About
A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
Theatrical
May 24, 2005
Directors
David Gaz, Annelie Wilder
Cast
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Bronson Pinchot
Bergerac De La Houssey
T
Tippi Hedren
Eleanor Kelly
D
Darin Heames
Lulu
L
Leo Rossi
Augustine Garza
T
Timothy McNeil
Dr. Simon Lockbuster
R
Richard Moll
Detective Jackson
J
Joan Van Ark
The Hemingway Diamond
J
Joseph Ruskin
Quentin Leeds
J
John Churchill
Detective Grubbs
T
Tuesday Knight
Lil
V
Van Epperson
Arnie Crump
D
David Ripley
Mark
K
Khadijah Karriem
Pamela Riggs
A
Alan Charof
Jean