Impending Doom Announced for August 29
Taglines:
The End Is Coming, August 29
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Prepare for Laughter in Disaster Movie
Taglines:
Prepare to die... laughing.
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Summer Destruction Through Movies
Taglines:
Destroying the summer... one movie at a time.
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Nature's Unforgiving Power
Taglines:
Mother !@#?*% Nature.
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Destruction of Beloved Films Awaits
Taglines:
Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed.
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Al Gore's Prediction on Climate Change
Taglines:
Al Gore was right.
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Urgency in the Face of Danger
Taglines:
Better get off quick.
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Critique of Hollywood's Shallow Productions
Taglines:
Not another shallow Hollywood movie.
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Hancock Decides to Leave the Situation
Hancock:
Aw, hell, no. I'm outta here.
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A Conversation About Feet and Babies
Carrie Bradshaw:
That your feet?
Juney:
Yes. And this is my baby's foot.
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Iron Man Faces Unexpected Challenge
Iron Man:
I am Iron Man! (gets hit by a falling cow)
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Challenge of Strength and Courage
Calvin:
Is that the best you got, pussy?!
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Rehab Attitude: A Warning from Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse:
You don't want to mess with a girl straight outta rehab!
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The Power to Control a Bullet
Beautiful Assassin:
You can control the bullet to go wherever you want.
Paulie Bleeker: [singing; Calvin shoots him; the crowd gasps]
Juney, why don't you have...
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A Princess Discovers an Enchanting Location
Enchanted Princess: [gets hit by a taxi]
Where am I? What is this enchanting place?
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