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Curiosity About Real Estate in Bottleneck
Frenchy
I still serve the best coffee in Bottleneck.
Slade
What did Keogh have on his mind?
Frenchy
Oh, he was just getting a little curious about that real-estate business.
Slade
I think I'll have to buy an option on his curiosity.
[Two shots are heard from upstairs]
Frenchy
I think you'll have to buy yourself a whole new sheriff - if you can find one.
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First Impressions and Survival in Destry Rides Again
Wash
Everybody's laughin at ya. Tom, you made an impression on this town that's got to be eradicated right now.
Destry
Oh now, Wash, don't you think them first impressions are darn fool things to jump at, though?
Wash
Around here, you gotta jump first or you don't live long.
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Sinful West Ignites in Action
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They make the fighting sinful west blaze into action before your eyes!
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Understanding Through Unusual Hobbies
Kent
Mr. Destry, before we start drinking, I think you and me oughta come to an understanding.
Destry
Well, I'm all for folks understandin each other. That's a mighty fine idea, Mr. Kent.
Kent
I'm glad you agree with me. So I'll start by telling you that I have a very peculiar hobby.
Destry
So have I. Mine's carvin napkin rings. What's yours?
Kent
Mine's collectin deputy sheriff's guns. Whenever I meet a new deputy, I always ask him for his gun. And I ask em real nice.
[The saloon empties out]
Destry
Well, I'm sorry Mr. Kent, I'm afraid this here's one gun your collection's gonna be minus.
Kent
You mean I'm gonna have to take it?
Destry
If you can. Now hold on, hold on. Don't get excited here. I was just tryin to tell ya that I ain't got any guns. You see, if I would have had a gun there, why, one of us might have got hurt - and it might have been me. I wouldn't like that, would I?
[Kent laughs]
Bugs
Tweet, tweet. I'm a canary. Where's my cage?
Gyp
It's gettin sunny. Where's my parasol?
Kent
Folks - seems like we got a deputy that knows what's good for him. If he don't carry a gun, he can't get into any trouble. And if anybody comes to you, you come to Uncle.
Destry
I'll remember that, Mr. Kent.
Kent
What'll you have, deputy?
[They turn and face the bar]
Loupgerou
Milk?
Destry
Yeah, I think I will.
Frenchy
I can see now how you cleaned up Tombstone. You can start right here - and don't forget the corners.
[hands Destry a broom and a wooden bucket full of water]
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Confrontation Over Authority and Consequences
Destry
I've seen hundreds like you all the way from Jacksonville to Sacramento. And you all think easy pickin's will last forever.
Frenchy
You'd better mind your own business or you're heading for trouble.
Destry
Trouble is my business.
Frenchy
Well, you'll have plenty from me. I do as I like in this town - understand? And anyone who gets in my way is taken care of.
Destry
Like they took care of Keogh?
Frenchy
Yes, just like that.
Destry
That's what I thought.
Frenchy
What do you think you're going to do?
Destry
Don't get scared.
Frenchy
I'm not scared of anything, and you keep your mouth shut and get out of town before it's too late for you.
Destry
Oh now come on, I don't think you're half as bad as you make out to be.
Frenchy
Never mind what I am.
Destry
I'll bet you've got kind of a lovely face under all that paint, huh? Why don't you wipe it off someday and have a good look - and figure out how you can live up to it.
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Confrontation Over Love and Money
Lily Belle
Hey you, give me those pants. And from now on, you leave my husband alone!
[She grabs them from Frenchy]
Frenchy
I don't want your husband, Mrs. Callahan. All I want is his money - and his pants.
Lily Belle
And how did you get em? By makin eyes at him while you cheat? You gilded-lily you!
Frenchy
But Mrs. Callahan, you know that he would rather be cheated by me than married to you.
Lily Belle
What did you say?
Frenchy
You heard me.
Lily Belle
That's what I thought you said.
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Unmatched Cast for a Unique Frontier Drama
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THE GREATEST CAST EVER CORRALLED for a frontier drama like you've NEVER seen in all your born days!
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Patience Leads to Greater Enjoyment
Frenchy
The longer they wait, the better they like it.
[about the saloon customers]
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A Farewell Before Leaving Bottleneck
Frenchy
I wanted to see you before I left...I'm just tired of Bottleneck - the whole crowd and everything I've been doing. So I'm going back to New Orleans.
Destry
Well, the folks are all gonna miss you around here. All except a few wives, I suppose.
Frenchy
What about you?
Destry
Me too.
Frenchy
It's wonderful this time of year. You'd like it there. How about it? No Tom, you can't go out there! They know all about the federal judge! They'll kill you if you go down the stairs! Stay here, Tom!
[Three gun shots ring out]
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Stick to Your Own Trade
Tom Destry, Jr.
Nobody's gonna set themselves up above the law around here. You understand? I've got somethin to say to you. I think maybe I can illustrate it a little better if I told you a story. I used to have a friend that was an Opry singer. But he went into the cement business. And one day, he fell into the cement. And now he's the cornerstone of the post office in St. Louis, Missouri. He should have stuck to his own trade. You'd better stick to yours.
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Consequences of Conflict and Stubbornness
Wash
Look at this post. Soaked through and through with the blood of Saw-tooth Magee. Yeah, he objected to a petticoat a neighbor's wife was wearing and they fit to a draw. Both buried in the same grave.
Destry
It's all due to the petticoat.
Wash
No, Saw-tooth and the neighbor and four innocent bystanders. You gotta listen to reason or get out of town.
Destry
Aw, I think I'll stick around. You know, I had a friend once who used to collect postage stamps. He always said the one good thing about a postage stamp - it always sticks to one thing til it gets there, you know. I'm sort of like that too.
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Planning for the Next Steps Ahead
Kent
Nice work, honey.
Frenchy
Practice makes perfect.
Kent
Well that does it. This gives us a solid strip of land right across the valley.
Frenchy
And what do we do now?
Cowboy
Nothin', until those cattlemen try to drive their herds through without payin'.
Bugs
How many steers will come through?
Kent
Last year, there were 350,000. Now if we charge em twenty-five cents a head, that makes...$87,500.
Bugs
Now that's money.
Frenchy
We're rich!
Gyp
I'll get my gal's teeth plugged with diamonds and just set and watch her smile.
[Frenchy stuffs the signed-over deed to the land into her low-cut dress]
Kent
I'll take care of that.
[as he grabs the paper]
Frenchy
I'd rather have cash - in the bank.
[She takes some gold coins from the poker game and drops them down the front of her dress]
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A Deputy's Legacy in Tough Times
Dimsdale
I want a deputy like I was when Destry was my boss. Why we handled a much tougher and ornery crowd than I see present. Why when we started shootin', they ran out of town so fast, the breeze from their coat-tails set off a scythe of a windmill.
Frenchy
But Destry is dead.
Cowboy
That makes him the right man for the job.
2nd Cowboy
Saves us a lot of trouble.
Dimsdale
Is that so? Well, young Tom ain't dead and his father brought him up to be the toughest and fighting-est man that ever growed up in the West. He ain't got as big a name as his pa, but he cleaned up Tombstone. And I'm sendin for him to be my deputy. And when he gets here, Destry will ride again!
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A Conversation Between Friends in Adversity
Wash
Well Tom, they came.
[after having been shot in the back]
Destry
Now don't do any talkin now, just rest.
Wash
I'll talk if I wanna - for a little while, anyway.
Destry
All right, if you wanna talk.
Wash
I'll bet you knew a fellow once who did something like falling asleep when he oughta kept awake. Didn't ya, huh?
Destry
Yeah, I knew a fella that lived down around Wichita. He was a ...well you see, he tried to keep awake one night when he was gonna catch a stage over to a nearby town and he had a girl over there he was courtin'...
Wash
A man must be an awful fool to get shot in the back....
Destry
Wait a minute, you know, that's how they shot my father. They didn't dare face him either.
Wash
They didn't give us a chance, did they?
Destry
No.
Wash
Oh, I'm sleepy, plumb-tuckered out.
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Belief in Law and Order Without Guns
Wash
What in tarnation do you believe in?
Destry
Law and order.
Wash
Without guns?
Destry
Without em!
Wash
Well, if that don't beat all, let go. Oh Tom, the reason they made me sheriff here is because I was the town drunk. They wanted someone they could kick around, someone who wouldn't ask questions. But I was aimin to fool em, do things right, sendin for you. And now, you fooled me.
Destry
Well, you will fool em, Wash. We'll fool em together.
Wash
The only way to do that is fill em full of lead.
Destry
No, no, no, what for? You shoot it out with em and for some reason or other, I don't know why, they get to look like heroes. But you put em behind bars and they look little and cheap, the way they oughta look. And that serves as a warnin for the rest of em to keep away.
Wash
Oh that won't work here in Bottleneck. You go on home and I'll go back to bein the town drunk. That's all I'm good for.
Destry
Now you're not goin back to bein the town drunk and I'm gonna stay here and do this job I come for. My pa did it the old way and I'm gonna do it a new way. And if I don't prove to you that I'm right, I'll get out of town quick enough, don't worry. But first you got to give me a chance, Wash. You've got to give me a chance on this thing...Now come on, come on, swear me in, Sheriff.
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Choosing Between Liquor and Law Enforcement
Dimsdale
Then I'm off the liquor. A man has gotta choose between the bottle and the badge.
Bartender
Aw, he didn't say that, or did he?
Dimsdale
Shut up, you fools. But I'm tellin you, this town of Bottleneck has gotta respect law and order or I'll put everybody in jail.
Slade
The Sheriff's right. Now you can see why I chose such a strong-minded man.
Kent
We're all with ya, Sheriff. If you need any help, I'll be your deputy.
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Welcoming Strangers with Kindness
Tom Destry, Jr.
You sure have a knack of makin a stranger feel right at home, ma'am. Nice knowin ya.
[to Frenchy, as she throws bottles at him]
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