Due Date Quotes

Peter Highman I just had the strangest dream. It's Friday. We're at the hospital. But it's not a hospital, it's a, a, a forest of sorts. And I know that because right next to you there's a bear. A grizzly, cooling his feet in a stream. And all of a sudden, you begin to deliver, and I can't get to you. But the bear can. And the next thing I know, he is holding our beautiful baby boy. And here's where it gets odd. Uh, he chews the cord. But, strangely, I'm okay with it. That's gotta be a good sign.

Ethan Tremblay Give me a scene.

Peter Highman Okay, I'm Julia Roberts. We are engaged to be married. You have terminal cancer. Break the news to me.

Ethan Tremblay Julia Roberts, as you know, we are engaged to be married. I have terminal cancer.

Peter Highman Awful, just awful. I didn't buy into that one bit.

Ethan Tremblay I thought that was really good.