaving is leaving.
Lindsay
No, no. Leaving for a younger woman is awful, it's horrible. But leaving for an older woman is perverse.
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A Conversation on Weight and Perception
Frank
You have a high, specific gravity.
[Buckling from the weight of carrying Lindsay]
Lindsay
Yeah, dense bones.
Frank
Really deceptive avoirdupois.
Lindsay
This is the slowest I've ever been carried.
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Casual Conversation About Pajamas and Intimacy
Lindsay
You know, I'm not wearing anything under my pajamas.
Frank
Why would you? They're so alluring.
Lindsay
I didn't think I was gonna be intimate this weekend. Or any weekend.
Frank
Superman couldn't see through those pajamas. So you tried. People have jousted in lighter clothing.
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Belief in Love's Existence Questioned
Lindsay
But don't you believe there's someone for everyone?
Frank
Close. I believe that there's nobody for anyone.
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A Chance Encounter Reflecting on Timing
Lindsay
Why didn't we meet seven years ago, Frank?
Frank
Just lucky, I guess.
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