31 quotes
Questioning Traditional Hunting Practices
Dug
You know we always hunt rabbits? Couldn't we try hunting something, you know, bigger?
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Embracing Hope in Uncertain Situations
Goona
You know, we may stand a chance. A small chance. But a chance.
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Belief in Tradition Amidst Change
Chief Bobnar
Dug, it's time to give up this football lark for their sake. They're just not capable of it.
Dug
Don't you miss the valley, Chief?
Chief Bobnar
The valley's gone now. And we're better off here in the Badlands than slaving down some mine. I mean, there's the odd giant duck around, but at least we're still together. We're still a tribe.
Dug
But our ancestors played football. We know they did. I still believe we can do this.
Chief Bobnar
With what? You haven't even got a ball to play with! (walks away) It's over.
Dug
No. There is still time. (to Hognob) C'mon, Hognob.
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A Misunderstanding About Bronze and the Stone Age
Goona
Hey! Don't touch the bronze.
Dug
What?
Goona
The bronze! Where have you been, the Stone Age?
Dug
Uh...
Goona
What?
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A Millennia-Long Adventure Awaits
Taglines
An adventure o1 million years in the making.
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Embracing Simplicity in Tribal Identity
Chief Bobnar
At the end of the day, we're just a rabbit-hunting tribe.
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Questioning the importance of football for recovery
Chief Bobnar
Football? What's football and how is it going to get our valley back?
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A Challenge Issued Amidst Miscommunication
Dug
We challenge the champions!
Lord Nooth
What did you say?
Dino
He said "We chall--" (interrupted by Lord Nooth)
Lord Nooth
Yeah, I heard what he said.
Dug
If we win, we keep our valley! You leave my tribe in peace!
Lord Nooth
You think you can beat us at football? (after Dug nods, he laughs and the crowd joins in laughter) A match between the Bronze and the brutes? What an idea!
Dino
Sacrilege, o premier leader.
Lord Nooth
Yes, quite.
Dino
The masses would flock to see such a vulgar spectacle. Pah!
Lord Nooth
Hmm... (looks over the Schnookels) Really? For the valley, you say?
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A plea for peace and preservation
Dug
If we win, we keep our valley. You leave my tribe in peace.
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Transition from Stone Age to Bronze Age
Lord Nooth
The Age of Stone is over, Dino. Long live the Age of Bronze.
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Concerns About Paintings Affect Game Decision
Chief Bobnar
Gonna start without us, Dug?
Dug
Chief, we can't play this game.
Chief Bobnar
What, because of a few paintings?
Dug
(gasps) So you know about those terrible pictures?
Chief Bobnar
They are terrible. I can draw better than that. But that's all they are: pictures. It's this lot that counts. You were right, Dug. I thought we were just rabbit hunters. Well, not anymore. You've shown me that. Who's playing with Dug for the valley?
Asbo
Champion!
Barry
It's what Mr. Rock would've wanted.
Dug
We challenge the champions! (he stabs the field with a trident near Jurgend's feet.)
Lord Nooth
Your funeral, cavemen.
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Early Man - Taglines
Taglines
From The award winning tribe behind Chicken Run and Wallace And Gromit.
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Challenging the Champions
Dug
(repeated line) We challenge the champions!
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Rallying Cry for Adventure and Conflict
Chief Bobnar
To The Badlands!
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Dug and Hognob: History's First Best Friends
Taglines
Meet Dug and Hognob. History's first besties.
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Cavemen's Football Legacy: A Tale of Loss
Dug
(looks around the mine) Wha... Wha...? More cave paintings.
Lord Nooth
Yes. Only these ones tell the whole story. You see, your ancestors did not just play football. They invented the game. You even taught other tribes how to play. But you had one problem: no matter how hard you try, you just always ended up losing. Match after match, game after game. (Dug sighs in disbelief) In fact, after many many moons... (cave painting of cavemen showing their butts can be seen) ...you just gave up altogether. It was all too painful for you. It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football. You're losers, caveman. Always have been, Always will be.
Dug
No. No, it-it can be true!
Lord Nooth
Do you really believe you can beat us tomorrow? Face it, caveman. You and your tribe, you just don't have it in you. But I am willing to offer you a deal. A way out. (the scene goes to Hognob finding tracks leading to the valley, then cuts back to the mine) Think it over, caveman, because the mine is waiting. For you and your primitive friends. (laughs evilly, offscreen)
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Bravery and Stupidity in Caveman Life
Goona
You’re pretty brave, caveman. And stupid. Actually, more stupid than brave really.
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A Dismissive Command About the Badlands
Lord Nooth
Let them rot in the badlands.
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Uncertainty About the Identity of Rabbits
Chief Bobnar
I don't think it's rabbits.
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The Ultimate Underdog Tale in Prehistory
Taglines
The greatest underdog story in prehistory.
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Mining Plans and Primitives' Response
Lord Nooth
Alright. Secure the valley. Start mining ore.
Dino
Or what, Lord Nooth?
Lord Nooth
Ore, you fool. Start mining the ore. The metal that's in the ground.
Dino
Oh, the ore... in the ground! Yes... (laughs) What about the primitives?
Lord Nooth
(scoffs) Let them rot in the Badlands. They're low-achievers of history with their puny flints and drafty caves.
Dug
(angrily but quietly) You've picked the wrong tribe to mess with. (grabs a stone axe and charges at Lord Nooth)
Lord Nooth
Oh, I'm so scared. You are waving your stones about." (Dug war-cries as he jumps at Lord Nooth) The Age of Stone is over, Dino. Long live the Age of Bronze. (bronze ball knocks Dug unconscious) Okay, let's get moving.
Bronzetrooper
Of course, Lord Nooth.
Lord Nooth
I'm late for my massage.
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Winning the game for our valley back
Dug
If we play this game and beat them at it, we can have our valley back.
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Teamwork vs Individual Talent in Competition
Goona
(passing out Real Bronzio cards) Make no mistake, these are the best players bronze can buy.
Asbo
They're like ginormous, great, big footballing...giants!
Gravelle
Oh, there's no way we can beat such a great team!
Goona
They may be great, but what they're not is a team. They're 11 players who each think they're the star. That's their weakness. And that's how you can beat them.
Dug
Goona's right. They may be better players than us, but we have something they don't.
Barry
Moss?
Dug
No, Barry, not moss. We got each other. And if we work together, then maybe we can do this.
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A Dismissive Insult from Lord Nooth
Lord Nooth
You're losers, caveman. Always have been, always will be.
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Age and Participation in Competition
Chief Bobnar
Well, I'm not playing. I'm an old man. I'm nearly 32!
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Questioning Presence in the Stone Age
Goona
Where have you been, the Stone Age?
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A Simple Yet Epic Statement
Taglines
Yeah. It's a little epic.
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Gathering for a Spear-Wielding Adventure
Chief Bobnar
Right, gather round, grab a spear.
Treebor
(grabs a spear) Oh, it's pointy.
Magma
Oh, Treebor, just get over there.
Treebor
Oh, Mum...
Dug
Morning, Barry.
Barry
Morning, Dug.
Dug
Mr. Rock coming hunting today?
Barry
Oh yeah. Wouldn't miss it for the world.
Chief Bobnar
Morning, Asbo. Change your underpants today?
Asbo
Yep. Changed them with Thongo, Chief. Champion!
Chief Bobnar
Yes, Gravelle?
Gravelle
When I put my arm up, it hurts.
Chief Bobnar
Well, don't do it, then. (notices Grubup biting Eemak's leg) Grubup, don't eat that. That's Eemak.
Grubup
Yum. (chuckles)
Chief Bobnar
Exactly. Uh, right.
Dug
Heads down, everyone.
Chief Bobnar
Thank you, Dug.
Barry
(shoulder-bumps Mr. Rock) Shh!
Chief Bobnar
(clears throat) We give thanks for our valley, our home, this precious ground which sustains us and gives us shelter from the Badlands. (Dug breathes deeply) May we live in peace, balance, and harmony with our forest and all the creatures we share it with. (puts his hands together) Right, let's go kill something! (the cavemen cheer)
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A Game of Deception and Discovery
Queen Oofeefa
So... (Dug turns around) ...you've reminded us how the beautiful game should be played. (Dug smiles) As for Lord Nooth... Uh, Nooth? Nooth?! Where is that...?
Dug
Rat!
Queen Oofeefa
Yes, quite. (sees Nooth in a rat costume dumping the Schnookels in the pouch) GUARDS! Apprehend that rodent!
Lord Nooth
(drops chest) So long, suckers! (walks away)
Brian
My word, Bryan. That Schnookel-grabbing scoundrel is making off with the profits.
Dug
(to Goona) After you.
Bryan
Aye, but will he get away? (Goona kicks the ball) Oh! Superb shot!
Brian
And a rebound! (Dug kicks the ball which bounces back and hits Nooth in the head) That got him!
Bryan
Aye, Nooth is on the backfoot now, Brian. (Nooth falls) Quite literally. (Chief Bobnar whistles, the giant duck grabs Nooth and shakes him around) Look at that. Caught by the old bill.
Brian
Ah, Bryan. That's comedy bronze. Well done, my friend.
Lord Nooth
Ah! My lovely Schnookels! (falls to the ground, then the bronze plate fell on his head, causing him to faint)
Bronze Elderly Woman
(catches her dinner plate) Ooh, refund!
Queen Oofeefa
That should remind him of the pecking order, eh?
Dug
(chuckles) Yeah!
Queen Oofeefa
Oh, and, caveman, I think this is yours. (gives trophy to Dug) Symbol of a game sent from heaven.
Dug
Thank you, your...bronze chiefness.
Queen Oofeefa
And now I believe it's time you went home. (Dug looks up) To your valley.
Dug
(turns to the other cavemen) We're going home.
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Critique of Tribe's Football Skills
Lord Nooth
It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football.
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Miscommunication in a Dire Situation
Lord Nooth
Take him away and kill him... slowly. No! I meant take him away at normal speed and kill him slowly! Idiots!
[Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly]
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