8 quotes
Frustration and Challenge in a Playful Tone
Jack "Deuce" Cooper
How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and quit banging on the door. What the...?
[as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom; closes the door and Ed breaks it down]
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Misunderstanding a Gesture in Conversation
Lydia
Two fingers is a curve ball, right?
Jack
That's a peace sign, I think.
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Diverse Heroes in Unexpected Forms
Taglines
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes.
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Unusual Baseball Bat Size Situation
Tipton
Sorry Ed, we don't carry baseball bats your size.
Chubb
We do now.
[laughing]
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A Search for Wilbur's Location
Jack "Deuce" Cooper
Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur? Wilbur, mom you didn't.
[to a spider; cut to his mom serving up ham]
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A Conversation About Baseball Leagues
Stats
You play major league?
Jack
No.
Stats
Minor league?
Jack
No.
Stats
Anybody ever see you play?
Jack
My mom.
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Minor League, Major Friendship Theme
Taglines
Minor league. Major friendship.
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A Bold Promise to Confront the Challenge
Jack "Deuce" Cooper
I am going to spank that monkey!
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