Dragon Hunters (2008) - Quotes

English cast: [[w:Frank Welker|Frank Welker] ] as The World Gobbler

English cast: [[w:Dave Wittenberg|Dave Wittenberg] ] as Hector

English cast: [[w:Jess Harnell|Jess Harnell] ] as Gildas

English cast: [[w:Nick Jameson|Nick Jameson] ] as Lord Arnold

English cast: [[w:Rob Paulsen|Rob Paulsen] ] as Gwizdo, and Sir Lensflair

English cast: [[w:Forest Whitaker|Forest Whitaker] ] as Lian-Chu

Hungarian cast: [[w:László Tahi Tóth|László Tahi Tóth] ] as Gildas

Hungarian cast: [[w:Gábor Reviczky|Gábor Reviczky] ] as Lord Arnold

Hungarian cast: Lilla Hermann as Zoé

Hungarian cast: [[w:László Görög (actor)|László Görög] ] as Gwizdo

Hungarian cast: István Hajdu (Steve) as Lian-Chu

French cast: Jean-Marc Lentretien as Mamular

French cast: Jeremy Prevost as Hector

French cast: [[w:Amanda Lear|Amanda Lear] ] as Gildas

French cast: [[w:Philippe Nahon|Philippe Nahon] ] as Lord Arnold

French cast: Marie Drion as Zoé

French cast: [[w:Patrick Timsit|Patrick Timsit] ] as Gwizdo

French cast: [[w:Vincent Lindon|Vincent Lindon] ] as Lian-Chu

Zoé: [with reference to jaws] Were going to need a bigger island

Lian-Chu: What's the matter, Gwizdo? Are you mad?

Gwizdo: You think, that for once, you could take your job seriously? It's always the same old circus, Lian-Chu. All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery.

Lian-Chu: But I don't do it on purpose.

Gwizdo: [scoffing] Yeah, it's a blimey good thing too. Why, pray tell, do you think these hicks never pay?

Lian-Chu: Because they've got no money?

Gwizdo: [taking a deep breath] No! They rip us off because you're not credible!

Lian-Chu: What does credible mean?

Gwizdo: [He grabs Hector by the arm; Lian-Chu looks puzzled and shrugs; He absent-mindedly drops Hector; He demonstrates by stomping on the ground] I dunno, eh... We'll take Hector here, for example. Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur, well, he's credible. And that's why the hicks are scared of him, you get it? You don't get it. Hey, look. A dragon hunter who's credible makes the whole earth shake when he walks, right? Like, boom, boom, ba-boom, boom, boom, ba-boom, huh?

Hector: [laughing] Stupid.

Gwizdo: And if he has to, he smacks his debtors a couple of times. Bim! Bam! Fork over the money! You get the picture?

Lian-Chu: Hitting clients? That's being credible?

Gwizdo: [He picks up a bag Lian-Chu knitted] Another example. You think it's credible? A dragon hunter who likes to knit?!

Lian-Chu: But I tore a hole in my...

Gwizdo: YOU GOT MANDULAR BOOGERS ON THE BRAIN OR WHAT? YOU KNUCKLEHEAD, KNITTING'S SOMETHING OLD LADIES DO!

Lian-Chu: It was my mother who taught me.

Gwizdo: D'ahh! What are you doing here?

Gwizdo: What's this circus all about?!

Gwizdo: Wait a sec. What do you girls want? To make me feel guilty? Is that it?

Gwizdo: Scaredy pants? Yeah, and so what?! Do you think I look like the hero in this fairy tale??

Gwizdo: ... He won't listen to me!

Gwizdo: It's all Zoe's fault!!

Gwizdo: SHUT UP! I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE SMALL AND POOR!

Gwizdo: [He realizes that animals, except possibly Hector, don't talk; He realizes he's been hallucinating] EXACTLY! UGLY, AND MEAN! NOW GET OUTTA HERE! SCRAM! JUST SCRAM, BATS! I DON'T BELIEVE IN HEROISM, AND HAPPILY EVER AFTERS, AND ANIMALS THAT TALK!! Animals... that talk...?